Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue.
Author's Notes: The result of having several insane friends **cough**PoptartandTiffany**cough** and several boxes of Frosted Flakes. Now Leslie, I'm not saying you're not insane but they are what ~inspired~ this stupid thing…^_^;; Anyway, this is just a stupid PWP fic that comes out of a disturbed teenager's head…
Many Moons Ago…
By Shi no Tenshi
Many moons ago, there was a Twinkie. The Twinkie's name was Heero. The Twinkie was a strange suicidal Twinkie. One day, the Twinkie decided to self-destruct because he just felt like it. The Twinkie laughed insanely and pressed the self-detonation button. BLOOP! Cream filling splattered everywhere. And that was the end of the Twinkie.
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Many moons ago, there was a cookie. The cookie's name was Duo. The cookie had a strange fear of scissors. One day, someone went after him with a pair of nice sharp scissors. The cookie screamed and turned into a chibi penguin. He waddled around yelling, "WADDLEDO WADDLEDO WADDLEDO!!" And that was the end of the cookie's sanity.
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Many moons ago, there was a Pocky. The Pocky's name was Trowa. One day, the Pocky decided that he didn't like his brown chocolate shirt. He wanted a blue shirt. So he went out and stood in the sun, waiting for his shirt to melt. It melted, leaving him sunburned. He turned into a pretzel. And that was the end of the Pocky.
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Many moons ago, there was a cracker. The cracker's name was Quatre. One day, the cracker saw a cup of tea. "TEA!" it yelled with delight and ran into it. The cracker sat in the tea for quite a long time, and he began to get soggy. Then he began to dissolve. The cracker didn't notice because he had fallen asleep. Eventually, the cracker dissolved completely into mush. And that was the end of the cracker.
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Many moons ago, there was a strawberry flavored pink cupcake. The strawberry flavored pink cupcake's name was Wufei. One day, the strawberry flavored pink cupcake got a look in the mirror. He found out that he was pink. Not blue, not purple, pink. "INJUSTICE!!" he screamed and sliced himself up with his nice sharp kantana. All because he was pink. And that was the end of the strawberry flavored pink cupcake.
Note: The penguin gig is courtesy of Evil Poptart. The entire "many moons ago" thing was stuffed into my head by Tiffany….