Another Twilight Parody
Hallway Scene:
Mike- Hey Bella, welcome to Forks!
Bella- Hi thanks.
Jessica- Hey, you're that new girl from Arizona…Wow your skin is so clear!
Bella- I'm using Proactive!
Lunch:
*The Cullens step in, everyone but Edward. Then Bella turns around and sees pale faces wearing JB shirts*
Bella- Who are they?
Angela- The Beliebers. MAJOR Justin Bieber fans.
Bella- Me too! I love Justin Bieber!
*She turns around and sees a cute person with a blonde wig on and a HM tee*
Bella- Who is he?
Mike- He is an independent thinker… A Hannah Montana fan…
Bella- Uhhh…
-Fade to Black-
Forest/Edward's House:
Bella- I know what you are
Edward- Say it. Say it out loud!
Bella- A Hannah Montana fan
Edward- Are you afraid?
Bella- No
*Edward puts Bella on his back*
Edward- I have to take you to my house. You need to see my wardrobe!
*They go to Edward's house and look at his wardrobe*
Bella- Wow you have a lot of sparkly stuff with sequins…Edward, I am not afraid of you. I love you!
Edward- WE HARDLY KNOW EACH OTHER!
Bella- That's the point. Loves at first sight…tell me something about you.
Edward- I'm a vegetarian.
Bella- Cool, I'll see you tomorrow. Got to go!
Truck Scene:
Charlie- Bella, this is your new ride.
Bella- Really? OMFG IT'S GREAT! I mean, aside from all the scratches. But it's still great! Aside from all that dust! But I totally still love it! Aside from that flimsy wheel that could've been painted a different color! But it's still nice. Aside from the fact that most teens get better cars from their parents. But it's still cool!
Charlie- … glad you like it, Bells.
Bella's Room with Edward:
Bella- Tell me you love me more than Subway's foot-long sandwich you've been snacking on lately.
Edward- But you can't beat a foot-long!
Bella- EDWARD!
Edward- I'm sorry… I love you more than my foot-long sandwich and more than the smell of Thanksgiving turkey… I can just taste in my mouth.
Bella- I THOUGHT YOU WERE A VEGETARIAN! JUST NEVER, EAT MY TABBY CAT, JACOB!
Truck Scene:
*The car comes and Edward hurries to Bella and stops the car with his hand*
Bella- OMFG HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
Edward- Adrenaline rush. You can Google it.
Bella- I HATE YOU EDWARD! I USE WIKIPEDIA!