Crash was minding his own business when Coco showed up out of nowhere. "Crash, Cortex is arresting all the fairytale creatures." Said Coco. "What the fuck?!?" Cried Crash. "This cage is too small.." Said Baby Bear. "Please, give me another chance!" Begged Clara. "Shut the fuck up." Said Mr. Pukey.
"What do we have here?" Asked Tiny. "This little wooden puppet..." Said Geppetto. "I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy." Pinocchio lied. "it seems we have a possessed toy, take it away boys." Said N. Gin. And so, the knights took Pinocchio away. "What have you got?" Asked Tiny. "Well, i got a talking bandicoot." Said Mr. Pukey.
"Get him out of my sight." Said Tiny. "I swear, she can talk!" Shouted Mr Pukey, accidentally kicking the imprisoned fairy at Clara. "Hey, i can fly." Said Clara, flying around. "She can fly." Said Peter Pan. "She can talk." Said N. Gin. "That's right bitches, now I'm a talking, flying bandicoot, you never seen a bandicoot fly motherfuckers!" Shouted Clara. Suddenly, the fairy dust weared off.
"Seize her!" Shouted Tiny. Clara was running for her life when she bumped into Crunch. "We place you both under arrest." Said Tiny. "Really, you and what army?" Said Crunch. Tiny ran away from Crunch as soon as he saw him. "What's your name?" Asked Coco. "Clara Bandicoot, last thing i remembered, i escaped from the clutches of the evil Doctor Nina Cortex." Said Clara. "You can help us take back Wumpa Island." Said Crash. And so, Crash, his new friend Clara and the gang started their quest to take back Wumpa Island.
What happens next? find out in Chapter 2.
