mornin' everyone! so my bro wrote this parody a while back, and so i decided to post it. again, it's a parody of the Christmas song, the 12 days of Christmas... uploaded just in time for Christmas too... anyway, please don't flame me, you'll make me cry... so enjoy, and Merry Christmas!

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
a race track with a Christmas tree

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
2 oil pans
and a race track with a Christmas tree

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
3 carburetors
2 oil pans
and a race track with a Christmas tree

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
4 slotted rims
3 carburetors
2 oil pans
and a race track with a Christmas tree

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
5 oil rings
4 slotted rims
3 carburetors
2 oil pans
and a race track with a Christmas tree

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
6 slicks for burning
5 oil rings
4 slotted rims
3 carburetors
2 oil pans
and a race track with a Christmas tree

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
7 cams a turning
6 slicks burning
5 oil rings
4 slotted rims
3 carburetors
2 oil pans
and a race track with a Christmas tree

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
8 plugs a firin'
7 cams a turning
6 slicks burning
5 oil rings
4 slotted rims
3 carburetors
2oil pans
and a race track with a Christmas tree

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
9 gears a meshin'
8 plugs a firin'
7 cams a turning
6 slicks burning
5 oil rings
4 slotted rims
3 carburetors
2 oil pans
and a race track with a Christmas tree

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
10 feet of brake line
9 gears a meshin'
8 plugs a firin'
7 cams a turning
6 slicks burning
5 oil rings
4 slotted rims
3 carburetors
2 oil pans
and a race track with a Christmas tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
11 gaskets sealin'
10 feet of brake line
9 gears a meshin'
8 plugs a firin'
7 cams a turning
6 slicks burning
5 oil rings
four slotted rims
3 carburetors
2 oil pans
and a race track with a Christmas tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
12 vales a poppin'
11 gaskets sealin'
10 feet of brake line
9 gears a meshin'
8 plugs a firin'
7 cams a turning
6 slicks burning
5 oil rings
4 slotted rims
3 carburetors
2 oil pans
and a race track with a Christmas tree