Chapter 1
Dragging himself out of bed, Megamind grabs his robe and slowly pulls it around his arms and onto his shoulders. Trudging along Roxanne's hallway as morning light is barley visable through a gap in her living room curtains. The doorbell and knocking have increased dramatically, and all he can think of is, "I left the woman of my dreams sleeping alone, for this?"
"I'm coming, I'm coming!" He shouts, fumbling with the lock and chain on the door. He opens it in one swift movement, to find three someone's on the other side. A woman with shoulder length, sleek brown hair, dark green eyes and glasses that make her somehow seem smarter. A man with jet black hair and blue eyes, and a younger man who was the spitting image of the other man. They appeared dressed up for a 'formal' greeting, suits and pencil skirts. "Umh…Hello," Asked Megamind as they were staring at him with distant expressions on each of their faces. The silence seemed to last forever between them. What person in this city was not used to him by now? He is after all, Metrocity's new hero and protector. If they didn't know him from that title, shouldn't they know him from his formal evil persona? The next thing he knew The woman had dropped the glass bowel she had been holding, and it shattered into a million pieces on the outside hallway from Roxanne's apartment. She let out a ear percing shreek. Megamind sighed and looked down at the hall. "I guess I'll have to go and get something to take care of that." He looked back up at them, one eye brow raised slightly higher than the other in a look of annoyance.
They pushed right past the blue alien and into Roxanne's apartment. "Roxanne?" The woman yelled in a panic, and started running through the place in a frantic attempt to find Roxanne. Megamind rolled his eyes and glanced over at his belt and D-gun sitting on the end table near the door. He smirked as a memory came into his mind. They'd barley been able to control themselves last night. He grabbed it and changed the settings to disintergrate. Aimed at the broken glass, the D-gun let out a belt of red light and turned its target into a cloud of dust. "Looks like it was cheese cake," he thought." Too bad, Roxanne really loves cheesecake." He set it down on the table and turned around to question these people, but to only find the younger man standing there. Contemplating on weather he should dehydrate him or not, he decided aginst it. He didn't do that anymore, except on bad guys of course.
Finally Megamind asked, "So who are you people anyway?" He leaned aginst the wall, arms crossed over his chest in his best 'intimidation' stance. The man's mouth opened and closed like a fish out of water, and finally he said, "I'm uh..How did you do that?" His mouth was hanging open like a gaping hole in his face. He outstretched his hand and pointed his index finger at the D-gun, then it drifted to the piles of dust. Megamind turned and closed the door cutting off the visual of the no longer glass bowel. "Long story, so I'm guessing you're not from around here are you?" He asked the man. "I guess you could say that." He said, as he was looking around the room awkwardly, looking anywhere but at Megamind.
Then Roxanne came walking in the man and woman hanging onto her and they seemed to be bickering quietly but it got silenced as soon as they saw him. Roxanne was wearing her typical sleep wear, dark blue pajama pants with lighter blue stars decorating them. A white tank top that always crinkled around her figure, and her white fuzzy slippers were occupying her feet. She had her white robe on and open to the front. Then an awkard smile curled up the right side of her lips, she pushed her messy bangs out of her face and said, "Honey, meet my parents."