Ramen
Summary: basically Jack Atlas of Yu-gi-oh 5D's and Naruto fight over ramen.
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It was a peaceful day in the hidden Leaf village. That was until a strange white motorcycle thingy, came flying in through the gates of the ninja city. "I AM JACK ATLAS! DO YOU WERDOS EVEN KNOW WHO I AM!" jack hollered at a couple of strange dudes with bowl cut hair, wearing green spandex suits, and with extremely freaky bushy brows. Mean while across the city. "Hey sakura wana go out to get some ramen" "No Naruto I'm busy get lost." "I guess I'll go buy ramen by myself." Naruto walks to Ichiraku. Now back to Jack. "GAH! I'm hungry HEY YOU PINK HAIRRED CHICK! ""WHAT YOU KNOW I HAVE A NAME, WHY I OUTTA!" "Look I don't care about your name. I just want to know where a good place to eat is." "Well I'm not going to tell you." "HEY look a restaurant. BYE!" "That guy is weird. What's with his motorcycle, it looks like a circle..." says sakura. "Welcome Naruto!" Says Teuchi. "I'll have the pork ramen with extra, extra pork!" "Ok, oh hey Naruto your my last customer-" "WHAT! NO YOU GUYS CAN'T CLOSE DOWN FOREVER WERE WILL I" "- um for the day, it's almost closing time..." "Oh..." Jack walks in. "Hello? You serve ramen here? Good I'll have a large bowl of miso ramen." "I'm very sorry ser, I just sold my last bowl of the day to him" Points to Naruto. "YOU THERE IN THE UGLY ORANGE SUIT!" "WHAT! THAT'S IT YOU WERDO WERING EARRINGS! Wait...you're a guy wearing earrings...OMG DIE OROCHIMARU!" "Who?" "Oh sorry... but WHAT DO YOU WANT!" "Gimmie the ramen! NOW pipsqueak!" "NO NEVER! and this is pork." "I don't give a dark signers butt, gimmie the ramen!" "...RASENGAN!" "I SUMMON RED DRAGON ARCH FIEND! IN ATTACK MODE" "WHAT IS THAT?!" "YOUR DOOM AND MY WAY TO RAMEN!" Teuchi grabs his daughter and flees the building. Iruka spots them and says "What's wrong?" "Naruto's fighting some weird dude, probably from a different anime..." "Huh" from somewhere far away." "Oh." Iruka says then thinks 'did he just break the fourth wall? Oh who cares' walks off. "Shadow clone jutsu!" Naruto beats jack and red dragon arch fiend goes away. "HA! I beat you AND your puny, dragon! Now to eat my-" Naruto and jack both look to find the ramen on the ground and Ichiraku's destroyed. "Aww" the blonds wine. Teuchi had to rebuild the restaurant, and he banded jack from eating there ever again, and Naruto was banned for a month. As for jack he made his way back home to the yu-gi-oh realm.
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Guy: ME TOO! Power of YOUTH!
ME: sorry lee, and be quite guy .
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