Adventures in Cake Baking

Adventures in Cake Baking
Part 1

Starring (in order of appearance)…

Duo Maxwell
Wufei Chang
Quatra Raberba Winner
Heero Yuy
Trowa Barton

With guest appearances by…

Someone

****Quick note, This is just a stupid story I wrote because I don't have a
life. Excuse any and all spelling and grammar mistakes. 2nd not so quick
note, I put Someone's feelings/comments, within the story, its all in the
parenthesis, don't ask me who Someone is. What Someone happens to be doing
at the time will be in little stars, example **grins evilly** means that
Someone is now grinning evilly, or that Someone has an evil grin on their
face, understand? If you don't like it, go talk to Someone, Great!!! Onto
my first ever fanfic, it's rather stupid and very silly, or is it rather
silly and very stupid? I don't know. Anywho, on with the story, have fun
and enjoy. ****

--From the Author, me! Megumi, Empress of Fantasia ^_~

The G-Wing guys were baking a cake (Don't ask why. Desperate people do
desperate things when they're bored out of their skull **Grins evilly**).
"Do any of you guys even know how to bake a cake?" asked Duo.
"How hard can it be, there are instructions right on the box." answered
Wufei.
"Do we have all the ingredients?" asked Quatra.
"Yeah, you asked that already. We have, like, 5 cans of frosting. Flour,
sugar, milk, eggs, strawberries, sprinkles, and anything else you could think
of using while baking a cake. Can we crack the eggs now?" This of course,
was Duo.
"No, we have to put the flour and stuff in first." Quatra reminded him.
"Lets just get this over with and bake the cake." Heero pauses then adds,
"Why are we baking a cake anyway?"
A silence fills the room; none of them know exactly why they are baking a
cake, (which is why I told you not to ask **Shakes head sadly**). Quatra
proceeds to add the ingredients into a large bowl, while the other 4 gundam
pilots watch in awe.
"Wow, you really know what you're doing! It's so, mind boggling!" Obviously
Quatra's ability to cook (his ability to **coughread** **coughdirections**)
had just boggled Trowa's mind.
"It's not that hard, you just read the directions." (See, I told you so
**smirks knowingly**) Seeing that Quatra had all the baking under control,
the rest of the guys just kind of hung around the kitchen looking for
something to do. Heero, thinking that nobody would care if he ate a few
strawberries decide to sit down and, well, eat strawberries.
"Heero! What are you doing, those are for the cake!" yelled Quatra, he
quickly pulls the plate out of Heero's reach and resumes his cake baking.
Trowa meanwhile decides that he should test the frosting, just to make sure
its, um, safe. Discovering just how good the vanilla frosting really is, he
grabs another can of frosting, this one pink vanilla. He sits there a while
trying to decide which is better, regular vanilla or pink vanilla (Pink,
pink, pink, pink **Stops and looks around** What?!).
"Hey Trowa, I want some frosting too!" shouted Duo.
"What!? Trowa, get away from that frosting!" Quatra reaches to pull the can
away from Trowa.
"You stay away Quatra. This frosting is mine, do you understand that? It's
MINE!"
"Whoa! Trowa's experiencing his first sugar rush!" laughed Duo.
"Either that or his first sugar addiction." added Wufei.
While Trowa and Quatra fought over the frosting, Heero decided that now was
the perfect time to eat those strawberries.
"Didn't Quatra say, not to eat those strawberries?" asked Duo.
"Yeah, so."
"Heero, step away from the strawberries." He picked up a frying pan. This
didn't really have the threatening look Duo was hoping for all it did was
make him look rather silly (Cute! Duo and a frying pan! **Tilts head and
smiles**).
"Duo, put the frying pan down." Heero said tolerantly.
"Put the strawberry down first." Heero continued to eat his strawberry, "Okay
that's it, I didn't want to have to do this but…"
Duo brought the frying pan up into the air and slammed it down over Heero's
head. Heero collapsed on the floor and Duo picked up his half-eaten
strawberry and threw it at Wufei.
"Don't throw food, it's undignified." Wufei scolded. At this Duo found a bag
of chocolate chips and proceeded to throw them at Wufei, some even landed in
the cake mix that was being neglected because Trowa and Quatra were still
fighting over the frosting.
"Trowa, the frosting is for the cake, you can't eat all of it." Quatra
pulled the can of frosting out of Trowa's hands
"I can and I will and you're not going to stop me." He grabbed the frosting
back from Quatra. They sat there a few more minutes trying to get the
frosting away from each other while Duo and Wufei watched with befuddled
looks on their faces. Suddenly the can slipped out of their hands and landed
on the floor spilling pink vanilla frosting everywhere (NOOOO! **Places hands
over face**).
Trowa dropped to his knees and stared at the spilled frosting, his eyes
became as big as saucers and began to fill with tears, "Oh my Gaud" he
whispered, then he got louder. "Oh my Gaud, you fool. Look what you've done.
All that frosting wasted because of YOU." Now he was yelling, "NOW I HAVE TO
EAT THE PLAIN VANILLA FROSTING BECAUSE THE PINK KIND IS ALL GONE! IT'S ALL
GONE!" Trowa had finally decided that the pink vanilla frosting was better
then the regular vanilla frosting (I totally agree, the pink kind is just
better, even though pink is just, well, not **crosses arms over chest
defiantly**).
Quatra began to cry, his eyes filled with tears, "I'm sorry, the frosting was
for the cake! I was just trying to save it for the cake." And he ran out of
the kitchen. Duo and Wufei looked from the kitchen door to the spilled
frosting, to Trowa, and back to the kitchen door. Heero was still
unconscious and lying on the floor.
"We had 5 cans of frosting, what's wrong with the other 3?" asked Wufei.
Trowa looked up from the spilled frosting, "That's right." He ran over to
the other 3 cans of frosting looking for one that was pink vanilla. He found
it and held it up above his head triumphantly. Then he proceeded to open and
eat.
Quatra was just outside the kitchen crying because Trowa had yelled at him
(awe, poor baby **wipes away a teardrop**). All he was trying to do was save
the frosting for the cake, once you put the frosting on the cake, then you
can eat the left over frosting. That was just how it worked. Duo came out
of the kitchen to talk to Quatra (what a nice guy **grin**).
"Uh, there are still 3 cans of frosting left. We figured that it would be
okay if we let Trowa have one of them, so there's still frosting to put on
the cake."
"Is Trowa still mad at me?" He sniffled
"I don't think so, he's pretty happy about the frosting right now." Duo went
back into the kitchen. Quatra sat outside the kitchen trying to regain
composure when he heard the clattering of chairs from inside the kitchen. He
walked in and saw a very strange sight.
Heero had regained consciousness, though not sanity, and was standing on some
chairs with Trowa, who was going threw a sugar rush, singing 'Let it Snow',
while Duo stood on top of the table sprinkling flour over their heads (Can
you imagine? **Starts to giggle**).
" Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow " the two sang, " Oh the
weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful, and since…" they
stopped to try and think of the words, then started again, " and since
we've no place to go! Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snooooooo-" there was
a loud thud as Heero lost his balance and fell off the chair. He sat up and
shook the flour out of his hair and then glared daggers at Duo, who was
sitting on the table laughing hysterically yelling "Point and laugh! Point
and laugh!"
Trowa was still standing on the chair, with a rather confused look on his
face (**also starts laughing hysterically**). Wufei was sitting on his chair
with a sidelong smirk on his face, trying not to laugh.
" Why, Yuy, I had no idea that you had such a wonderful singing voice."
Again Wufei tried to suppress his laughter.
"Shut up Wufei, nobody hit you over the head with a frying pan." Heero
scowls at Duo and rubes the back of his head.
"Sure, blame it on Duo, everybody else does. He's an easy target. Besides,
it's not my fault you wouldn't stop eating the stupid strawberries." With
this Duo began to pout (Oh my, how adorable! **Places hands over heart,
flutters eyelashes, and sighs**).
"Is there anymore frosting left?" Asked Trowa.
"No, you ate all of it, there is no more left for you." Answered Wufei
With this Trowa joins Duo and also begins to pout. Quatra finishes adding
ingredients and Duo perks up a bit when Quatra tells him he can crack the
eggs. The cake is placed in the oven, and the 5 Gundam pilots look forward
to a long hour while the cake bakes.

One Hour later…

"The cakes done" announced Quatra, "Who wants to put on the frosting?" (Me,
me, me! **Waves hands around in the air**)
"I thought that there wasn't anymore frosting?" Trowa looks questionably at
Wufei.
"I said there was no more frosting left for you."
"That wasn't exactly nice." Trowa begins to pout again.
"I just didn't want to see you sugar high again, it was a very disturbing
sight." He snorts, "You and Yuy singing on chairs like your drunk, have you
no dignity?"
Duo gets up to go get a dictionary, Trowa stares at the last cans of frosting
like a dog stares at a piece of steak, Heero realizes that the frosting isn't
really safe anymore and moves between the cans and Trowa. Quatra grabs one
of the cans and begins to put frosting on the cake (Gaud dern it! I wanted
to put the frosting on the cake **begins to pout, not to be heard from until
'End' of Part 1, even though this is basically 'The End'**). Duo returns
with a thesaurus since he couldn't find the dictionary.
" Okay, dignity, 'a person's high standing among others: honor, nobility,
prestige, and distinction'. What was the question again?"
"Maxwell?"
"Yes Wufei?"
"Shut up."
"Whatever."
"Seriously, shut your mouth and be quiet."

The End…
(For now **Evil laughter** Mahahahahaha- **cough** Okay so I can't laugh
evilly **grins sheepishly**)

**** Ending note, maybe. Well, that's it for now, until I decide to actually
write an ending. But we know how I love to put things off so it might be a
while before we find out what happens to the cake. Will the boys get to eat
it? Or will Trowa try to get all the frosting first? Maybe, Someone could
actually hold a conversation with one of the Gundam Pilots, don't ask me
who!!! **holds hands up as if to fend Someone off**. What if Wufei was dared
to eat the entire cake and then had the ultimate sugar rush, yes one worse
then Trowa's, what would he have to say to Heero and Trowa then?
Mahahahahahaha-**gassp**! Well, this is my universe to toy with, to you poor
souls who happen to be reading this, any ideas on how I can further torture
you would be helpful. Oh yeah, comments on Someone's comments and my not so
great writing are welcome too. Gaud, my comments take up half the story!!!
****

--From the Author, me, again! Megumi, Empress of Fantasia