A/N: Hello, Minna! This is some crazy story. This story is inspired by real life (my life). It happened on a night when my family was shopping in a hyper market and this crazy thing happen.
Forgive me if it's not funny. Cuz I'm not really good in putting words in sentences. Especially when its humor related =w=
Mind the words, there are some rough and not-so-good ones, remember that Nagumo is here, and also the guys here are grown-ups! Expect what adults say when they got angry or mad in an arguments!
~Trolley on the Loose~
"Why should I come along with you guys again?" asked Aphrodi as he crossed his arms.
Genda rolled his eyes, Suzuno shrugged, Nagumo sighed and Sakuma is ready to punch him.
"Isn't it obvious because you are the one and the only who take cares of the food and stuff among the five of us at home. You'll be the one picking up the groceries and such," explained Genda as he turned off the car's engine.
Oh, that's right. Aphrodi, Suzuno, Naguno, Sakuma and Genda had been very good friends in High School and they got closer in college since they went to the same university. And now, they're living together in the same HOUSE in a villa. Remember, it's HOUSE! Not an apartment. So it's big enough for the five of them. They'd divide the housework job fair and equally. And the reason they're going to the hyper market is because they're out of food stock.
"And why did you guys come along then? I mean, I could do this myself if I should just do it," asked Aphrodi again.
"Because we also have other stuffs to buy, Terumi. Now, will you stop complaining?" Suzuno added and only get a reply of "yeah, yeah, whatever."
"Listen blondie, if you could just shut that big mouth of yours, I'll be grateful to you that I don't need to slap you!" huffed Sakuma as he got off from the car. "Can we get going now?"
"Hmph! Acting like as if you can beat me that easily when you know that you ain't no match for me!"
"Why you little … –"
"Please, duo beauties. Will you guys zip it and can we just go inside and buy the stuffs we're going to buy?" An irritated and annoyed tone could be heard in Nagumo's voice. For whatever reason it is he doesn't seems to be in his usual personality right now (and the whole journey from home to the hyper market).
Sakuma huffed again and Aphrodi just rolled his eyes as he got off from the car. And finally they entered the hyper market.
Inside the hyper market, Aphrodi hurried to take a trolley and went to the groceries section with his friends following behind. Soon after, they all separated in different section. The blonde started to pick the things he needed and without realizing, Nagumo took the trolley from him and wander around the section until he met Suzuno. The said man is picking different kind of milk and juices on his hands. A cunning smirk is plastered on Nagumo's face signaling that he had a tricky plan in mind.
With a swift move, he pushed the trolley in a high speed considering it's inside a hyper market. And …
BUMP!
The trolley hit Suzuno's ass and alas, the drinks in Suzuno's arms fall down to the floor.
"Haha! Got ya butt, silver-head!" laughed the Nagumo as he ran away with his trolley aiming it to Sakuma's direction (who is not too far away from him and Suzuno) ready to hit him just like the way he did to Suzuno.
"Damn it, Haruya! WTF do you think you're doing?! I'll get you for sure!" yelled the silver head as he put the drinks back to its place and ran towards the red-head. "Haruya! Come back here, YOU BASTARD!"
BUMP!
Now the trolley hit Sakuma's ass leaving him full in anger.
"Hah! Got ya, Jirou! Serves you right!" Nagumo grinned.
Sakuma turns his hand into a fist and circle it around Nagumo's neck, pulling him away from the trolley. "What the hell do you think you're doing, Ha-ru-ya~?" he asked with a freakin' scary tone.
"Jirou! You are suffocating me!" yelled Nagumo as he tried to break away from Sakuma's strong arm.
"I won't let you go until you explain me your so damned stupid idea of bumping into me!" Sakuma tighten his arm around Nagumo's neck making him difficult to breathe.
"A-air! I-I need air! L-let me go!"
"No fucking way, MUWAHAHAHA!"
"Suf-suf … suffocating … Y-you are suffocating me! A-air!"
" Oh, you want harder? Fine I'll tighten the grip!"
"Aagh, n-no! H-help! Somebody help me!"
"Ohohohohoho ..."
"Guys, you do know that there's somebody behind who wants to pass, right?" asked Suzuno who has now appeared behind Sakuma, Nagumo and the trolley.
The two boys turned their heads to the back only to find an old grandpa waiting for the two to give him away to pass with his trolley. Sakuma let go of Nagumo's neck and they both bowed down apologizing to the grandpa. But the old man doesn't seem to be interested and just pushes his trolley as soon as he was given a path to pass. After a second the old man disappear from the men's view, Sakuma hurried to circle his arm around Nagumo's neck; suffocating him again.
"Haha, you don't think that I'm gonna let you go that easily, do you? Hohoho …," Sakuma laughed evily.
"F-Fuusuke … h-help m-me!" Nagumo raised his hands in the air trying to grip air and let go of Sakuma's strong arm, as well as asking help from Suzuno.
"No fucking hell way! Not even in a million years! Don't tell me that you forget you've just bumped the trolley onto my ass! No way, man! Be prepared to have ya butt bumped by the trolley!" sniggered Suzuno as he took the trolley Nagumo used and prepare to push it to Nagumo's direction.
"Whoah! Nice idea, Fuu! I totally agree with you! Ha! Bump it fast into him NOW!" grinned Sakuma as he excitedly agrees with Suzuno's plan.
"No, no, no please! Please spare my life! Aah, I'm so sorry. I promise I won't do that again. Please, please, please, please!" Nagumo begged as he sobbed and still trying to get away from Sakuma's strong grip. But the two boys just ignored him as if he is just a thin air.
Sakuma smirked at the red head and put him in the right position to have his ass bumped by the trolley Suzuno will soon push but still have his arm around his neck preventing him to escape, while Suzuno pulled the trolley backwards a few steps before pushing it and ….
With the same evil smirk on the two boys, a shiver went down on Nagumo's spine. Now, Suzuno is so ready to bump the trolley into his victim's target. Although Nagumo begged for forgiveness,the two boys just didn't care and still smirking wide.
As Suzuno ran while pushing the trolley as fast as he could, Nagumo closed his eyes and screamed super loud that all of the people in the hyper market could hear him, while the smirk on Sakuma's face grew wider and wider every milliseconds and ….
BUMP!
"AAAARRGHH! STUPID FUUSUKE! I TOLD YOU TO BUMP THE TROLLEY ONTO HARUYA'S ASS AND NOT OVER MY FOOT, YOU IDIOT!" screamed Sakuma as he yelp in pain and let go of Nagumo's neck. "Fuck you, Fuusuke!"
The three men looked down to the trolley's wheel only to find Sakuma's foot under it. Oh yes, the trolley successfully did bumped into Nagumo's ass but unfortunately went over Sakuma's foot which is now probably very red. Well, they can't be sure since it's covered by Sakuma's shoe.
"Not my fault," replied Suzuno as calmly as usual. But is he really calm? "Well, gotta go. I need to meet Terumi right now, see ya, guys!" With that, Suzuno ran away leaving the trolley, Nagumo and Sakuma (and his poor foot which is still under the trolley's wheel).
"Damn it, Fuusuke! CAN'T YOU AT LEAST GET THIS STUPID TROLLEY AWAY FROM MY FOOT?!"
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"Ouch! THAT HURTS A LOT, MAN!" yelled Nagumo as he just realized the pain in his ass after Suzuno bumped it with the trolley.
"Haruya, are you making fun of me?" Sakuma shot the deadliest glare he has to his partner.
"No man, I'm serious! IT'S FUCKING HURTING ME, DUH!"
With that, he got a punch on the head and a huge lump on his head appeared leaving him dumbstruck.
"You'll pay for this, Fuusuke! Don't you ever dare to run away from me! I'll get ya for sure!" That was Sakuma's loud yell Nagumo heard before he disappeared with the trolley in the direction Suzuno has just went. For a moment, Nagumo found it amusing that Sakuma could still run that fast despite his feet ... probably there might be some broken bones because Suzuno had pushed the trolley really, really HARD. And it seriously is SUPER HARD and AMAZINGLY FAST! Nagumo could clearly tell by the pain in his ass which hurts a lot. Who knows how long will it cure. That eyepatch-ed man surely always too extreme about revenge. He'll forget anything even the pain that might make him lose his foot.
"What is this all shit about?" mumbled Nagumo (still dumbstruck).
Meanwhile, with Genda ...
"Ah~ This massager chair sure is good. Ah~ This is heaven," Genda murmured as he enjoyed the massager chair he is sitting on. "Super perfect~ Five stars for this chair. I really need to buy this. One item but complete of head massage, back massage, hand massage and feet massage. Aah …~ This truly is heaven! What if –"
" –Ujirou! Koujirou! KOUJIROU!" yelled Aphrodi in which Genda returns back to reality.
"What?!" he snapped.
Aphrodi frowned by his reaction but soon just ignore it and rolled his eyes. "Did you take my trolley? I was sure that it was besides me then somebody took it, but I didn't see his face, was it you?" the blonde asked.
Now it was Genda's turn to frown. "Nope. Wasn't me. Why would I? And besides, why don't you just get another trolley rather than sweating over one trolley when you can even use another one? Looking at those groceries in your arms, the trolley must be empty, am I right?"
"Hmm …. Just checking. Seems like you enjoy that massager chair a lot. You'll buy that?"
"Hopefully. Can't you just get another trolley now before those groceries fall off from your hands?"
"Yeah. Well, I'll be searching for another trolley and –"
"TERUMI! GET OUT OF THE WAY!" The two men heard a familiar voice and turned their heads only to find Sakuma pushing a trolley like a lunatic in a rapid speed! WTF?!
However, everything was too late now. Before Aphrodi could do anything, the trolley bumped into him making him throw the groceries in his arms onto Genda's face and lap, and now his face is also leaning towards Genda's; their faces are now probably just a few centimeters. Sakuma let go of the trolley and backed off a few steps away, scared of how would Aphrodi threatened him.
Genda's face is now a dark red color of thinking dirty things, while Aphrodi's face is dark red of embarrassment and anger towards the eyepatch-ed man. And the other customers who are seeing this scene? Well, they can't took away their glance at the duo; some with jaw-dropped, some with their mouth wide opened, some are thinking about dirty romantic things like what Genda is thinking (they thought that Aphrodi is a girl, that thing should be normally obvious. And you can't blame them for it), some started to whispers and others couldn't help but blush too. Sakuma? He was freaking scared right now that he started to sweat heavily.
Genda closed his eyes as he started to put his arms around the blonde's waist and pushing him closer, but Aphrodi hurried to pull himself away from the lion-head and slap him really HARD making it redder than his face was when Aphrodi's face is in front of him only a few centimeters away.
"No fucking way, Mister Lion-Head! Not even in a million years! I'm STRAIGHT! Don't do anything stupid or whatever or you'll get the worst out of the worst! Be grateful that I'm being kind to you for now, thanks to that eyepatch-ed guy!"
"But you know, I still don't believe with the fact that you are a actually a man."
Aphrodi was about to screamed something but then shut his mouth before any letter eascaped from his lips as he recalled what happened two weeks ago.
The five men were on weekends and decided that they'd go to a hot spring for some relaxation. Unfortunately Genda got a call from his work saying that they needed him for an emergency for leaving the brunette cursing the whole way and missing the time of going to the hot spring. And thus, he's the only one who didn't get to see the proof that Aphrodi is actually a man (and Genda is the one doubting the most of Aphrodi's gender. Well, who would not doubt such a beautiful leaving soul's gender?) since he didn't come along with the others when they went to the hot spring for a bath and dinner there; not to mention that Nagumo and Suzuno could hardly believe that Aphrodi is actually a man. Oh, and they were also surprised that Sakuma is the same as the blonde leaving the two men thinking why can't their friend trust them about that matter?
"Oh, just shut up!" That was th eonly thing Aphrodi could say as he throws a plastic of flour (is it the right description/ words to say? =w=) onto Genda's face making his handsome face all white as if he's a ghost, and with that, the blonde shot the freaking scariest deadly glare anyone would ever seen in the world, and the lucky someone to achieved it was Sakuma Jirou!
"Jirou! Whadda'ya think you're doin'?!" hissed the blonde.
"I-I'm sorry, Terumi! I was looking for Fuusuke, but then I accidentally bumped into you along with the trolley. R-really. I-I didn't meant it. Please forgive me!"
But the blonde just ignore him and took a baguette (French stick bread) from Genda's lap and accidentally hit Genda's chin leaving him whine in pain. He uses the baguette as a bat and now he was chasing Sakuma with it trying to hit him WITH EVERYONE AROUND WATCHING THEM!
"Get back here, you dumbass Jirou! I'll get ya head for sure!" yelled the blonde as he kept on swinging the poor baguette to the right and left and as he kept on running.
"I. am. Sorry. Terumi!"
"There's no mercy for you! NONE! GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE SO I CAN HIT YA HEAD REAL HARD WITH THIS AWESOMELY STRONG BAGUETTE, MUWAHAHAHAHA!"
"Somebody, help!"
Now, not only did they lose their pride, but they're also looked super dumb and embarrassing in front of the public. And it leave Genda mentally face palmed himself.
Back with Nagumo!
Nagumo sighed deeply as he stokes his butt.
"Oh my God, my ass hurts a lot. Fuusuke is as strong as usual. How dare he bumped that trolley so hard like that making my ass as the target? That is so evil," Nagumo whined but then stopped on his way when something catches his eye. It was … Suzuno! And Suzuno was like ….
'What the hell is he doing?' asked Nagumo to himself.
Suzuno is looking to the left and right almost like as if he's going to cross a crowded road full of cars, trucks and bla bla bla. Nagumo smirked and decided that it might be a fun thing to surprise him. Or … is it?
He grinned and carefully walks towards him. When the silver-head was off guard he appeared out of the blue and screamed right NEXT to his ears ….
"BOOO!"
"EEEIK!" Suzuno shrieked as he pushed Nagumo away from him making him fall to the open fridge which is filled with beef and meats.
"Aaah!"
"Ha-Haruya?" asked Suzuno as he realized what he just did.
"Yeah, it's me bro. And why the hell do you need to shriek like a girl and push me like that? You look way girlier than that God-wannabe, if you ask me," answered Nagumo as he sat up and stood away from the freezing freezer.
"It's your fault for scaring me like that. And look at what you did! Now nobody's gonna buy that meat you just sat on. And hopefully Aphrodi wouldn't pick it," sneered the silver-head.
"Hmph! Thanks to you! And not only that, my ass hurts a lot because you made it as a target of your stupid trolley pushing!"
"Hey! For your information, my ass still hurts too, you know! And it all because of YOU!"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever."
"Say, where's Jirou? I hope he's not around here."
"Ha! You admitted that you're scared of him!"
"You know how scary he could get if you made him angry. Not just his appearance which resembles a woman, but also his attitude!"
"Well, at least he's not Terumi. That guy's waaay scarier than him."
"Yeah."
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"Look! It's a mini trolley!" exclaimed Nagumo in a happy tone. "Listen, we're equal now, right? Now let's snatch that mini trolley away and have fun with it before any kids lays their hands on it!"
Suzuno jaw dropped upon hearing his friend's words, but before he can complain, Nagumo dragged him by the wrist and he hurried and took the mini trolley.
"So, what are we gonna do with it?"
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"Haruya?"
"No idea."
Just as Suzuno was about to snort, the red-head pushed the mini trolley (softly) with one hand and let it bump into Suzuno's leg gently. The said man tilted his head to the side a little and giving the other man a complete confused look.
"Which one of us could fit inside this trolley?"
"Say what?!"
Nagumo rolled his eyes hearing that comment.
"Are you actually telling us to get inside this tiny trolley?"
"Yup." It was now clear that Nagumo had completely forgotten about the pain in his ass.
"You're mad! You've been acting all strange today!"
"Yup. And that is thanks to Genda's horrible homemade food."
Suzuno then recall what happened this morning. Genda did cook for them that morning and his food was … well, it was super horrible. Aphrodi, Sakuma and Suzuno vomited their food at their work at lunch time. Even Genda himself the cook vomited his food as well. Only Nagumo isn't, despite him also saying that it was horrible. Probably that's why he is acting all strange now. And the reason they came to the hyper market is because Genda literally wasted all their food stock for his horrible cooking experiment. He indeed has a good intention and wills, he even woke up the earliest only to make breakfast for all his friends … although the result is super bad. It was quite funny for Suzuno to recall it back.
"Hn. You wanna take the lead to get inside this minute trolley?"
Nagumo rolled his eyes again. "Fine if that is what you want."
And so, Nagumo tries to fit himself inside the mini trolley. But boy, it was so small that not even his ass could fit in.
"Oh fuck," the red-head grumbled. "Alright, it may not be comfortable but here I am, I am inside the mini trolley now."
"This is so stupid! So plainly stupid! The stupidest thing I ever know! What should I do next?" asked Suzuno. Oh, Suzuno, if you know that what Nagumo is doing is so stupid, why are following along with his plan?
"Ummh, I don't know. Push me … maybe?"
Now it is Suzuno who is rolling his eyes. He knows that this thing Nagumo doing is extremely stupid, but he pushes him anyway, ckckckck ... And God, Nagumo is so heavy plus the mini trolley is so hard to control.
"This is … so … stupid! And … you are … extremely … heavy! Just how heavy do you weight?" scowled Suzuno.
"I don't know."
"Ugh."
With a lot of effort, Suzuno managed to push the red-head.
"Harder, Fuusuke! Harder!" cheered the boy inside the minute trolley.
"I am … trying … to … push, idiot! I am … pushing!"
"Breath in and out then push, in and out then push, in and out then push. Again! Breath in and out then push, in and out then push, in and out then–"
"Are you trying to teach me how to give birth or what?!"
"Well, you sound like as if you're giving birth … from my point of view."
BAM!
A good, nice strong punch landed on Nagumo's head creating a huge lump.
"Did you mean that YOU sounds as if you're giving birth? Shut your big moth and I'll show you my strength!"
Just as he was told, Nagumo shuts up pretty well and Suzuno pushed the tiny trolley in full power. Soon, Suzuno losts it. He was now dashing like crazy ignoring Nagumo who is screaming for being pushed so hard and he kept on pushing and pushing and pushing and ….
CRASH!
The trolley crashed into a mountain stack of canned tuna, making it scattered around the floor and some even hit other people's head (and obviously also hit the duo's head).
"Oh, damn it! My head hurts!" whined Nagumo as he caressed his head. "My poor tulip, are you okay, my darling. Agh, stupid Fuusuke! How dare he damaged you, my sweetheart little tulip?"
Suzuno is jaw dropped seeing how his friend behaves. First of all, he didn't care what happened. Second of all, he's ignoring the people around him (not that Suzuno does care too) and hasn't got up from the mini trolley. And third, he is now stroking and talking to that non-living thing shaped like a 'tulip' on his head (hair might be real and does grow and dies (?) but not categoried in the real 'tulip').
"Haruya, you are seriously mad!" snorted Suzuno as he shook his head again and again. He was sooooooo ... whatever he was 'sooooooooooooo' of, Nagumo's action would definitely make everyone jaw dropped. Who would not?
Suzuno still shook his head and soon he lost it (again). He shook his head uncontrollably fast and continuously until it feels like as if it could fall of from his neck.
"Aaaaah! Help! Somebody help me! I can't stop my head from spinning around! Aaakh!"
Alight, now that is something dumber than what Nagumo did. Seriously? Shaking your head because seeing something stupid someone you know did and then lost control of it and ended up head spinning continuously and uncontrollably making it almost fall off from the neck.
"Aaah ...! Somebody help meeeeee!"
"OI! Snap out of it! Your head've been stopped seconds ago!" said a very muscular voice behind him.
Suzuno then stop screaming and snap out of his fear only to find a pair of hands holding his head.
"And so do you are mad, young man," said the voice again.
Suzuno turned his head around to see who it was, and to his surprise it was his old rival, Gouenji Shuuya.
"G-G-Gouenji?" shuttered the ice user.
"Why yes it's me. How're you doing? It's been a while that we haven't meet and …," Gouenji cut off his sentence as he look around his surroundings. "What a big mess you've made in the public."
Suzuno frowned. "Blame that tulip-sick guy, not me! He told me to do all of this! I know that this is stupid!"
"And you just stupidly did what he told you to do albeit you know this is extremely stupid; sitting inside a mini trolley when not even a kid can sit on it, dashing through the hyper market like that, crashing into a mountain stack of canned tuna and shaking your head and soon lost control of it making your head almost fall off from your neck? How clever," Gouenji said sarcastic and successfully shot by a deadly glare from the other man.
"Here let me help you," he said again as he gave him his hand. At first Suzuno stares at him doubtfully but then agrees to accept the hand and when Gouenji helped him got up, he carelessly stepped on a can and looses his balance.
Suzuno was about to help him but Gouenji stepped on another can and another can and another can. So in other words, he was stuck by the who-knows-how-many cans are there on the floor and keep on stepping in each one of them, loosing his balance. What worse is, Suzuno can't help him because he was dragged by Gouenji. THEY ARE STILL HOLDING EACH OTHER'S HAND! And now they look like as if they were dancing on the sea of canned tuna! What worse is that, a naughty teen who gots nothing better to do plays a loud yet slow and gentle music from his MP3 making everything even more awkward for the two men.
The people who are currently watching this are enjoying their view! Some even record this. The two men keeps on dancing and dancing on the sea of cans, until a scream break their concentration making them fall to the floor with some cans splashing (?) into their faces and some cans fall on their heads. Some cans even cracked open and the tunas are falling down on their faces. It's a good thing that they're in a hyper market, not in a farm or zoo. Who knows what kind of problems they could create with tuna smells on their body.
The screams belong to familiar voices for the two men and they are …
Aphrodi and Sakuma!
"JIROU! COME BACK HERE YOU STUPID BASTARD! I'LL GET YA HEAD FOR SURE SO STOP RUNNING!" yelled one voice.
"SOMEBODY HELP ME!" screamed the other voice.
And soon the figures appear clearly. Yes! They are Sakuma and Aphrodi. And Aphrodi is still swinging the baguette to every possible direction and SHOT! It hit a mountain stack of flours! But what amaze the people who watches this is, the two of them didn't realize that when suddenly their heads are punched by who-knows how many flour packets are there in which they started to looses their balance and fall to the floor with more flour packets falling on their heads.
"OUCH!" whined Sakuma.
"Goddamn, that hurts!" complained Aphrodi as he holds his head.
The duo beauties and people around them were about to make a ruckus when a voice stormed in.
"WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?! WHY IS EVERYTHING IN SUCH A BIG MESS?!" That was the voice which sent EVERYONE jumps up to the air (even Nagumo who was busy comforting his 'tulip' a second ago). It was ….
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"KUDOU-SAN?!" yelped Sakuma, Aphrodi, Gouenji, Suzuno and Nagumo altogether.
"YOU FIVE BOYS HAVE A LOT OF EXPLAINING WORK TO DO!"
"SHIT! Why should I have to get involved in this? I shouldn't have helped you to get up, ice-prince!" hissed Gouenji to Suzuno who is besides him.
"Hmph! Yeah, that should have been better! I've never called for your help, anyway!" hissed Suzuno back.
"Says the man who just screamed out loud for help for someone to stop his head from spinning around."
"Shut up!"
In the Office ...
"ANYBODY CAN EXPLAIN WHY IS THE MARKET IS IN SUCH A BIG MESS?!" Kudou's horrifying voice could be heard.
The five men (Sakuma, Aphrodi, Suzuno, Nagumo and Gouenji) gulped and stares at each other (God-knows-how did Gouenji and Suzuno returns back clean from all those tunas and their smells). Just now they were dragged to the office and ... hey! Why is Kudou's the one lecturing them? IT's not like he's the owner of the hyper market or what. Well, the owner of the hyper market is a good friend of Kudou. And now he's abroad, leaving Kudou the one in charge of the hyper market so … you could see the situation here clearly … hopefully ….
"WHO IS THAT KIND PERSON WHO WILL ANSWER MY QUESTION FIRST?!"
All of them pointed at Nagumo in an instant leaving the guy jaw dropped and giving a face of why-should-it-be-me?
"Yes, Nagumo Haruya. Tell me what happen RIGHT NOW!"
"I-It's a l-l-long s-s-story …," murmured the red-head in a fright.
"THEN MAKE IT SHORT, FOR GOD'S SAKE!"
Nagumo gulped once again and told the older man the whole story. Kudou nod and avert his sight to Aphrodi.
"YOU WERE NOT PART OF NAGUMO'S STORY (Nagumo didn't realize about Sakuma's and Aphrodi's screaming since he was still busy with his tulip). TELL ME YOUR STORY, AFURO TERUMI!"
"Eeeik! M-me?" asked Aphrodi as he pointed to himself.
"IS THERE ANY OTHER AFURO TERUMI IN HERE?!"
The blonde shook his head and pointed at Sakuma. "H-he started all of this."
"What?" snapped Sakuma. "How dare you! Blame Suzuno for it!"
"Excuse me, Mister Eye patch?" Now Suzuno joins in the conversation.
"I DON'T CARE WHO STARTED ALL OF THIS, THE POINT IS THAT YOU ALL GUYS INVOLVED IN! NOW, SPEAK UP IF YOU'RE A MAN!"
'Oh, great. Super, super great. Now I wished that I am a woman like how the people said just when I just turned into a REAL gentleman (?), if it could drives me out of this crazy problem. Dear kami-sama, can I just turn into a woman this instant and run away from this room since this business is only for MEN like what Kudou-san said. And wait, is it even possible to exchange your gender? Arrghh! Ahufkj nvorem grn iahrgm;fgnkjnj. This is so stupid!' Aphrodi screamed inside his head.
But it must be cute seeing Aphrodi as a girl. And probably a very looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong /crazy author!/ line would be in front of him in instant of men who wants to propose to her. And possibly that Chae Chan Soo and Hera would be in the very first line. Is there any man who wouldn't want to marry such a beautiful woman (if Aphrodi really did turn into a woman) with long, shining blonde hair, charming rubby eyes, sweet voice in saying every words (?) and such slim body? Maybe Kishibe doesn't want to, because he thinks that marriage are for adults and he's still too young to get married right now. Hey! Why are we talking about Kishibe right now? He isn't even counted as 'man'. He's still a young teen. Alright, we're too off from the story. Let's put this aside before Aphrodi gets mad. Back to the plot!
The five gulped again and Sakuma told Kudou about his and Aphrodi's plot. Kudou shook his head upon hearing the story and folded his arms.
"Really, I thought you guys are ADULTS now. I'm so disappointed at you! Including you, Mister Ishido Shuuji!"
Gouenji sweats heavily as Kudou pointed at him. He was now afraid, not with Kudou, but about his pride. His pride as Inazuma Japan's ace striker, as a doctor's son, as his little sister's big brother, as the fifth sector, as the holy emperor and as a part if the Gouenji family will be spoiled. But what can he do now? Nothing! Everything's too late now!
"Alright then, it's decided! WE'RE GOING TO THE MENTAL HOSPITAL!" announced Kudou as he opened the office door.
"Kudou-san! I have my pride! I'm the fifth sector and I'm still sane! I was just helping back then!" yelled Gouenji in defense. Of course he would refuse with this sudden stupid and weird request of Kudou. Really? Go to the mental hospital out of the blue? Okay, maybe it's not out of the blue, but ... telling the former fifth sector the emperor who rules soccer (?) to the mental hospital when he's still sane (or at least that's what Gouenji thought)?
"Hmm, you're an exception! Fine then, only these four men will go to the mental hospital," said Kudou finally from his thought.
"WHAT?!" exclaimed the other four men.
"Hold on a second," snapped Sakuma. "Genda's involved. Why isn't he here?"
"Oh, that's right. Well, I'll get that guy here in a minute. You five men stay here! Gouenji, you might not be going to the mental hospital but you'll still have to stay here. You hear me?!"
"… yeah …."
"Good!"
With Genda ….
"Oh, WTF? He's fall deep asleep here and snoring out loud plus the weird white make-ups (?) all on his face? WTF?!" exclaimed Kudou in disbelief.
You heard him. Genda is deep asleep while snoring so loudly on the massager chair. He even made a bubble from his nose in which make some other customers feel disgust; but the kids make fun and laughed at him instead.
"I guess I need some security guards to help me drag this lion head," Kudou whispered to himself.