So i had a strange dream (maybe this was the product of playing TES: Skyrim for like 48 hours straight)and i woke up and checked my email and noticed yet another fanfiction-free inbox. This was my face - :'( And then i started thinking, "Why have all of my favorite authors stopped updating? OMG! I have stopped too!" Then i set off to make this!
Enjoy!
Once upon a time -no wait- It has been foretold- yea that's better.
*clears throat*
It has been foretold that in the year of iphones,
when the Angry Birds fly and the viral videos go... well, viral,
many who once played the sweet song of the keyboard
(not the fake piano type) will lose their way.
These brave souls who dare to command the trickiest and most formidable foe known to any and everyone with a knowledge and vocabulary greater than a 3rd grader:
words!
Yes these skillful linguists who once transcribed the innermost workings of their mind
morning, noon, and night, have fallen prey to things like
Televisions and their "laugh track" soaked sitcoms,
Consoles of gaming like the "Xbox" and "PlayStation" or even worse yet,
The witchcraft of 3D motion pictures!
But fear not literature paramours! For as always, in a time of need there is always a hero.
In this case, there are many heroes, and you no doubt, are one yourself.
This is a call to arms and our weapons shall be pens and paper and the keys on our keyboards!
We shall go forth and show this new age entertainment what started it all!
(Shouts and hollers ensue directly followed by a near silence aside from faint scratching and clicking)
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