Things Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts

Disclaimer: Harry Potter – Rowling owns. Icons…not sure WHO made them but not me. Just the fanfic bit… I think. For all I know somebody else could have done this before me.


Chapter 1 – Bees

Ron, Harry and Hermione were sitting at breakfast on a usual day of breakfast. Well until Luna left her bright blue table of Ravenclaw and headed towards another. That of the Hufflepuff's.

"Please tell me she is going inform them the latest edition of 'The Quibbler' is out…"

She wasn't. She had her spoon in her hand for some odd reason, but she was an odd girl. Luna "Looney" Lovegood then proceeded to go up to Hannah Abbott and poke her with said spoon. This certainly got Hannah's attention.

"What the devil are you doing Lovegood?"

"Getting the bees off you of course!"


Not the funniest but I like it. Tell me what you think – first attempt at humor…

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