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Newsanchor:You're seeing what's left of the Point Place Police Deptartment Auditorium
where a fire broke out eariler today.
Kurama:I hope Yusuke is okay.
Kuwabara:Yeah,I know cuz today is flare day.
Botan,Kurama,Kuwabara:Today was flare day.
(Yusuke walks in)
Yusuke:Hey,guys,What's up?(wearing a ruined jacket)
Yusuke:Okay,fine.I was at the academy when the auditorm burned down,but it wasn't my fault.
All:(look at him)
Yusuke:I got there early so I can show Keiko what I can do.I need to practice with my flare gun.
So I can show Keiko what I can be for a change.
Kurama:Okay,so it's zero percent your fault.
Yusuke:So,I accidentally shot off a flare gun..
and it went behind the bleachers.
Kuwabara:Now,it's sixty percent your fault.
Yusuke:So,I shot off another flare,cuz you know what they say,fight fire with fire.
Botan:Now,it's ninety nine percent your fault
Yusuke:So,I shot off another flare to warn people about the fire...well that one went on the roof..
...and I got the hell out of there.
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