Disclaimer: Well, I told you already, I tried to throw myself at Takahashi's feet, but i got ignored, so i am not even going to go into it...Well, fine, I do not own Inuyasha...blahahahahah....not like i begged Takahashi for him anyways...wahhh.... i want sesshy....wahhhh....But i dont own any of the inu characters...sigh....
SesshoumaruXp: Hey yo, i just started another story...read my other one too, okay, oooooo, and as i have said, i love sesshy!!!
Inuyasha: ooo...Hey bro, it's another fangirl to you!!!
Sesshoumaru: Wutever...
SesshoumaruXp: lounges at Sesshoumaru and starts to smudge kisses on him...
Sesshoumaru: uggghh...this is gross... how can i stand another one of them...
Inuysha: already smudged with kisses by a gzillion other fangirls... Trust me bro, you will get used to it, and you will say that it is heaven, just look at all these pretty girls around me...
Sesshoumaru: fuck you
Inuyasha: i wouldnt mind fucking a few ladies here...now would i?
Sesshoumaru: worthless half-breed...
Inuyasha: hugging a random girl... Dont care for what you say, bro...you will love it...
SesshoumaruXp: yay...lets go to the movies!!! ' receiving death glares from sesshy fans....'
Sesshoumaru: being dragged away while having his mouth taped up so he cant reject...
SesshoumaruXp: please read my story...
Caring is Sharing
Kagome looked at him. He does have a strong build, but what was with the blue eye shadow? 'This guy is hot, but that eye shadow makes him look gay. Wonder if I should tell him that.' Kagome wondered, thinking about how much fun they can have together on bed.
'Holy fucking shit, since when did I start having these ideas?'
'Obviously, since you saw him, duh, common sense here.'
'Hi Kagi. Didn't my common sense tell you that she just left for a date with control? I guess she forgot.'
'Huh? She what? HOW DARE SHE TOUCH MY MAN!!!'
'Chill, Kagi. He is not your man, and CS is not stealing him. You might as well give up, you know that you can't pull them apart...'
'Arghhh, that's it, I'm leaving as well, now say goodbye to your secret.'
'Fuck you...'
'I heard that, I am your secret remember...Now be a good girl and don't do anything to that hot muscle man until I come back.'
'Yah, yah, yah...Now hurry up, would ya? O, and call courage here on your way, okay. Tell her that I need her help.'
'Whatever, just remember to wait for me. O, and I just remembered, you own us, so you must be the one who fused that bitch with MY MAN!!!!! That's it, I'm going to get you, I'll go to muscle man's head and tell him your secrets...and this time, you are not going to stop me from changing your poor fate! Muhahahahaa!!!' Kagi laughed as she went out to go on a trip.
'$$...Why do I have such totally lame me's. They are all so insensitive. And hey, it's not my fault I can't help pairing CS and Control. They look so cute together. I shall teach secret a lesson...'
'WTF!!! Did she say that she'd tell my secrets to Him? O, she's in for it now!' Kagome's face suddenly paled as realization struck her.
...............................................Naraku's POV............................................
'Hey, Naraku, did you see that new girl staring at you?'
'Well, duh, Onigumo. Of course I saw her. Almost every girl would stare at me during her first day. Then move on to that mutt, and finally back to me again, after being rejected...'
'Not exactly. That hot Kikyo girl dumped you for mutty boy's bro remember?'
'Tomorrow, tomorrow will be your death day.'
'You always say that...Hey, I got a visitor, talk to you later.'
'Hey, no...fk you, Onigumo. I swear, one day, I will kill you. That is, until I get the right to abandon my secret and adopt a new one...sigh life can be so hard sometimes...'
SesshoumaruXp: As i have said in my other story, Sesshoumaru's Lady, i am evil... i typed 2 pages for this one, but i am stopping in first page....cliffhange...Deal5 reviews1 update...
Sesshoumaru: Uhggg....why didnt anyone tell me that she will bring me to a movie with big horror and big romance? and why didnt anyone tell me that i have to pay for the ticket? argh.... costed me 3 gold pieces....this is why i dont like girls...they spend too much money...
SesshoumaruXp: grabbing a whip...Hey, Sessssshhhyyy...guess what, tell them to review or i will steal your bank account as your official girlfriend...and then whip you to death...and dont give me that mystery look... we kissed remember? and we went on a date too...
Sesshoumaru: i paid, i was killed, i was abused, i lost my precious time, you kissed me, and i was force to spend rubbish time with you....
SesshoumaruXp: swings her whip...C'mon sesshy, dont have all day here...
Sesshoumaru: save me from abuse, and please review, for the safety of my youth...