AN- I wrote this out of pure hatred for what Sebastian did to Max. I hope you enjoy it and if not well then don't flame me..or go ahead I don't care much for flames. Ok well onto the story.

Disclaimer- any thing recognizable belongs to the fabulous Cassandra Clair. Anything recognizable from Harry Potter belongs to Jk Rowling.

Ways To Kill Sebastian Verlac

Drop an anvil on his head

Tie a rope to his toes and tie the other end to a ceiling fan, as he turns hit him with a baseball bat.

Decapitate him

Hang him

Lock him in a room (weaponless) with Jace

Lock him in a freezer

Put him in an oven

Make him play in one of Saws games

Remove his manhood

Electrocute him

Summon a bunch of demons and invite them to his Birthday Party

Push him off a very high building

Aveda Kedva his ass

Ask him to txt and walk a crossed a busy highway

Pay the mafia to " dispose" of him

Cut him like a fish

Make him go to Hannibal Lectures for dinner

Tie him up defenseless, put a bow on his head, and give him to Izzy.

Tell everybody his name is John Connor

Make him compete in the Tri-Wizard completion

Lower his self-esteem severely

Put a plastic bag over his head

Poison everything he eats

Make him have sex with Dumbledore

Ask him to try knife swallowing

Lock him in the Chamber f Secrets

AN- Now that you've read it please R&R!!!