Mary was walking with her friends, Dakota and Amelia. Amelia signed, "HOMG. FML. I hate my life. You know why" Dakota and Maery shook their heads. Amelia sighed agin, "Because we'ren ot going to see jusin Beiber in convert because our parents were all 'HOMG 23908472389479230 DOLLARS IT SOO MUCH! NOPEY NOPE!' god...as if 92374932749 money is that much." Mary nmodded, 'Tht is so true. I mean, we have more than dollar sso we should be able to pay for it right" Dakota nodded, 'Let's go get ajob and we'll make our own money." Then Harry Potter hopped out from a magical pumpkin and yelled, "MARY!" She raised an eyebrow, "Excuse me. But wtf are you?" He held her hand magically, "I'm Harry Potter. You're knew HUBBY!" She squeaked, "What? Why Idk who you ever are." He sighed, "I already told you. I'm. Harry. Potter. The Magically Wizrad from HOgywarts." Dkaota tilted her head, "OMG Mary. You should totally bang this man here. He's so...mmm..." Heat radiated from Dakota. That's how hot she was for Harry Potter. Harry winked at her, "I'm here all night bitvh." Everyone gasped and Dakota walked off with Harry Potter, "So...you're a qizard eh/ is that just with magic or also with beds too?" He laughed, "Lol. You're weird." Mary stared at them angrily, "I'TS NOT FAIR! HE WAS MY MAN! RAWWW BEARS!" Amelia tilted her hea, "Bears?"