Here's a little taste of what happens when Zoro is carelessly open with his feelings. It's not really ZoLu, but it should be funny. Hehe.
Zoro walked past the mast. "Luffy, you're in my spot." he said, pointing to the carving in the wood reading: Back off, Zoro space.
Luffy sighed. 'I'm bored. I wanna play a game." Zoro wanted to sleep. "No Luffy. Maybe Usopp will tell you a story. " he moaned.
Luffy bounced up and down. "He already told me one." he exclaimed, tugging on Zoro's sleeve. The green haired teen smiled at the boy. "Luffy, why don't you just take a nap." he suggested. Luffy rested up against Zoro's chest. "Ok"
It was only a couple of minutes, but Luffy was restless. 'What." Zoro said, stopping the boy. Luffy scowled. "Luffy not comfy. Zoro's shirt is scratchy." he blurted innocently.
Zoro sighed, which he seemed to be doing a lot lately. "Just... get comfy so I can rest. Ok" he said quietly. Luffy blinked at Zoro. "Really?" he asked, his wide eyes shimmering. Zoro became nervous. "Yeah- sure."
There was a rustling as Luffy attempted to take off Zoro's shirt. "Luffy! What the-" Zoro cursed, pushing the boy aside. Luffy smiled his usual grin. "Zoro said to get comfortable." he chirped, pushing his hands under Zoro's white shirt, touching his abs.
"But not take off my shirt." Zoro snapped, resting against the mast, crossing his arms. Luffy smiled. "Right, pants!" he said, diving for Zoro's buckle. "Woah! Luffy!" Zoro shouted as the rubber boy attacked him.
Luffy kissed Zoro sweetly. It felt like melted chocolate, and slowly made Zoro melt. "Ok- I think you can proceed. But you really need to love me." Zoro warned. Luffy nodded. 'I really really really love you."
The swordsman stared into Luffy's hopeful eyes. "Good enough for me!" he said.
The two snuggled on the deck for at least five minutes, starting to snooze in the sun, when Zoro heard a voice.
'Yosh! It's Luffy and Zoro!" one said.
"Agh! I don't wanna die!" another cried.
Zoro opened one eye. "Usopp, Chopper. Anything you would like to share with me." he said sternly. The two shook their heads. "No sir! Nothing at yaoi- I mean all." Usopp stammered. Zoro smiled. 'Good." he laughed, falling asleep.
How was it. Cheesy, I bet it was cheesy. No cheesy! It sucks, agh I'm nervous.