"The store"
By Dark_Dasha
A/N: Everyone has had an experience like this one in their life.
"Damn it woman.Why the hell do I have to go to the store with that damn baka?" yelled a very annoyed Vegeta. "If you want food anytime soon, you'll go to the supermarket NOW!!!" answered Bulma. "I am busy updating your gravity chamber.Now it's either the no food or no Gravity Chamber.Your choice." "Fine." answered Vegeta with a scowl. *** *** *** "Hey, Vegeta!" said Goku happily. "How are you?" "Listen Kakkarot, I'm only going to the store with you for the food so just shut up and leave me alone!" "Are you as exited to go to the store as me, Vegeta?" "It's only a store, Kakkarot. Don't die of excitement, okay? You did before." said Vegeta with a smirk. "Now get in the car and drive!" "Um, uh. Vegeta?" "Just drive, damn it!" "Okay." said Goku as he was getting in the car. He took the tiny key, and started looking at it. Then, he tried to stick it in the wrong way. When he finally got the key into the ignition, he turned it and the car turned on. The radio started blaring really loudly and the buttons would be too small for Goku to press even if he knew which ones to press.About ten minutes and 2 headaches later, the radio was smashed in with a perfect indentation of Vegeta's fist and the car went forward. Too fast. Almost running over a couple of rabbits sitting by the side of the road who barely, just barely, dodged the wheels of the car. The car was speeding forward at about 75 miles per hour when Goku lost all control of it and crashed it into a tree. "Damn it, Kakkarot! I thought you knew how to drive." said Vegeta into the airbag, which was soon pierced by his hair. "Um, that's what I was trying to tell you before" said Goku also into the airbag." I don't know how to drive. I got my driver's license a long time ago and.uh.well." "Just spit it out, Kakkarot!" "I forgot how to drive a car." "You know what, Kakkarot, let's just fly.I hope you still remember how to do that." "Yeah, Vegeta.Sure I remember how to fly.Don't you??? It's really easy, see you just concentrate on." "I remember how to fly!!! That was sarcasm, Kakkarot!!! Damn you, just how fucking stupid can you be?" interrupted Vegeta. "Um. Uh.That's a tough one there.Um.Err." "Don't even answer that, Kakkarot." said Vegeta, deeply irritated by the stupidity of Goku. They were already at the store and they landed about 5 steps away from the automatic door. As they came close to the door, it wouldn't open, which of course made Vegeta mad.They tried pushing the door, but that wouldn't work, and they couldn't pull it because it had no handles. They pushed some more and it still wouldn't open, so Vegeta started backing away to final flash it. Just the, a little boy ran up to the door, and it opened for him. So Vegeta also went up to the door but it just wouldn't open. Goku went up and started trying to break the door with his head because everyone always tells him how hard-headed he is, while Vegeta dropped a barricade of punches on the door, but there wasn't even a crack in it. Vegeta, getting really annoyed now, backed away and did a Final Flash attack, not caring whether Goku was in the way or not.Finally, the door was open.If you count it having a giant hole inside it 'open'.
A/N: Everyone has had an experience like this one in their life.
"Damn it woman.Why the hell do I have to go to the store with that damn baka?" yelled a very annoyed Vegeta. "If you want food anytime soon, you'll go to the supermarket NOW!!!" answered Bulma. "I am busy updating your gravity chamber.Now it's either the no food or no Gravity Chamber.Your choice." "Fine." answered Vegeta with a scowl. *** *** *** "Hey, Vegeta!" said Goku happily. "How are you?" "Listen Kakkarot, I'm only going to the store with you for the food so just shut up and leave me alone!" "Are you as exited to go to the store as me, Vegeta?" "It's only a store, Kakkarot. Don't die of excitement, okay? You did before." said Vegeta with a smirk. "Now get in the car and drive!" "Um, uh. Vegeta?" "Just drive, damn it!" "Okay." said Goku as he was getting in the car. He took the tiny key, and started looking at it. Then, he tried to stick it in the wrong way. When he finally got the key into the ignition, he turned it and the car turned on. The radio started blaring really loudly and the buttons would be too small for Goku to press even if he knew which ones to press.About ten minutes and 2 headaches later, the radio was smashed in with a perfect indentation of Vegeta's fist and the car went forward. Too fast. Almost running over a couple of rabbits sitting by the side of the road who barely, just barely, dodged the wheels of the car. The car was speeding forward at about 75 miles per hour when Goku lost all control of it and crashed it into a tree. "Damn it, Kakkarot! I thought you knew how to drive." said Vegeta into the airbag, which was soon pierced by his hair. "Um, that's what I was trying to tell you before" said Goku also into the airbag." I don't know how to drive. I got my driver's license a long time ago and.uh.well." "Just spit it out, Kakkarot!" "I forgot how to drive a car." "You know what, Kakkarot, let's just fly.I hope you still remember how to do that." "Yeah, Vegeta.Sure I remember how to fly.Don't you??? It's really easy, see you just concentrate on." "I remember how to fly!!! That was sarcasm, Kakkarot!!! Damn you, just how fucking stupid can you be?" interrupted Vegeta. "Um. Uh.That's a tough one there.Um.Err." "Don't even answer that, Kakkarot." said Vegeta, deeply irritated by the stupidity of Goku. They were already at the store and they landed about 5 steps away from the automatic door. As they came close to the door, it wouldn't open, which of course made Vegeta mad.They tried pushing the door, but that wouldn't work, and they couldn't pull it because it had no handles. They pushed some more and it still wouldn't open, so Vegeta started backing away to final flash it. Just the, a little boy ran up to the door, and it opened for him. So Vegeta also went up to the door but it just wouldn't open. Goku went up and started trying to break the door with his head because everyone always tells him how hard-headed he is, while Vegeta dropped a barricade of punches on the door, but there wasn't even a crack in it. Vegeta, getting really annoyed now, backed away and did a Final Flash attack, not caring whether Goku was in the way or not.Finally, the door was open.If you count it having a giant hole inside it 'open'.