Author's note(s): Just MagentaxRiff Raff drivel I thought of a few days ago, and have finally got enough ideas to write it! Takes place some-odd years after the movie back on Transsexual, and their daughter's an OC, for the record. Most likely OOC. I don't own 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show', but I do kind of own the daughter.

It was a cool, rainy night on the appropriately-called "moon-drenched shores" of the planet Transsexual. Very few of the aliens were out wandering the streets; Riff Raff and Magenta were not in those few.

The two were sitting in Riff Raff's dimly-lit room on his bed, staring out the window at the downpour. Magenta's head was resting on her brother's shoulder, her crimson curls hanging loosely from her head like they did during their time on Earth. One of her sibling's arms was wrapped around her shoulders, pulling her close to him. The blonde man would look away from the rain every once and a while and gaze softly at his sister, one of the two Transsexuals most precious to him.

A young girl shuffled into the room. The golden curls with natural red streaks on one half of her head bounced slightly with the movement. The other half of her hair consisted of a short, boy-like cut, adding to her androgynous appearance. "Mom? Dad?"

The siblings looked at her. "What is it, Hermaphrodite?" Riff Raff asked.

Their daughter walked to the edge of the bed. "I heard Grandmother talking about having an earthling tradition called a 'family reunion'. Can we go?"

The sets of eyes belonging to her parents widened, and Magenta looked up at her brother uncertainly. They knew full well what a family reunion was, and none of their relatives, mother, father, or otherwise, knew that they were incestuous lovers. Neither was ready to tell them, either.

The siblings turned their attention back to Hermaphrodite. "Sorry, but no."

She pouted a bit. "Why not?"

They looked back at each other, smiled, and glanced back at their daughter. "We'll tell you when you're older." Magenta said. Next to her, Riff Raff was still smirking.

By the way, the daughter's name is pronounced Her-ma-fro-die-tea, like in Steve Lynch's Comedy Central thing. (Look it up; Steve Lynch, HermAphrodite)

And I know this is probably getting old, but no flames please.