Sleeping foot~ A Godfather fanfic
OK so I'm a really big Godfather fan, and I thought it would be funny if I did a fanfic where Sonny's foot falls asleep and he falls on his butt, RIGHT IN FRONT OF DON CORLEONE AND MICHAEL! It was just something that I came up with for no reason when listening to "DARE" by Gorillaz. So let's get this story on!
Apparently, Sonny's foot had been asleep for quite some time before he realized it. Sonny had been having a lengthy discussion with his brother Michael, and his father Don Vito Corleone. Sonny had been sitting in one position for so long; his right foot had begun to fall asleep without him noticing. Michael looked at Sonny, and said: "I'd be careful if I were you" "Why?" Sonny asked. Don Corleone gave a slightly noticeable smirk, and replied: "Your foot will fall asleep, and you'll end up falling". Sonny waved a hand dismissively, and said: "I'll be fine, pop." Sonny didn't believe either of them, but soon he would wish he had listened to them. Michael took this opportunity, to get Don Corleone and himself a glass of water. "Thank you, now where were we?" Don Corleone asked. "The whole thing about Tattaglia." Sonny replied. Don Corleone nodded and continued.
Sonny got up, and went to get himself some water, when his right leg which was not awake failed, and Sonny fell on his ass. Michael had to spit his water his water back into his cup, before he spit everywhere laughing (He was trying not to lose it in front of his father) "SHIT!" Sonny yelled angrily. Don Corleone looked at Sonny, and smiled. "Sorry pop." Sonny apologized hastily. Sonny tried again to stand and walk, but again he fell and cursed again. It was to be expected that Sonny couldn't walk for a few minutes he had been in that sitting position for at least an hour. "Damn this foot, it's being a jack-ass!" Sonny exclaimed in frustration. This was too much for Michael, he couldn't help it, and he started laughing. "I'm sorry Pop." Michael apologized, for suddenly losing it. Finally when Sonny tried once again (Being the stubborn man he was) to stand and this time hobble to water cooler he fell and for the last time fell on his ass.
Both Michael and Don Corleone looked at each other. Michael had no idea how his father had watched this with (mostly) a straight face. Sonny looked at Don Corleone, looking rather pissed, yet pitiful. Don Corleone looked back at Sonny and laughed. "You are terribly stubborn, you know that?" Don Corleone asked. Sonny chuckled; it was funny because it was true. "I know Pop, I know" Sonny replied. Sonny went to get up, but Michael stopped him, with a laugh. "No, no you might just wanna sit down for a while." It was then that Sonny began stomping his foot, determined to wake it up. Eventually it did wake up, and Sonny was able to stand up again. Michael looked at the clock: 8:00 p.m. He then made a suggestion that was everybody's mind: "I think we need to get some dinner" Don Corleone and Michael nodded in agreement. "Do you want to go to that new restaurant that just opened?" Michael asked. Both Don Corleone and Sonny agreed. As they walked out to get in the car, to get to this new restaurant, Michael made a joke, poking light, teasing fun at Sonny. "Sonny, you're not gonna fall on your ass again are you?" There was a general chuckle. "Oh shut up Mikey!" Sonny replied, putting his arm around Michael, smiling. The three family members then enjoyed a nice dinner, while discussing what was going to happen tomorrow.
A/N: I know this was probably not my best fanfic, but whatever. I just thought it would add a humorous side to everything. XDDD Poor Sonny! Should've listened to his father and brother!