I don't own Hetalia, Captian Crunch, or Super Mario Brothers 3. But I do own a Usa-Chan bunny!
Denmark and I Play Super Mario Brothers 3 From Forever Ago Because They Can't Sleep Bacuse It's Christmas And They're Too Excited "HOLY JESUS! DID YOU JUST SEE THAT! THAT FISH TOTALLY JUST KILLED ME!" I screamed angrally at the stupid fish that had jumped out of the water.
"Let the master show you how it's done" Denmark said, playing the same level I just died on.
"HOLY JESUS! THAT STUPID FISH KILLED ME TOO!" He screamed.
"We must join forces to defeat the horrible fish!" I said. "Yes! Together we will defeat it!" "What the hell are you guys yelling about. It's 1:30 in the morning. I'm trying to sleep." Norway said, poking his head into the living room where we were playing Super Mario Brothers. "! Help us defeat the evil fish!" I said.
"Will it make you two shut up?" He asked, wanting to get back to bed.
"Yes! We'll be quiet! Just beat that horrible little fishie!" Denmark said.
"GLUB GLUB! GLUB GLUB!" I screamed, making a fish face, pretending to be the horrible figh that'll probably give me nightmares because it's so evil!
"Fine. Give me the controler. And stop making that stupid fish face!" He said, glaring at my fissh face. That just made me want to do it more. "GLUB GLUB! GLUB GLUB!" Denmark had also joined in on annoying Norway. "Stop or I won't beat the stupid fish." He threatened. We immediatly stopped. "Okay. What fish are you talking about? There's like, 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 of them!" Norway said, looking at all the fish, jumping out of the water, trying to kill Mario.
"The first one! It's soooooooooo haaaaaaard Nooooooooooorge!" Denmark whined.
"Yeeeeeeeaaaaaah. It's soooooooooo haaaaaaaaaaard!" I also whined.
"That's what she said!" Denmark said, pointing and laughing at me. "Why do I live with such fools?" Norway quietly questioned himself. He was looking at the television, wondering how to get passed the 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 fish. "Here. I got you passed the stupid fish. Now shut up so I can go to sleep!" He said, handing the controller to me and walking out of the living room and into his bedroom. "Yay! We got passed the first fish!" I said. I pressed buttons on the controller to make Mario move, and not even a second later, I was dead.
"You died again. CURSE YOU EVIL FISH!" Denmark screamed.
"We need Norway to come get passed the fish for us again!" I said.
"Yes! That's exactally what we need! NOOOOOOOORWAAAAAAAAAY!" Denmark yelled for our savior from the fish. "No. Just go eat some Captian Crunch or something!" He said.
"Captian Crunch sounds really good right now." I said.
"Yes! It does! Let's go get some!" Denmark said. We went into the kitchen to get our beloved cereal, forgetting about the evil souless fish.
I know this is really strange, but what else am I suppossed to do while waiting for it to be mornig! It's Christmas Eve! Well, accually it's Christmas Day now, but still! I have to wait about six hours! That's too long! But Merry Christmas, or Happy Holidays or happy normal non-celebratory dayeveryone!