Kami-sama I shouldn't be doing this but my mind won't leave me alone. Sometimes having an overactive imagination that comes up with ideas can have its up and downs, really. I can't work on anything else until I get this out the way, or at least posted so I can think straight, fat chance of that happening (blushes sheepish grin) heh, anyway, hope you like my mess up anime cross-over truth or dare story.
Disclaimer: I own all the anime seen in this story IF I had the money to keep the true owners away. (hugs Sesshomaru plush) Oh yeah the dares and truths are mine as well, if any look familiar that's because I thought of them first and since the author or authoress of the story asked nicely for them so don't bit my head off saying I stole it ok let's get started.
Chapter 1 Start the Torture
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Ok I was bored like I don't know what. Sitting in the livingroom on my laptop staring at the screen at my park I was working on, I was playing Roller Coaster Tycoon. 'Hm so bored I- hey I wonder what's Naruto doing now?' I grinned lightly thinking about that kawaii blond, 'maybe I should call him. He better have his cellphone with him.' I grabbed my cellphone next to me, flipping it open, holding one down, and pressed it against my ear when I heard it ring. I close out the park then the game watching the screen go black before turning back to the desktop of a wide field with a lovely blue partly cloudy sky.
"Yo moshi-moshi."
"Yo sup Naruto." I chirped putting my laptop on stand-by.
"Nothing much we just finished training and I'm off to Ichiraku."
"Hey come see me. I'm bored."
"Big deal, I'm hungry!"
"I'll make you some ramen."
"Nooooo I want Ichiraku's ramen. I haven't had it for like ever!"
"Ask me if I care."
"I don't have to, I know you do!"
"Yeah good point." I grinned feeling better, but still.
"OI you still there you haven't died on me, have you?"
"Not a chance! Oh I got an idea," I grinned why didn't I think of it before. "Naruto I want you to get all the gennin and Kakashi,"
"Huh naze?"
"Because we are gonna have a party."
"Really sweet! I'm gunna get everyone right now!"
"What about ramen?" I said grinning
"It'll be at the party, ne."
"Yeah not to worry," I said grabbing my note pad and writing everyones names in a list form, "not to worry at all."
Ok everything was really I called my friends and they would be here soon with the others.
"You."
"Yeah me." I turned and stared at Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, and Sasori standing in the middle of the livingroom looking at me.
"Hey guys glad you could make it."
"Hey we wouldn't miss this for nothing, yeah." The blond chirped plopping down on the couch. Kisame muttered something sitting down shifting his big sword.
"Oi Kisame put that over there out the way." I pointed at a corner he grunted lightly standing up again depositing in the corner I pointed at. Sasori looked around bored before next the blond, who was looking around happily. Itachi gazed at nothing still standing.
"Come on Itachi sit, nothing gonna happen while we're here, yeah." Itachi looked at me and said,
"You called my ototo, didn't you."
"Ano I- "
"TEME!" Well, well speak of the chibi devil. Itachi turned, I looked around him, Kisame stared over his shoulder, Deidara blinked twisting around, and Sasori looked. The rookie nine, Gai's team as well, stared at the S-class missing Nins in disbelief. Sasuke was glaring at Itachi Sharingan on, I guess Itachi couldn't help it, because I saw his lips curve up and he said,
"Konichiwa ototo." Sasuke snapped with a snarl he lunged at Itachi and I tackled him to the ground.
"What are you doing?!" Naruto yelled "Are you out of your mind bring them here don't you know they're after me?!"
"Yes I know," I said tighten my grip on Sasuke "but you can relax because they aren't gonna do anything while I'm here, right."
"Sure you can trust me, yeah."
"Whatever."
"Uh-huh."
"Hn."
"Ok right." I chirped jumping off Sasuke and gave him a glare. "Look here pretty boy, I'm not gunna have you jumping Itachi here wait until you're both back where you belong to try and beat the crap outta him got it." Sasuke growled yanking his arm out my grip.
"Whatever." He muttered, my eye twitched. Prick.
"Ok now that- wait Naruto where's Gaara Temari and Kankuro?"
"Uh I was supposed to call them too."
"Baka! Of course you were!"
"Oh gomen."
"Grrr ok not to worry just call them before I put you in the pit." Naruto eyes widen and he pulled his cellphone quickly dialing, it would be faster if he put them on speed dial that how I have all my numbers.
"What's the pit?" Lee asked looking cutely confused. Aww.
"It this dark place she puts anyone that gets on her nerves, makes her mad, did something stupid that get her in trouble, or places someone there for no reason at all and her own amusement." Naruto said tapping his foot on the floor, guess they wasn't answering.
"So when is this party starting?" Kiba asked
"Now." I chirped grabbing my notepad. "ok everyone a little truth or dare fun."
"Truth or dare?" everyone looked thoughtful for a moment before shrugging.
"Yoshi, the first is truth for the Miss Accurate herself Tenten." Tenten walked out from between Neji and Lee to stand beside me. (A/n hey that rhymed heh) "is it true you aim to hit target?"
"Yes."
"Ok do you have problems when doing this?"
"No never."
"Yoshi then this shouldn't be to hard for you." I clapped my hands and a really big blue and black target board came down out the ceiling. "Yoshi Tenten this is your dare. You see the highlighted spots on the board ne." I was referring to the red circles scatted all around it, your eyes would immediately land on them as soon as you look. "All you have to do is not hit the circles, for if you do, I'll hit you with this." I held up a newspaper, a big one, rolled up together with rubber bands. Tenten eyed this warily. "oh yeah don't aim either because I'll know if you do. Easy ne."
"I guess." Tenten muttered, I grinned patting her lightly with the paper. I grabbed some kunai nearby and gave them to her.
"There now remember don't aim." Tenten nodded grabbing some kunai holding between her fingers and turned to the board.
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Tenten glanced at the paper then looked at the board. 'Ok I can do this easy.' She let her eyes go over the board unconsciously, and then with a flick of her arm she let them fly. Then . . .
WHACK!
"OW what the hell!" Tenten clutched her throbbing head. "What was that for!"
"You were aiming."
"Nani no I wasn't!"
"Yes you were look!" Tenten looked at the board and blinked before groaning, she was aiming. The kunai went around one of the circles completely in a row not one out of line.
"Try again and this time don't aim."
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I grinned I was watching Tenten when she was staring the board the first time. She rubbed her head grabbing somemore kunai turning to the board staring at it. Her eyes roamed over it again, and I smirked raising the paper. I saw her glance at me before throwing the kunai, two went in a line, and the other one hit one of the circles. Yes, she must pay.
WHACK!
"OW! Damnit do you have to hits so hard! That was harder than the last one!" she yelled.
"You had it coming not only did you hit the circle you aimed too."
"I- "
"Look!" She looked and growled I grinned this was so much fun.
"One more time, no hitting the circles and no aiming." She huffed rubbing her head grabbing more kunai, turning to the board, and stared. I smiled to myself reaching into my pocket my fingers brushed over the button I use to put the bakatachi in the pit. I putted out just as Tenten threw the kunai, I pushed the button.
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Tenten's mouth dropped is disbelief as circles, that wasn't there before, appeared and her kunai hit them.
"Hit the circles and that's a hit with the paper for each one."
"MATTE- "
WHACK! WHACK! WHA-
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
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Tenten ran off and I ran after her grinning and laughing.
"Tenten get back here take your hits!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" she shrieked.
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Everyone stood or was sitting is shock listening to Tenten screaming in the other room and the sounds of her being hit. Kiba looked at Naruto.
"Dude is this the Deanna you were always going about being the nicest girl you ever met?"
"Ano yeah that's her but she is nice I just don't know why she's acting like this. Oh matte I remember she said she was bored."
"And she does this for entertainment? Man this is gonna be troublesome." Shikamaru muttered. Naruto scratch the back of his head. Tenten came back whimpering, one of her buns was mess up the other was down, she was rubbing her shoulder, and her head. Deanna came bouncing in after her grinning happily, she pranced around Tenten, who fell on the couch between Neji and Lee, to the coffee table grabbing her notepad, turning to the others with a wicked smirk.
"Ok and my next vic- uh people is the Lovely Sakura and Ino."
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Sakura and Ino looked at each other before standing, leaving the safety of their teammates to be by me.
"Not to worry Ino all you have to do is answer a simple question." Ino looked relieved, "all you have to do is tell us, other than Sasuke don't deny it cause you know it's true, who do you have fantasies about?" Ino's face lit up like a red light and her mouth open some. I grinned again. "ano we're waiting." Ino muttered something so low even though I'm next to her I didn't hear. "Nani say that again louder." I was still holding the newspaper, it was coming loose I guess I hit Tenten pretty hard, and hit Ino up side the head with it making her yelp, "Gaara!" she clapped her hands over her mouth flushing a very vivid red. Everyones mouths dropped. I gaped at her the paper falling out my hand in shock, well I wasn't expecting that at all.
"What about me?" Everyone looked as Gaara walked into the room with Temari and Kankuro. Ino eep'ed looking somewhere else when Gaara's eyes landed on her.
"Nothing important," I said flapping a hand around "Sakura you have a dare. You have to go around the city and buy alot of perverted things: book, toys, games, and any other stuff you find."
"Nani!" Sakura flushed red, "where am I gonna get the money for that stuff?"
"Here ya go." I pulled out a fat little froggie pressing it in her hand.
"OI!" Naruto yelled gaping at me, "how in seven hells did you get Gama!"
"You left it over here the other day." I said pushing Sakura to the door and out, "you don't come back until the frog is as flat as a pancake!"
"NANI!" Naruto ran out the door yelling, "SAKURA DON'T LISTEN TO HER!" I poked my head out the door.
"Naruto get your ass back in here so you can do your dare!" I moved to the side as Naruto came tripping back in frowning. "Hinata, sweetie, come here for a second." Hinata blushed standing up walking over to stand my side.
"Yoshi, Naruto see what I got." I dung in my pocket pulling out pink and blue collar he stared at it.
"I see it but- "
Snap! Click!
"What the- " He gaped at me I grinned in return giving Hinata the leash.
"Congratulations Hinata you have your very own Naruto puppy completely house trained and everything." Hinata flushed red, Naruto open his mouth. "Hold it puppy boy this is your dare so you can't back down. You have to stay Hinata's personal puppy and can only call her Hinata-sama or Hinata-hime or Hinata-koi or koishii or koibito, and do what she says and give her what she wants, oh yeah and you have to bark after every word if you fail to do that you must be hit with the paper, got it."
Naruto face was red by the time I finished, he was pissed I know it.
"I hate you." He gritted out, I raised the paper.
"I don't hear barking." I was about to hit him but remembered that was Hinata's job I gave it to her. She stared at me with wide eyes. I smiled lightly patting her shoulder. "You have to hit him."
"D-datte I- "
"Don't worry it shouldn't hard, ano not that much but ya gotta hit him hard otherwise he'll keep doing it." Hinata still didn't look relieved.
"I um . . . gomen nasai Na-Naruto."
Whack!
"Ow." Well wasn't as loud as I hoped but Naruto was rubbing his head so I guessed that was good enough. I next checked my list and grinned.
"Oh Kiiiiiiiiiibaaaaaaa." Kiba jumped looking at me, I swear I heard him mutter "Crap." Anyway he stood up and walked toward looking somewhat panicked ready to run any second.
"No need to worry you just have to answer a question." He still didn't look happy, "Ne, has Akamaru ever convince you to do something so stupid that ever Naruto would have enough sense not to do it?"
"OI!"
"Hinata no bark."
"I mean matte- !"
"Gomen Naruto."
Whack!
"Ow."
I shook my head while Naruto muttered under his breath rubbing his head, Hinata messed with the rubber bands looking down but I think her lips are curved up some. Anyway back to the dog lover besides me.
"So has he, Kiba, hmm?" Kiba muttered darkly under his breath before saying,
"Yeah, this one time it was snowing and Akamaru asked if I lick a tree twice would I get stuck. And I said no, and he said prove it. And I did."
"Well you get stuck?" I asked grinning, Kiba blushed lightly and muttered, "yes."
Everyone started laughing and Kiba growled blushing harder.
"How could you fall for that." Naruto choked. I grinned patting Kiba on the head.
"Oh Hinata I hear Naruto but no barking."
"Ma- !"
"Gomen."
Whack!
"Ow." Ooh Hinata nice reaction time.
I grinned again pushing Kiba back to his teammates, and check my list.
"Look alive Shikamaru, it's your time to shine."
"Ugh troublesome." He stood up walking to my side yawning.
"Ok all you have to do is go to the city with Temari's fan and go up to people asking, 'Sumimasen tasukete, I'm in search of my taisho Maminishi Monotosho, who's the ruler of the world of Harry Potter, and she needs her fan, Seireitei, to take the taisetsu kimono to King I-don't-give-damn before he dies from not wearing it.'" Shikamaru gave me a disbelieving look, I grinned at him, and Naruto started laughing with Kiba.
"Are you kidding me?" He asked still staring, I shook my head still grinning, he sighed and rubbed his head muttering, "This gonna be a pain." I pat his head letting my finger slip under the rubber band holding his hair up, and pulled it off.
"OW!" he yelped his hand flew up to his ponytail and he glared at me. "What the hell was that for!"
"Gomen," I said looking at the strands of hair stuck to the band, "oh and you have to let your hair down." I reached up and slapped his hands away so his hair fell stopping just at his shoulders. He sighed again not even bothering to fix it. I walked to Temari taking her fan giving it to Shikamaru, "Now don't forget your lines."
"Yeah, yeah." He muttered walking out.
"And don't get my fan dirty!" Temari called after him, Shikamaru half-waved half-flapped his hand showing he heard.
I checked my list and smiled.
"Oh boy here we go. Oh Kakashiiiiiiii." The Jonnin looked up at me from the book he was reading.
"Hm."
"It's your turn." He sighed lightly standing up.
"Ok if you say so." I nodded running into the kitchen and grabbed a covered plate and went back in the livingroom.
"Ok your dare is to eat this." I ripped the foil off and watched as Kakashi's eye widen before narrowing to a slit.
"Keep. That. Away. From. Me."
"But you have to eat." I said walking towards him he backed away glaring.
"I'm serious."
"So am I. Come here."
"Do you want to know what's like to be crushed by a dragon made from water?" I stopped and glared, he glared back.
"That's not nice."
"Neither is forcing people to eat stuff they don't like." 'Touché.' I couldn't help but think, and it reminded me of the Naruto Abridge clip I watched, but now isn't the time to think and giggle about it.
"Look you have to eat the tempura or you go in the pit."
"Then I'll take that if it keep that crap away from me." I fight the urge to groan, I can't put him in the pit I'm having it cleaned out. I tapped my foot annoyed Kakashi was still glaring at me. I needed to think, I can't put him in the pit and I can't make him eat the tempura so what the hell am I suppose to do?
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Well that's it for this my solution to my problem will be next so review and I might update for you, also if you have any ideas I'd love to hear them. So until then later.