Okay, here's the thing. I was bored, so I wrote this instant message convo. It was just a spur of the moment thing. I love Charlie Bone and everything about it.
This instant message is between Charlie and Benjamin. Keep an open mind, and just go with it. There's a chance I might write more, probably with different characters. Oh, yeah. And I used all that abbreviated IM lingo, so if something looks funny, it's on purpose.
I give you Charlie Bone: Instant Message.
Charlie Bone (CB)
Benjamin Brown (BB)
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BB: Charlie!
CB: what?!
BB: my cable just went out & I'm missing my show.
CB: ur cable went out? that's weird. ours is just fine
BB: I know! Runner chewed through a cable.
CB: did he get electrocuted?
BB: ?? no! if he did do u think I'd want to watch tv right now?
CB: ah, i c ur point
BB: Charlie! i IMed u for a reason. ur getting off topic.
CB: srry. what u want?
BB: turn it on at ur house & tell me what's happening.
CB: will do
CB: what channel?
BB: 22
CB: okay
CB: oh, no, benjamin. say it ain't so
BB: ??
CB: The Friendly Farm?! and i repeat ?!
BB: what's wrong?
CB: friendly farm is for 2 year olds. all the animals talk & give each other lessons on manners & forgiveness
BB: I like the dog.
CB: u would
BB: just tell me what's happening.
CB: do i have to? there r other things i'd rather b doing, like talking to grandma bone
BB: please, Charlie, please!
CB: …u owe me 30 minutes of my life back
BB: thank u, Charlie!
CB: hmm, lets see, from what i can tell something is wrong w/ the pig…her piglet ran away! Dear me!
BB: was that sarcasm?
CB: course not
CB: dog & chicken just went out to look for it
BB: yay! Dog will find the piglet.
CB: I bet he will…oh no!
BB: ??
CB: it's terrible just awful
BB: what?!
CB: no, dog, don't do it!
BB: Charlie!
CB: y didn't u listen 2 chicken?
BB: I'm not kidding! Tell me NOW.
CB: watch out for that flame thrower!
BB: flame thrower? hey, ur just making stuff up.
CB: am not
BB: then where'd the flame thrower come from?
CB: it fell out of the crashing ammunition plane, duh
BB: i hate u.
CB: okay okay
CB: dog & chicken made it through the field of flowers where the inchworm gave them directions
BB: directions 2 the piglet?
CB: no the bathroom
CB: i'm sorry ben. i cant do this anymore, its too pathetic
BB: thx a lot.
CB: no really, chicken just taught me how to count to 10, I have to draw the line somewhere
BB: but…but…what am I going 2 do?
CB: ben, you live right across the street. ur aloud 2 come over & watch on my tv while i go curl up in my bed & try to block out the past 10 minutes
BB: go to ur house? Y didn't I think of that sooner?
CB: idk, maybe we should ask chicken
BB: I'm coming over now.
CB: okay, the tv is off. i think i'm starting to recover
BB: ha ha.
CB: for the record, i don't know u, ur just some random stranger who walked into my house
BB: ? of course u know me!
CB: who is this? what do u want?
BB: I'm coming now. Bye.
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Don't kill me. I just wrote it on a whim and felt like posting it. If you didn't like it, don't comment. If you did like it, by all means review. I'm curious to see if anyone enjoyed it.