So this one-shot just came to me and I couldn't resist. IDK.
I DO NOT OWN THIS!¡!¡!¡!¡!
"Can we get this?"
"No, Percy."
"But it's for her birthday!"
"… No."
"... Pleeease?"
"Still no."
"But Annabeth-"
"WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP?!" Grover's voice echoed. "I will hit you with this pan!"
"… Sorry, Grover," Percy and Annabeth spoke in unison.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"… But I have the mon-" And Percy was hit by the great Pan.
"What's this?" Annabeth found a plastic rectangular fancy green thingie in Percy's backpack.
It looks like... That one place... What was it? The Lotus Casino and Hotel? It looks like one of their CashCards..."
They came to the realization at the same time. "You don't mean he-"
"-kept it all along!"
Grover and Annabeth looked at each other over Percy's unconscious body and backpack, and grinned at each other.
"Buy ALL the things!"
And that is how they ended up getting foot rubs and being called "Your Highness" and "Your Majesty."
"Being rich rocks!"
"So you're telling me, you found the Lotus CashCard and bought a ton of stuff for me to carry, and you forgot to buy the necklace?!" Percy's incredulous face looked up at two embarrassed faces.
"Pretty much," agreed Grover.
"Even though it was for Thalia's birthday?! Thalia's birthday?!"
"Yep, we're screwed," Annabeth muttered To Grover.
And, the facepalm.
So I don't know what this is, it's almost twelve o'clock and I'm tired. Kay, goodnight.