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Yuffie's Week

January 1st 4:30pm

Yuffie Kisaragi here! In your hands you're privileged to read a week in my ultra-fabulous life! But that's not all you'll read! I came up with the brilliant idea of, DUN DA DA DA! Getting a journal and passing it around to all my friends! Teeffs, Spiky, Vince, and all the rest of our gang!

Yeah, awesome, right? Traveling alone has been fun, but the even the greatest ninja ever (ME) get's lonely now and then, right? Right. So here it is!

MY BEST WEEK EVER

Day 1

January 2nd

7:47 a.m.

Walking through the fields on my way to Kalm. Teeffs said she's done this before a few years ago, and it only took a couple hours of walking from Midgar to there. Well, I started off further from Kalm than Midgar is, but how long should it take? I mean, they walked. I'll run!

8:17 a.m.

Okay, running was a bad idea. While I'm resting, I may as well make a few calls.

8:20 a.m.

Tried calling Tifa but she was busy at her bar. So I called Cid.

"Hey, Cid? Yuffie here. How's it going?" I said, perfectly innocent-like.

"Yuffie? I told ya, I'm on vacation!" He screamed into the phone, obviously forgetting that MY EAR WAS ON IT.

"Vacation? Whaddya on vacation for? You don't work!"

"Whaddya want from me, woman!?"

"Well I called to tell you about a super-important project I'm working on, but you had to be your idiot self!" I yelled just before hanging up the phone.

I got the last laugh.

But I don't feel like laughing.

I'm so mad, I feel like running again!

8:43 a.m.

Bad idea. (Again. ) Break time. I'll just rest a while.

3:27 p.m.

I FELL ASLEEP. I NEED TO RUN. FASTER THAN CLOUD RUNS WHEN HE KNOWNS TIFA IS MAD.

3:58 p.m.

I am not just tired.

I am not just exhausted.

I just ran miles without stopping.

I am tired and exhausted combined.

I am EXHAUSTIRED.

EXHAUSTIRED: When you are so tired and/or exhausted that you gain the ability to make up words.

I should start my own dictionary after I finish this. The Gil would pour in!

4:24 p.m.

Finally in Kalm! I think Vince is here still. I'll give him a call.

4:27 p.m.

Called Vince. He told me in his big-bad-wolf voice: "Yuffie. I'm busy right now. Only call me if you need to." And then he hung up. What's with people not saying 'bye' anymore on phones? Well, he isn't as much of an idiot as Cid is.

A few days ago, when I told Cid that I was going to Kalm on my own, he asked me if I needed a ride!

I'd sooner take the bus out of his butt and ride that to Kalm than hitch a ride with him!

5:24 p.m.

I'm looking for a place to stay here. I didn't think it would be this hard. I guess it'd be easier if I wasn't so exhaustired. I'm gonna start using that word as often as possible. It'd be good publicity for "Yuffielinian". (My new language. Screw dictionaries!)

6:15 p.m.

Sitting outside a bar I found. It opens in forty-five minutes, but I don't have anything better to do in the meantime so... Here I am.

The moment it opens, I'm buying myself food, getting a room to stay in, and passing out (hopefully) on the bed. Maybe if I don't pass out right away I'll make a few more calls, write in this, watch TV, etc.

Hm, nah. I'll fall asleep a.s.a.p. no matter how bored I feel.

9:32 p.m.

Got big a dinner, a magazine and a cozy room! Sleepy-time, she comes!

9:34 p.m.

Omigosh! This gossip mag says Rufus Shinra got hitched! But to who? It says…

"On January 1st Rufus Shinra of Shinra Power Company married a mysterious blond woman (identity unknown)."

Then there's a picture of him walking down the street holding the hand of some broad with her face covered by a really ugly gigantic hat.

This is HUGE. I have to call Vince!

9:36 p.m.

"Yuffie, quite frankly, I don't care." He said. Duh! I need to call someone who actually shows interest in things that they're interested in. (He's lying! I know he cares!)

9:38 p.m.

Called Tifa.

"Yuffie, you know those gossip magazines aren't always true." She said.

"You're just pissed because it's probably that Scarlet chick he married." I said, remembering the story of their little 'catfight'.

"I don't care who that woman marries!"

"You give her too much credit, calling her a woman! A dumb broad, that's what she is!"

"Yuffie, I have to go. I'll talk to you later, okay? Bye."

At least she said bye.

10:15 p.m.

Called Cloud.

"Cloud, I'm bored! Talk to me!" I said.

"……………"

"Cloud, its Yuffie! Talk!" I yelled.

"……..-Click-"

HE HUNG UP ON ME. CHILVALRY IS DEAD.

A/N

Every chapter I submit will be 1 entry in the "journal". This is so much fun to write, I already have several chapters written in advance. I will probably have a new chapter up everyday.

That is, if I get at least 3 reviews per chapter. That shouldn't be hard, right?

Thanks for reading!

P.S. For more information on this story check my profile.

-Lunatic