The Oddity of Hiccups

So, I should be studying for my three exams this week, but this story has been rolling around in my head for months now and I need to get it out. I hope you all enjoy it. It's probably one of the first if not the first of its kind.

Takes place during season 4. Ulrich and Odd are boyfriends and Yumi decided she loves William. Jeremy and Aelita are dating although they are not mentioned in this story sorry.

I do not own Code Lyoko or any of its characters, settings, plot, yadda yadda.

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Odd's point of View

Hey guys. I'm Odd Della'Robia and as my name implies I am an odd person, with an odd life and an odd boyfriend. Ulrich Stern and I have been dating for the past couple of months, much to the dismay of Sissi and most of the Kadic girls, and things have been going great……except lately….I've been getting the hiccups a lot. Three times this week in fact.

Now I know what you're all thinking "so what the scrawny kid's got the hiccups." Well I'M NOT SCRAWNY I'M SVELTE…..and I wouldn't be making a big deal of it if it weren't for the way my boyfriend acted around me when I have the hiccups.

He tried to explain it to me once, but I didn't quite understand what he meant, but to put it basically he gets off on me having the hiccups. Now when I say get off I mean really get off, its like the whole world shuts down and all he can do is fuck me till we're both sore and then lie with me in his arms until they go away. He said something about the way my chest spasms by itself and the little blush that comes to my face makes me look innocent and helpless, (which I'm not!!) Not to mention the fact that the impact of the hiccups on my little frame makes me noticeably jerk making sex even more rough and full of contact.

All in all I don't mind the attention, or the intimate time with Ulrich but this is the third time this week and it's starting to get old. So, when I was eating breakfast this morning with Yumi before Ulrich came down, he was tired from our fun and games we had with me and my hiccups last night, and Jeremy and Aelita were off doing who knows what, wink and was eating my seventh banana of the morning and got the hiccups I knew I had to hide them from Ulrich at all costs.

Yumi could sense my discomfort immediately.

"Got the hiccups again Odd?"

Ye-hicc-ah. I sighed.

"Well, why don't you try drinking some water? It's helped before." she suggested sympathetically.

"Al-hicc-right, I guess I'-hicc-ll try it-hicc" I said and got up to get myself a glass of water.

After getting a glass of water and starting to make my way back to the table with it I noticed Ulrich sitting there with Yumi. I was about to make a break for it when I saw that Ulrich had noticed me and starting waving.

"Sh-hicc-it!" I cursed to myself and walked over to the table trying to think of a way of leaving , without causing Ulrich to think something was wrong.

"Hi Ulrich" I said quickly stifling the hiccup.

"Good morning" Ulrich replied giving me a questioning look because of my short quick greeting. He got up and leaned in to kiss me, but I quickly took a sip of my water and chocked a bit on it as I hiccupped while drinking.

"You ok?" Ulrich asked patting my back.

"Yeah I'm good" I hastily replied moving away from Ulrich's hand so he couldn't feel my chest jerk as I gave another hiccup, which I somehow managed to pass for a cough.

"Are you sure you're ok? You're acting kind of odd, even for you." Ulrich stated smirking a little at his pun. Normally I would have retorted back about how old that joke was, but out of the fear of hiccupping in front of Ulrich I decided to let it slide.

"You know," I said thinking of an excuse to leave the cafeteria and making sure I hiccupped quietly and in between phrases. "I just remembered (hic) that I left my notebook (hic) for Mrs. Hertz's class (hic) in the room. (hic) I'm gonna go get it (hic) cya in class." And with that I quickly turned and ran to our room.

"What was that about?" Ulrich asked looking to Yumi. Yumi, even though the boys didn't know it, had noticed lustful glare Ulrich gave Odd when he got the hiccups and decided to protect him from Ulrich.

"Maybe the seven bananas he ate for breakfast hit him the wrong way," she suggested. "Come on we both have class to get to." And with that they left the room.

Meanwhile Narrator's POV

Odd was in his room pacing and trying to think of a way of avoiding sitting next to Ulrich during their classes today. Him, Ulrich, Jeremy and Aelita all shared the same classes with Odd and Ulrich sharing seats together in front and Jeremy and Aelita together in back of them. Then it hit him. All he had to do was convince Jeremy to let him sit with him. That way be could be in back of Ulrich and be able to stifle his hiccups without Ulrich seeing his body tremble. The only problem now was breaking up Aelita and Jeremy and convincing Ulrich that it was perfectly normal for them not to sit together. He figured he'd just tell Jeremy that he wanted to improve his grades and wanted to sit next to him to copy his notes. It was a stretch, but he had gone on study binges before so maybe Jeremy won't ask too many questions. With that Odd ran down the hall to catch Jeremy and Aelita before they got to class.