Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language, a scene of violence, implied sexual situations and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't owned or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.

The Ride Along from Hell

Chapter 1: An Honorary Officer

One snowy and bone chilling morning had just settled over South Park which it was a few days after Christmas which Cartman is getting a second chance being a cop but thanks to a deal that he had struck a deal with Mayor McDaniels for his services to get a rid of the tree hugging hippies who had just recently threatened to steal the town's tree which in their stoned out minds to made them think that they are doing a good cause. Cut to the three-story red colored brick building that houses the city police dept. inside on the third floor which BarBrady's office was located at, and you can hear a muffed conversation is coming from the room which it was Mayor McDaniels who is putting the pressure on the very reluctant BarBrady about taking little Eric Cartman out with him during his time while on duty right now.

"Now BarBrady, I want you to take that little annoying fat brat out with you on your road patrol today." McDaniels said while she was looking out of his office's window which you can see tiny white snowflakes falling down outside of the building right now. And BarBrady was seated at his desk which it was a black leather manager chair that he had sat on. Which it was less fancy than Mayor McDaniels has in her office.

"But mayor I've much paperwork to finish that needed to get done and put on your desk before the new years, plus I'm the town's police chief not a babysitter for God's sake?" BarBrady replied which Mayor McDaniels just give him that infamous angry look of hers to him for a quick second.

"Oh save it, George that I know you too well all these years that you will try anything to get out of something that you don't want to do which I'm not buying it at all." McDaniels said which the tone of her voice that indicted that she sounded not pleased with him that is when he had decided to back off and gives into her orders at that moment.

"Okay….Okay….. Okay you win that I will take one for the city team and you." BarBrady said in a defeat that is when she turned around to look at him.

"Good… it saves you from not having a romantic night tonight, George." McDaniels said which BarBrady just looks at her and all sudden his office's door had swung open to reveal Cartman who was dressed in his blue police uniform shirt that he had worn once during the chicken fucker fiasco when BarBrady took a forced leave of absence to learned reading by the mayor's orders at that time.

"Good morning, Mayor McDaniels and Officer BarBrady I'm finally here which I greatly eager to get out on the city streets to fight crime." Cartman said which he is trying to play innocent toward them while the mayor just rolls her eyes at him which she is planning to leave at that moment.

"Well then…. I'm better leave you two alone which I must take my leave and heads over to my office which I've a lot of things to do for today's agenda, goodbye…. Oh, I'm nearly forgotten about this, that there is a city council meeting at 2 o' clock today." McDaniels said as she put her long heavy black wool pea coat on and walks out of the door. That is when Cartman had climb up in one of the wooden chairs that is sitting in front of his desk which the slightly overweight police chief who remained seated in his chair which he was overlooking their force's assignments is on the agenda during the roll call that happened earlier today.

"Well that I see that Mayor McDaniels is in her one of her infamous bad and demanding moods once again today, Officer BarBrady?" Cartman asked which BarBrady instantly raises his brows in a great confusion when he overheard his sarcastic remark.

"Well Kid, let hit the streets before we start the day that we can stop at Tom Barton's Bake shop before we start the day out?!" BarBrady said which he wants to change topics as he got up from his chair and puts his charcoal gray police issued winter jacket on and they walks out of the room plus Cartman has his trademark red winter coat with him. While they are walking out which they are corned by Sgt. Yates at that moment.

"Uh, excuse me, Sir…. do you have a minute of your time?" Yates asked while he was walking up to him which he had a vanilla colored folder that was gasped in his left hand and he had a nasty run in with a very annoyed McDaniels which those two can't stand each other with a pure passion because he have always overstepped her authority all time and he hates her bitching all time.

"What is it, Lou which I'm about to head on patrol and doing a ride along with a local…..can it wait until I get back from road patrol?!" BarBrady states coolly while he was grabbing his walkie-talkie out of the large charger that holds all the force's walkie- talkies and grabs a taser gun from one of the storage lockers that holds the weapons for them in a safe area which Cartman's eyes light up when he saw them that the police force just received them from a federal grant.

"Oh, Officer BarBrady can I have a gun too?" Cartman asked which both BarBrady and Yates just looks at him very funny when they heard him asked about it.

"Well, Eric you are a not trained officer of the law which you are only a civilian officer for the day…..so no?!" BarBrady answered to Cartman's question "But you only can touch a nightstick, kid?!"

"Well a nightstick is better than nothing?!" Cartman said as BarBrady placed a shiny black colored nightstick in his hands at that moment.

"Okay, kid….. Let go now!" BarBrady mumbles softly as he looks at Cartman which they are walking out of there.

To Be Continued!

Author's note: Sorry everyone that I haven't posted this which I had been sick and the internet was downed due from that ice storm. But enjoy this chapter while I figure the rest of the plot out.