Disclaimer: I don't own Saiyuki...yada yada yada...you know the drill.
Our quartet is traveling in the middle of nowhere (let's say a forest) riding Hakaru (in jeep form of course), when a growl comes from one of them.
Chapter 1: Something Different
"I'm hungry..." Goku whined.
"What else is new?" Gojyo retorted
"Why don't you ever say anything else?" Sanzo asked
"But then it wouldn't be Goku." Hakkai said
"You guys want me to say something else?"
"Yeah, anything will do."
"...I've got it!" Goku exclaimed after thinking for a bit. (Scary I know).
"This should be interesting." Hakkai said.
"I'm..." Goku started
"What? Really hungry? I swear, you have a one track mind." Sanzo grumbled
"No! I'm...HORNY!" he proclaimed smiling.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Hakaru came to a complete and sudden stop.
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"What?" Goku asked the stunned others.
"Excuse me?" Sanzo asked, eye twitching.
"Did you really just say that?" asked Gojyo, looking horrified
"This is unexpected." Hakkai sweatdropped.
"Well I am! I'll prove it to you!" Goku lifted his shirt, placed it under his chin, and started undoing his pants.
Sanzo, with his fast reflexes, had his Banisher aimed at point-blank range at Goku's head. "You do, I kill you." Goku stopped and lowered his shirt, realizing that Sanzo was quite serious.
"I can't believe you, you stupid monkey." Gojyo said "I am kinda glad that you can, means that even you might get laid one of these days, but how can be horny now? You're surrounded by a bunch of guys..."
Sanzo's eye twitched again.
"This can't end well." Hakkai sighed.
"I knew it! You are a fag! No wonder you kept sitting next to me, and sleeping next to me, and... oh... my... god... You want me don't you!? I'm the object of the monkey's desire. I feel so dirty." Gojyo cried.
"I'm NOT a fag water sprite! And even if I was, which I'm not, you would be the last one I would want!" Goku shouted.
"If you touch me in a perverted way, I swear to god, I will cut your dick off." Gojyo threatened.
"I second that motion." Sanzo agreed, still not having lowering his gun.
"You guys!" Goku whined, "Hakkai, help me!"
"Sorry Goku, but I don't think that I can help you with this one."
"Hakkai, how close is the next town?" Sanzo asked
"We should get there a few hours after sunset."
"Then why are we still sitting here?"
And then they were moving again...in silence.
Goku was pouting. He wasn't gay, although he was a little curious about what it would be like to be with a guy, much less with a girl.
A/N: All straight guys are bi-curious. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. BTW, I believe that Goku is a virgin. Even in the Tale of the Monkey King, it doesn't say that he has ever had sex.
After about 20 minutes of traveling in silence...
...growl...
"I'm hungry."
And everything was back to normal...kind of.
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