This is what insomnia does to me. A few lines from here and there, but its all for fun.

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How Cho and Patrick really met:

Cho: Did it hurt?

Jane: What did?

Cho: When you fell from heaven?

Jane: No, not really.

Cho:...

Cho: *tries again* Heaven must be missing an angel when you came here.

Jane: Yes, but it'll be fine.

Cho: Do you have a mirror in your pocket?

Jane: No, why?

Cho: Because I can see myself in your pants.

Jane: You want my pants?

Cho: If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?

Jane: *is confused*

Cho: That shirt is becoming on you.

Jane: Thank you.

Cho: If I were on you I'd be coming too.

Jane: *head tilt in puzzlement*

Cho: Do you know what will look good on you?

Jane: What?

Cho: Me!

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Cho: What is wrong with you?

Jane: I don't even understand what you're on about!

Cho tries to voice his talents

Cho: 'Ka-'

Rigsby: 'No.'

Cho: 'It's not like there's anything else to do.'

Rigsby: 'Oh my GOD!'

Cho: 'Kar-'

Rigsby: 'NO!'

Cho: 'Karm-'

Rigsby: 'Would you just stop?'

Cho: 'Just one more time?'

Rigsby: *heavy sigh*

Cho: 'Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon, You come and go, You come and go. Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream. Red, gold and green Red, gold and green'

Rigsby: 'I hate Culture Club.'

Cho: 'Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon!'


Dont ask, i am out of my mind!