You Know You Watch Too Much Yugioh When…

Roshimito: Wait, didn't somebody already do one of these?

Me: ……yer point is?

Roshimito: My point is you're stealing someone else's idea!

Me: Oh come ON! People all over the web make 'You Know You Watch to Much When…' lists all the time!. How do you know I'm not stealing from one of them!?

Roshimito: -opens mouth- ……-stands there with mouth hanging open-

Me: Precisely! I win! HAH! Now do the disclaimer!

Roshimito: You do the disclaimer!

Me: Y-aaamiii!!

Roshimito: No, bad hikari. Do your own dang disclaimer. I'm going to make myself some chocolate taquitos –leaves-

Me: ;; But yami!!

Roshimito: I can't hear you!

Me: Fine! -- You're sleeping on the couch tonight

Roshimito: NYEH!?

Me: I don't own Yami, Yugi, Joey, Bakura, Ryou, Marik, Malik, Seto, Mokuba, Mai, Duke, Tristan, Yugi's Grandpa, Serenedy, the White House, chocolate fritters, doughnuts..-way off topic at this point-

Roshimito: ….Hikari…

Me: …Crab apples, cotton candy, CD players, the television, the Nintendo WII…

Roshimito: Hikari!

Me: …cardboard boxes, that hobo living outside my house, step ladders, door handles…

Roshimito: HIKARI!

Me: Or any other Yugioh related things! I'm making absolutely no profit from this. I do own my yami Roshimito. She owns me(as far as I am aware). I don't mean to offend any religions, sexualities, African Americans, or anyone of any kind with anything I do. If you have a problem with homosexuals, run away! Run away, and never return! –cackles insanely-

Roshimito: She doesn't own that quote either. It's copyrighted to the creators of Lion King. AKA – Disney. Now, on with the fic!...or…whatever it is. List?

1. You can name all the cards Yami has ever played in a duel

2. You're deck has every card Yami has ever played in a duel

3. You spend you're entire life tearing up every Blue Eyes card you find so there is, indeed, only three in existence

4. You have a yami

5. You've memorized every theme song/ending theme

6. You redecorate you're room so it looks like the Shadow Realm

7. You duel over MSN with your friend

8. You sit in front of your mirror for five hours trying to style your hair like one of the characters

9. You manage to style your hair like one of the characters

10. You wonder what magic therapist Mokuba went to see after the original series

11. You actually understood what was being refered to above

12. You realize that for some unexplained reason Yami's eyes suddenly changed from red to purple

13. You discover an explanation for the above

14. When someone challenges you to a duel you yell 'YU-GI-OH' at the top of your lungs, then lock your self in your room out of disappointment when nothing happens

15. You spend 3 years of you're life trying to figure out why Yugi yells out 'Yu-gi-oh' in the first place, because his names Yami, not Yugioh

16. You squeal whenever Yami talks in either of the versions

17. You watch all the episodes just so you can count exactly how many times Mokuba gets kidnapped

18. You watch all the episodes just so you can count exactly how many times Yami saves Yugi's ass

19. You wonder why Yami didn't kick Weevil's ass for tossing Exodia into the water

20. You realize that in the later episodes Rex Raptor and Weevil Underwood are never mentioned

21. You decide to study scientifically why this is so

22. You conclude Yami assassinated them in their sleep and the case is closed

23. You wonder why in the new version Yami didn't just make Kaiba believe he was being devoured by a Blue Eyes and be done with it

24. You announce at the top of your lungs everything you do when you're dueling

25. Everytime your opponent makes a move you yell 'HOLD ON!' in a commanding voice

26. Your opponent screws you over and you scream 'OH NO!' in a horrified manner

27. You wonder why having his millennium eye removed killed Pegasus, but having his real eye removed didn't

28. You wonder just what Shadi did with Pegasus' real eye

29. You begin to come up with things Yami does all day when he's stuck in Yugi's mind

30. You start quoting Yami while in class

31. You start quoting Yami while not in class

32. Your Socials Teacher asks you why something happened in history, and you respond "Because Yami was in the puzzle, and thus couldn't mind crush anyone"

33. You doodle pictures of Yugioh characters on your notes and homework

34. Your teacher asks you exactlly WHY you drew Yugioh characters in your textbook

35. You create one of the Millenium Items with paper mache

36. You create ALL of the Millenium Items with paper mache

37. You create all of the Millenium Items out of real gold

38. You act as if you have a split personality

39. You have to see the school phyciatrist because you keep yelling "MIND CRUSH" at people who anoy you

40. Whenever you see a shorter then average boy you run up to him and demand he reveal his yami to you

41. You began to muse why only the Millenium Puzzle, Ring, and Rod had a yami in them, but not the other Millenium Items

42. Your entire wall is covered in Yugioh posters

43. You've watched all the Yugioh seasons; even the one nobody liked. You know which one

44. You throw a party on any of the Yugioh characters birthday

45. Whenever someone angers you, you speak in a really creepy voice challanging them to a "Shadow Game"

46. You realize that the Rod didn't actually have a yami in it, as stated in #41 - Malik was just crazy

47. You draw animal versions of all the Yugioh characters

48. You name one of your pets of a Yugioh character

49. You buy every DVD boxset of every Yugioh Episode

50. You waste your time reading this

51. You claim you own Yugioh

52. You read this then decide to make you're own "You know you've watched to much Yugioh when..."

53. You threaten to sue me because I'm using the Yugioh characters names without permission from the creator

54. Oh nooez!

55. Srsly.

56. Get. A. Life

57. PS: Mr. Crepsly is deh pimp

58. ...I'm done now, btw...

59. Seriously. You can go away now.

60. ...

61. I'm not kidding. Go away

62. ...

63. ...

64. ...

65. Screw this, I'm going to write a puzzleshipping story

66. Also, I'm never updating The Mary Sue

67. Sorry to my readers, but I like Yugioh more now...

68. So stop waiting, please.

69. Ain't gonna happen.

70. Why are you waiting anyway? It wasn't even that good of a story!

71. There's far, FAR better stories out there you could be reading!

72. Right now. At this very moment. Why are you STILL here when there's more awesome things to be reading?

73. Like the story "Do You Dream of Me?" by Laryna6.

74. Best. Puzzleshipping. Story. Ever

75. Playant advertising

76. Also, Dumbledore's gay. HAH! Take THAT you ship hates! Fish smacked!

77. Uhuh, that's right! J.K.Rowling SUPPORTS GAY PEOPLE! HAH!

78. So go to hell, and take all your flames with you.

79. Also, give me all your fishsticks.

80. No seriously. And watch Yugioh The Abridged Series on Youtube.

81. And for peats sake, GO AWAY ALREADY!

82. The list ENDED 29 numbers ago!

83. Why are you even still here!?

84. Gah! I have nothing more to say to you moronic people!

85. ...

86. What!? No, of course not hikari! I wasn't doing anything!

87. ...

89. I swear! It wasn't me! It was the Thief! THE ELVES DID IT!

90. ...

91. Sorry about that ; Roshimito took over! Uhm...but yeah...the lists over...

92. So, please, you can go now. But she did have a point...

93. "Do You Dream of Me?" by Laryna6 IS the best fanfiction ever. If you like puzzleshipping

94. And if you don't...well then, to bad for you.

95. Bye now! D

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Yuko: And that's the end! -- BTW, I'm only here because Sarah's off scolding her yami. So yeah...Go away. And don't bother R&R-ing...Sarah isn't a good writer. Really. All she did was waste your valuable time. Go read something that's actually GOOD! Oh...and Sarah and her yami ARE right about one thing...

"Do You Dream of Me?" by Laryna6 is the best story ever. That's an example of GOOD writing.

-more playant advertising-

Also, Sarah doesn't own fishsticks either