Chapter 1: Pimps , Meme's , a stand off and Unit01s REAL LCL.
Gendo: shinji...do you know why i called you down here?
Shinji: no why?
Gendo: you see these evangelions?
Shinji: yeah...why?
Gendo: they arent just for killing angels...
Shinji: then...what else are they? G
endo: takes off glasses and looks at shinji smugly they are babe magnets!
cue gendo and shinji riding an eva eith hydraulics listening to low rider
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Gendo walks into NERV passes by motoko, aoba and maya with Gendos exact glasses and gloves doing his trademark chin hold
Gendo:...al...right...proceeds further seeing more of his personel with his glasses and gloves doing his chin stance.
Gendo: what the hell...goes further to see shinji rei and asuka doing the same Whats gotten into you People!
Everyone:...4chan.
Gendo: Fucking Meme's...
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Shinji: Why does GARHUNT05he have me with a gun? I don't want to hurt anybody.
Asuka: Yah! I would do that myself! I'm not letting Shinji do my dirty work.
Rei: And he goes and inserts himself in. How disgusting.
Asuka: That's my line...
Shinji: He wasn't the only one, either.
Asuka: These people on the Internet are so pathetic.
Rei: Not as pathetic as Shinji, though.
Shinji: Hey!
Rei: Not by a long shot.
Asuka: Wow, Rei, you're really on a roll today! Highfive!
Rei: Yup. I was tired of you calling me a doll. So I changed to be more like you.
Asuka: Wow...you changed to be more like your hero - me! sniff
Rei: I wouldn't go that far...
Shinji: Now nobody likes me...
Rei: Nobody ever did. Stop crying, emo-boy.
Shinji: then you wont cry about this? shows a DVD containing Rei and Asuka Yuri cue stand off music
Asuka: you mother...
Rei: Fucker!
Shinji: yeah who's a little whiney emo now you DeutchLand dumbass!
Asuka: Cry me a river Angel fucker!
Shinji: Hitler
Youth Founder!
Asuka: Morman!
Shinji: Slut !
Asuka: Dick!
Shinji: Bitch!
Asuka: you Cock eyed fairy!
Shinji:...minmey!
Asuka: Take That back you little bitch!
From the Command Room looking at the Monitor
Gendo: I thought that was going to end in a threesome.
Ritsuko: well you know little about children commander
Gendo: well at least I had one
Ritsuko: two
Gendo: no I'm pretty sure I had one...oh no
Ritsuko: I'm pregnant!
Reenacting darth vader Gendo: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yui pops up Yui: YOU FAIL! whacks him with a cactus sending him to Iowa.
Ritsuko:...sooooo...hows Life in Unit01 treating you? ()
Yui: good...im on my Period though...
Shinji: that would Explain why i smelled Blood in my entry
Plug Ritsuko+Yui: OO()...
End Chapter 1
Coming Soon: Chapter 2: YOU WIN A FREE iPOD! Im a birdy! and A word from Rei Ayanami.
(So theres Part one of my New series Evangelion: A Cruel Random Thesis. i wanna thank GARHUNT05 , eva0001 And TheRoyalFamilyI of AS for the funny as hell Lines and quotes from other shows! Godbless Adult Swim!)