A/N: Mmkay so this has Lemon, Slash, Yaoi and Incest you know the good old stuff. Um...the pairings is obviously SasukexItachi also there's some minor lovey dovey stuff between DeidaraxItachi, SasorixDeidara, and KakashixIruka. The list of characters are all of the above and Mommy and Daddy Uchiha(I don't know there names so I just called them that if they do have names just tell mkay) oh and Naruto is just mentioned.

Some trivia: This is a parody of three different movies: "Close My Eyes" a movie about incest and also where the title came from, "The Crying Game" mostly the ending and "The Hamiltons" just one scene.

Also Sasuke is 15 and Itachi is 17 and the others are between 18-20 mkay.

So here goes my first Naruto Fan Fic. Enjoy!!

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May 18th is a very important date for Itachi no it's not his birthday that's three days from now but it's the day he wanted to "come out" to his parents. He would've hoped his parents could tell by how feminine he acted and how well he took care of himself but unfortunately they took it as a faze. Sasuke was the only one that realized how beautiful his older brother was and that was when it started.

Sasuke first found out his brother's beauty when he caught a peep at him getting undressed to take a shower. His eyes never knew that a person could be so beautiful. Sasuke rushed to his room and never kept the image of his brother out of his mind. Sasuke was a thirteen-year-old boy with a crush on his older brother. Two years later he still has the same feelings for Itachi.

It was five o'clock and the smell of steamed rice and fish filled the room. Itachi was in his room laying on his bed making up different sentences and explanations he could give his parents even though he's been making them for five years now.

Five years ago Itachi had a crush on one of his friends Deidara. Deidara was a very pretty boy and Itachi has never been attracted to anyone before except for Deidara and now that's who he's currently dating four two years now. Deidara has always been gay but Itachi never knew and Itachi never had the guts to tell Deidara his feelings and when they did they both had a victory snuggle in the bed.

Itachi smirked at the past event and looked in his drawer to find a picture of Itachi kissing Deidara on the cheek at his friend Sasori's house who is also gay. Itachi never felt happier meeting Deidara because Deidara's been around and knows a lot of homosexuals and all of them Itachi met at that party.

Itachi got up from his bed and began pacing feeling rather nervous. He walked around staring from the ground to the ceiling when he heard a knock on the door.

"Come in." Itachi said in a nervous tone but the feeling quickly left him when Sasuke came in.

"Oh thank god." Itachi sighed.

"What's wrong?" Sasuke asked looking at the nervous breakdown in front of him.

"Well, I'm going to make an announcement over dinner and I'm just very..."

"Nervous?" Sasuke finished.

"Yeah."

"Well what kind of announcement?"

"You're just gonna have to wait."

"Okay." Sasuke turned and headed to the door when he heard a sniffle. Sasuke turned around and saw Itachi crying.

"Itachi what's the matter?"

"Nothing I'm f-fine." Itachi said holding back tears. Sasuke couldn't bear to see his brother/crush like this and he quickly comforted him by wrapping them in a hug. Sasuke ran his hands up and down Itachi's back.

"It's gonna be okay." Sasuke said whispering in Itachi's ear. Itachi loved this moment of sibling love and let his tears escape from his deep eyes.

"T-thank you." Itachi said and hugged his brother back. Sasuke inhaled Itachi's sweet blossom scent and let it go savoring it admiring the moment.

"Knock, Knock" The two brothers jumped at the sudden noise on the door.

"Itachi where's your brother?" yelled mama Uchiha

"He's in here." Itachi choked.

"Good. Time for dinner." She said and went back downstairs.

Sasuke looked at his broken down brother with caring eyes and Itachi looked backed at him with eyes filled with sorrow. He knew that his plan won't work out he just had to hope for the best.

"Come On." Sasuke said putting his hand on Itachi's shoulder.

"Let's go. Sasuke and Itachi went down the stairs into the dining room where their meals were set on the table. Mama and Father Uchiha were at one side and Itachi and Sasuke were at the other. Mama, Father and Sasuke started eating but Itachi was holding back. He didn't have the stomach to eat he was too full of anticipation and excitement. Sasuke was nibbling on some beef when he looked at Itachi through the corner of his eye. 'I wonder what he's gonna tell us' Sasuke thought. Itachi's was staring down at his plate paler than usual with his hands crossed on his lap. Sasuke had sympathy for his brother and that is his reasoning for putting his hand over Itachi's. Itachi looked at his younger brother with that pitiful look still on his face. Sasuke would do anything to make his older brother feel better but now was not the time for what he wanted to do to him but instead he gave a confident smile. Itachi felt a little bit better with Sasuke's expression but he was still a nervous wreck. Mama and Father Uchiha were talking about their days at work and that gave Sasuke the chance to whisper "Go on Itachi, everything's gonna work out you'll see." In his ear. Itachi replied back saying "Thanks." And gave him a smile. An awkward silence fell over the table and Sasuke nudged Itachi as if saying 'now's your chance' Itachi knew that too but still he felt like slime. His heart started beating and his palms were sweating.

"Mom, Dad." Itachi said choked once again.

"Yes Itachi?" Father Uchiha said looking deep into his elder son's eyes. Mama Uchiha was doing the same as well as Sasuke

"I have to tell you something."

"What is it?"

"Mom, Dad..." Itachi faced Sasuke.

"Sasuke..." Itachi's stomach was up to his throat his palms were sweating even harder. 'This is it' he thought. Finally two words escaped.

"I'm gay."