I woke up on the ground somewhere, I had no idea where I was.

I slowly got up, my body was in pain. I looked around me, and I thought I was in some type of medieval convention or something.

Oh sorry, I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Jordan I am a fourteen year old male who lives in Portland, Oregon. I have black hair and blue eyes. All you need to know about me, is that I'm perverted as fuck... like every other male.

I decided to get up and look around a bit. I saw that the "convention" was surrounded by 50 meter tall walls. Wait, what?

I looked at the people around me, at the buildings, and at the shops. Then I realized. That 50 meter tall wall. Is THE 50 meter tall wall. I WAS IN ATTACK ON TITAN!

I approached a woman, who looked at me and smiled. I returned the smile.

"Umm, excuse me, but where am I?" I asked. The woman looked at me, still smiling, but confused.

"You're in Shiganshina, in wall Maria."

Yup, I'm in Attack on Titan.

"Oh, buy the way, my name is Carla Jeager." She said offering a hand to shake. I just realized that she was literally looking down on me. But I still shook the mother of the main protaganist's hand.

"My name is Jordan Adams." I said, shaking Carla's hand.

"Haha, that's a weird name for a girl." Carla pointed out, I slightly laughed. Woah woah woah. I'm a girl?

"Where are your parents?" Carla asked, looking around.

'Oh no, I don't know what to say to that. I have to think of something.'

"They're... They're gone." I lied, trying to get a sad look in my eyes, which obviously worked because Carla looked at me with pity.

"Would you like to stay with my family?" She asked politely.

"Well, I-I don't want to be a bother." I said.

"Nonsense! You won't be a bother." Carla exclaimed.

"Well, okay." I said.

*The skipping of time*

We had arrived at the Jeager household. Carla asked me to stay outside because she said the house was a mess. While she was outside I remembered when she called me a girl. I looked at my hands, and they didn't look like my normal hands. They were, smaller, and felt softer. I looked over my body, and I did look like a girl, with small breasts. I guessed that I was twelve right now.

I looked at my hair and it reached the base of my neck. It was also a blonde color.

"Mikassa I'm fine." I heard Eren saw to Mikassa. I hid behind a bush as they came closer.

* Time-Skip again, after the argument.*

I saw Eren rush out of the house, Mikassa following close behind. I peered over the wall to Carla, she sighed, then looked at me.

"Please excuse my son, he and trouble are to close for my liking." She apologized.

"It's okay." I said, trying to put on an innocent girl act. Carla sighed.

"Dinner will be ready in an hour, do you want to go meet your new foster siblings?" She asked. I nodded vigorously. She nodded her head to where they went with a smile. I ran after them.

'She's just let me go alone? Meh.' I thought. I really wanted to meet Eren and Mikassa, but mostly Mikassa, because, well, have you seen her?! The girl is hot as fuck! I eventually found the two, along with Armin... arm-out. *Sorry, Had to. :P*

I approached the trio, Eren obviously noticed me because he instantly got up and threw a punch at me, but I expected it. I moved my upper torso to the right and kicked him in the gut. Mikassa got up and tried to punch me, but I dodged it and threw her in the little lake, much to my surprise. I looked at Armin who was looking at me with horror. Two little couple got up, and looked at me with hate.

"Relax idiots, I just want to talk, you're the hostile ones." I looked at Mikassa.

"And why'd you join in? Are you his wife?" I asked. Mikassa blushed madly while glaring at me.

"Hehe, umm who are you?" Armin asked nervously/politely.

"Jordan." I answered simply.

'Well, I'm not getting Mikassa into bed with me after this day. Maybe Annie? Hanji? Sasha? Ymir?' I thought.

*BOOM*

The ground she as all four of us fell to our knees. We all got up and ran to the crowd. When we reached the crowd, we saw... Bertolt Hoover. Well, I saw him, every-body else just saw a big-ass Titan.

"H- how is that possible? That wall is fifty meters high." Eren gasped, astonished, and terrified. Just then, a truly forceful wind, along with rocks, blasted everybody back, the rocks crushing some people. When I landed on the ground, a small rock hit me in the head. If it wasn't going at the speed it was going, I would still be conscious.