Natsume was pointedly not listening to the babbling brunette in pink sitting beside him. At least he was trying not to listen. But Natsume never was a very good multitasker. He was cursing himself for this little flaw when he suddenly heard Mikan burst out with:
"what the sex I'll kill you by having sex with you, you female dog" Natsume coughed and stared at her wide eyed.
"what the f*ck?!" he said
"what the sex" she retorted. Suddenly he understood she was translating curse words.
"Natsume, curse words are bad" she stated plainly
"to hell they are" he hissed
"I don't have anything for that one" she said tapping he pointer finger to her chin.
"uh-huh" he muttered rolling his eyes, he had never thought of curse words that way before.
"who said that first one"
"what first one?" she asked
"what the f*ck I'll…"
"stop stop" she waved her mitten around
"I said it silly, but before me Tsubasa did he fell down"
"did he seriously say what the sex"
"no! you would of known that if you had been listening" she chastised.
"so…"
"so I changed it…it sounds weird now but kind of funny"
"curse words are just words" he sighed.
"I know, words people have apparently forgotten the meaning of"
" what cuss words do you know?" he asked
"Not telling, but my grandpa had quite the mouth on him"
"did he die?"
"nu-uh he lives, but far away I havent seen him since I got here"
"holy crap" he said just to provoke her
"holy poop, you worship funny Na-kun"
"I said don't call me that"
"I said too bad, its cuter then Natsu-owww" he flicked her on the forehead
"don't call a boy cute"
"I don't care what you say, Na-kun is Na-kun, and Na-kun is cute" Natsume rolled his eyes
"shut the sex up" he said annoyed
"that's weird, isn't it"
"onto the next meaningless topic?" he asked annoyed
"confessions!" she shouted waving one mittened hand in the air
"like what, coming out of the closet" he asked hoping to dear god she wasn't gay.
"no-no-no-no-no well…kind of….love confessions, you know Ruku likes…"
"not me I don't care what you say, he may look like a girl but…"
"NO, I think he has the hots for Hotaru" she said annoyed
"are you crazy, he's liked you ever since you came here"
"gasp"
"what you didn't know…half the guys in the class are ogling you…ever since you started to grow a chest" he smirked. she hit him.
"that's not the point pervert! Who do you like?"
"no-one" he lied turning slightly pink. She grinned.
"liar"
"damn you"
"curse me, so spill" she hissed, he rolled his eyes
"I really like…I really, really like…my manga"
"you idiot" she sighed
"how about you?" he asked trying in vain to hide his interest.
"I'll tell you if you tell me" she said smiling
"no"
"god curse it!"
"why do you care?" he asked
"no reason, why do you care?"
"I don't"
"you liar" she hit him again
"knock it off"
"tell me" she said
"f*ch you"
"sex me" she retorted
"if that's what it'll take for you to shut up"
"gasp! No!"
"don't say stuff like that if you don't wanna get misunderstood"
"youre misunderstood arent you Na-kun"
"yeah whatever…fine I'll tell you"
"yeah, yeah?"
"I like…"
"well?" she was beginning to get impatient
"I mean I love…"
"you love"
"kind of" he said
"c'mon?"
"I love you, you f*cking idiot" he hissed
"WHAT!"
"no translation?" he asked sadly. He was responded to with a quick peck on the cheek.
"I'm not a sexing idiot Natsume" she said blushing. He smiled
"too bad"
"PERVERT"
A/N: This one has a lot of dialog…I've been reading to person plays and they inspired me. So no flames please
Love ya C.P.
p.s.: thank you to all my reviewers a special thanks to all of you for bearing with me, if you have any constructive critism please feel free to deliver it! As well as any writing suggestions or themes I should try!