Introduction
It was only a matter of time before Ronnie hopped a plane and set off for the great unknown. Besides being an extremely talented reality TV star, he was also a philosopher of modern times, some even considering him the Plato or Homer of his generation. Leaving Italy left Ronnie feeling unaccomplished and generally unsatisfied with the lack of education he found in the great city of Florence, Italy. Now it was Ronnie's time to shine; to sail the seven seas, to dig up Egyptian tombs and solve the world's greatest mysteries.
Adjusting his bejewelled monocle, Ronnie kicked back in his coach seat on the plane. Where he was heading first, he had no idea, seeing as he not only bought his ticket when he was drunk, but also most likely entered the wrong gate as he was fighting off his crazy bitch ex-girlfriend Sam with one hand and therefore, failed to pay attention to any of the signs. Ronnie, being the genius he was would usually piece two and two together when the airline played it's welcoming message addressing the destination, however, Ron had just bootlegged a copy of some random shit ass CD on his Ipod, and missed the announcement.
If he had heard the announcement, he might have just been considerate enough to leave his Ipod on the airplane setting. That simple mistake, the only one Ronnie had ever made during his short existence, would cause the greatest tragedy, and most beautiful gift Ronnie would ever receive.