disclaimer: I own Yugioh and all of it's merchendise, so back away!!!.....ehh...no I don't really...
*sobs* WHY!? I WANT ALL THE MONEY!!! AND I WANT SOMEONE TO MAKE ME A YUGI
PLUSHIE!!! WAAHHHHHHH!!!
Yugi: She scary.
Jou: Eep! I want my mommy!
Kaiba: Oh shut up you lousy poodle.
Jou: HEY!!
Noodle(meh!!): *hits Kaiba with giant string bean of DOOM!* Don't call the Jou-man a poodle!!
Kaiba: *crying* s-s-sorry....
Noodle: That's right. Fear me mortal!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Jou: Can we get to the fic now?
noodle: *sicks Majin Bulma Ryoko Masaki on Jou* GLOMP ATTACK!
MBRM: *glomps Jou*
Jou: AHHHHH!!! Get off meh you freak!!!
YUGI KONG
(no giant monkey Yugi's were hurt in the making of this fic)
One day, Seto Kaiba, Jonouchi, Honda, and Anzu went on a picnic in the Japanese Jungle.
(pretent there is one) But something was wrong in the jungle....something....precious....
Anzu: OH BOY I'M STARVING! I CAN"T WAAAAAIIIIIIIIT TO EAT THIS TURKEY!!!
Kaiba: Oh shut up, everyone hates you.
Honda: Now now Kaiba. She's eating for two now you know.
Kaiba: WHAT!? YOU'RE A DADDY!
Anzu: No, idiot! I would never do it with that moron!
Kaiba: Then who is it??
Anzu: Pegasus.
Kaiba: THAT FRUIT CAKE!???!?!?!?!? WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO IT WITH HIM!?!?!
Anzu: He offered me turkey! *drools* muahahahahaha.
Jou: Weirdo...
Just then, as Jou spoke his words, something russtled in the bushes.
Honda: d-d-d-did you g-guys hear that?!
Kaiba: Hear what?
Bakura:*jumps out of bushes wearing a grass skirt and holdinga spear* Me that's what!! MWAHAHAHA!
Anzu: WOW! it's the rare white-headed turkey creature!
Bakura: *pokes Anzu with spear* No, I am a native of the jungle. Now, let me take you to our king.
All(minus Bakura): Ok.
~*~*~*~So the gang heads to the village to meet the king..~*~*~*
bakura: Now I'll take you.*grabs Anzu* You are nice and plump! The king will like you!
Jou: Wah? The king likes sluts??
Malik:*pops ot of nowhere...also a native to the jungle* No, STUPID MORTAL!! Every year,
our king eats a villager from our village, but this year he will eat someone from Domino City!!
Anzu: Sounds good.
*Malik and Bakura tie Anzu to a post. Then the ground starts rumbling..*
Malik: Hear comes the king!!
Anzu: YAY! THE TURKEY KING!!
*A giant Yugi emerges from the trees*
Yugi: Hiya guys!
Bakura: You idiot!!In this story you are a giant Yugi-Ape! You can't speak!!
Yugi: Oh. eh, oohh ohh ahhahh!!
*the giant Yugi takes Anzu to his secret cave deep in the jungle*
Jou:*sarcastically* Oh no! she be gone!!
Honda: Let's partay!!!
~*~*~*The gang parties all night but they end up getting drunk and wondering into Yugi Kong's
cave~*~*~*~*
Jou: Whhhooooaaaaa *hic* I'm in da ocean!
Kaiba: It'sssss aaa cavve sssstupid chiwawawawawaaaaa...!
Honda: I like to warble zooble zouss too.
~*~*~*Then came a cry for help~*~*~*~*
Anzu:*from a very high ledge* OH MY GOD GUYS! SAVE ME!! YUGI-KONG IS TREATING ME LIKE A GODDESS!! SAVE MEEEE!
*pauses*...NO WAIT! NEVERMIND!! DON'T SAVE ME!! I KINDA LIKE THIS!!
Jou: Damnit! I thought we gots rid o her dumb ass!!
Honda: Yeah. Sniffle heimer!
Kaiba: ...guesssss weee'lll haavvve tooo savvvve herrr...*hic*
Anzu: NO YOU RETARD! DON'T CLIMB UP HERE!!!
Kaiba: *starts climbing*
Anzu: STAY DOWN THERE!!!!
*Then the sound of walking was heard*
Anzu: Oh no! Yugi Kong is coming!! Hide you guys!
yugi kong: ohhh ahhheee eee! ^-^
Anzu: No too late!!
yugi Kong: Eh?
Jou: Yo! We be herr to get da slut back, yo! I challenge you!!
Yugi Kong: Eyyyaaaahh!!!
::BATTLE MODE ON::
Jou: I'll use my 'super donkey mega phat loud big small left right dude kick attack!!'
Y.K.: ...
Jou: HIIYAAAAAAAAAA! *leaps at Yugi Kong*
Y.K.:*Flattens him with his giant hands*
Jou: I pity the foooo....
Anzu: NOO! JOOOUUU!!!!
kaiba: Shhhhhit! I'll jusssst usssse my 'Instant Giant Iron Cage' to handle this!
*iron cage opens and traps Yugi kong*
Y.K.: OOOWAAAAAA! OOOOOWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Kaiba: now we'llllll taaaake him to TokyoooO!!
~*~**~*~y.K. is airlifted to Tokyo and shown to the people of the city~*~*~*~*~*
Man 1: WOW! Look at that giant ape thingy!
Man 2: Yeah! i wonder if he's married!?!?
man 1: O_o(WTF???)
*people of Tokyo snap pictues of Yugi Kong*
Y.K.: Hell no. I hate pictures. I think I might go crazy and terrorize the city.
noodle(meh)the authress: Yugi!! You're not allowed to talk!!
Y.K.: Shut the *bleep* up you *bleepin* *bleeeep*
Noodle: What the hell!? Stop PMS-ing!!
Y.K.: I do not get P.M.S! now you've angered me to the point where I will break the cage.
roar.*breaks cage* Now die ruthless world.*terrorizes city then climbs up a building. Looks
in window #1*
jou:*in shower singing 'One Card Short'* I'm always one card short, always one day late,for once I'd like an ending I can celebrate! I stacked the deck myself, so there's no one else to blame!I need just one more move...one final chance to prove...I CAN WIN THIS GAME!!!
*Looks out the window at Yugi Kong* WTF!!!
Y.K.: That song is gay man.
Jou: Sh-shut up! *sobs*
Y.K.: *limbs higher. Peers into window #2*
Yami Malik: *dancing* Oh baby baby! How was I supposed to know, that sometin wasn't right--
*stops and stares at Yugi Kong, who is taping with a camera*
Y.K.: 20 bucks or I'll tell the whole world.
Y. Malik: Deal.
*Yugi Kong proceeds up the building till he sees Anzu in the window*
Anzu: Yugi Kong! I want to tell you...I LOVE YOU!!!!
Y.K.: I been lookin for you, bitch! I was supposed to nail you an hour ago, stupid ho!!
Where you been, BITCH!?!?
Anzu: uhh...
Man #2: She's been with me, Yugi-boy!!
Y.K.: No! It can't be!!! PEAGASUS!?!?!
Man#2/Pegasus: That's right! And now you're precious Anzu has my baby!
Y.K.: hOW DARE YOU STEAL MY BITCH...YOU BITCH!!!
Pegasus: Grr! I'm going to take you're soul!
Y.K.: *smooshes him with thumb*
Anzu: NOOO! He LOVED YOU! CAN'Y YOU SEE!??
y.K.:I'm lost. eh, whteva! ome with me Bitch!!!*grabs Anzu*
Anzu: AAHHHHHHHH!!AHHHHHHH!!
Y.K.:*climbs to the top of the building and shakes Anzu around* OOhh OOhhh AHHHHHH!!
Anzu: HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPP!!
Y.K.: Shut up, BITcH!
*Then helicoptors armed with guns start Shooting at Yugi Kong*
Y.K.: Damnit!! I'll Use Bitch as a shield!!! *Holds Bi-...er..Anzu out in font of him*
Anzu: *being pelted with bullets* AAHHHHHHHH!!
Y.K.:Damnit! She's still alive!!
Anzu: You'll pay Yugi kong..!
Y.K.: Shut up bitch. *drops her 100 stories*
Anzu:AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh....SPLAT!
Y.K.: HEY BITCH!! ARE YOU DEAD DOWN THERE!?!???
Anzu: You'll pay.....
Y.K.: DAMNIT!! DIE ALREADY!!!
Helicopters: Let us take care of this. *Launch missiles at Anzu*
Anzu: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU'LL ALL PAAAYYYY! BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!
All: YAY!
And so...our heroes have a party and get drunk in celebration for the bitch's death..
..but a second before she died, she had the baby....the baby narrowly escaped the blast but survived....this baby, coming from Pegasus, was a mutant of course, and swore revenge on Yugi Kong. What will be in store for our heroes?? What will await them in the sequal!?!?
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Noodle:How do ya like it?? It's my first try, so don't be TOOOOO hard on
me!!
Kaiba: Face it, this sucks.
Noodle: Shut your mouth mortal!
Kaiba: Yes ma'am!!!
Noodle: ^-^
Yugi: I'm scared!
bakura: Me too!
Noodle: Don't worry boys! I LOVE you!!*glomps them both*
Yugi&Bakura: Help us Jou!!
Jou: sorry guys! hehehe. *Majin Bulma jumps out of nowhere and glomps him* EEEP!
~*~*~*~*~*
Review PLEASE!!
*sobs* WHY!? I WANT ALL THE MONEY!!! AND I WANT SOMEONE TO MAKE ME A YUGI
PLUSHIE!!! WAAHHHHHHH!!!
Yugi: She scary.
Jou: Eep! I want my mommy!
Kaiba: Oh shut up you lousy poodle.
Jou: HEY!!
Noodle(meh!!): *hits Kaiba with giant string bean of DOOM!* Don't call the Jou-man a poodle!!
Kaiba: *crying* s-s-sorry....
Noodle: That's right. Fear me mortal!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Jou: Can we get to the fic now?
noodle: *sicks Majin Bulma Ryoko Masaki on Jou* GLOMP ATTACK!
MBRM: *glomps Jou*
Jou: AHHHHH!!! Get off meh you freak!!!
YUGI KONG
(no giant monkey Yugi's were hurt in the making of this fic)
One day, Seto Kaiba, Jonouchi, Honda, and Anzu went on a picnic in the Japanese Jungle.
(pretent there is one) But something was wrong in the jungle....something....precious....
Anzu: OH BOY I'M STARVING! I CAN"T WAAAAAIIIIIIIIT TO EAT THIS TURKEY!!!
Kaiba: Oh shut up, everyone hates you.
Honda: Now now Kaiba. She's eating for two now you know.
Kaiba: WHAT!? YOU'RE A DADDY!
Anzu: No, idiot! I would never do it with that moron!
Kaiba: Then who is it??
Anzu: Pegasus.
Kaiba: THAT FRUIT CAKE!???!?!?!?!? WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO IT WITH HIM!?!?!
Anzu: He offered me turkey! *drools* muahahahahaha.
Jou: Weirdo...
Just then, as Jou spoke his words, something russtled in the bushes.
Honda: d-d-d-did you g-guys hear that?!
Kaiba: Hear what?
Bakura:*jumps out of bushes wearing a grass skirt and holdinga spear* Me that's what!! MWAHAHAHA!
Anzu: WOW! it's the rare white-headed turkey creature!
Bakura: *pokes Anzu with spear* No, I am a native of the jungle. Now, let me take you to our king.
All(minus Bakura): Ok.
~*~*~*~So the gang heads to the village to meet the king..~*~*~*
bakura: Now I'll take you.*grabs Anzu* You are nice and plump! The king will like you!
Jou: Wah? The king likes sluts??
Malik:*pops ot of nowhere...also a native to the jungle* No, STUPID MORTAL!! Every year,
our king eats a villager from our village, but this year he will eat someone from Domino City!!
Anzu: Sounds good.
*Malik and Bakura tie Anzu to a post. Then the ground starts rumbling..*
Malik: Hear comes the king!!
Anzu: YAY! THE TURKEY KING!!
*A giant Yugi emerges from the trees*
Yugi: Hiya guys!
Bakura: You idiot!!In this story you are a giant Yugi-Ape! You can't speak!!
Yugi: Oh. eh, oohh ohh ahhahh!!
*the giant Yugi takes Anzu to his secret cave deep in the jungle*
Jou:*sarcastically* Oh no! she be gone!!
Honda: Let's partay!!!
~*~*~*The gang parties all night but they end up getting drunk and wondering into Yugi Kong's
cave~*~*~*~*
Jou: Whhhooooaaaaa *hic* I'm in da ocean!
Kaiba: It'sssss aaa cavve sssstupid chiwawawawawaaaaa...!
Honda: I like to warble zooble zouss too.
~*~*~*Then came a cry for help~*~*~*~*
Anzu:*from a very high ledge* OH MY GOD GUYS! SAVE ME!! YUGI-KONG IS TREATING ME LIKE A GODDESS!! SAVE MEEEE!
*pauses*...NO WAIT! NEVERMIND!! DON'T SAVE ME!! I KINDA LIKE THIS!!
Jou: Damnit! I thought we gots rid o her dumb ass!!
Honda: Yeah. Sniffle heimer!
Kaiba: ...guesssss weee'lll haavvve tooo savvvve herrr...*hic*
Anzu: NO YOU RETARD! DON'T CLIMB UP HERE!!!
Kaiba: *starts climbing*
Anzu: STAY DOWN THERE!!!!
*Then the sound of walking was heard*
Anzu: Oh no! Yugi Kong is coming!! Hide you guys!
yugi kong: ohhh ahhheee eee! ^-^
Anzu: No too late!!
yugi Kong: Eh?
Jou: Yo! We be herr to get da slut back, yo! I challenge you!!
Yugi Kong: Eyyyaaaahh!!!
::BATTLE MODE ON::
Jou: I'll use my 'super donkey mega phat loud big small left right dude kick attack!!'
Y.K.: ...
Jou: HIIYAAAAAAAAAA! *leaps at Yugi Kong*
Y.K.:*Flattens him with his giant hands*
Jou: I pity the foooo....
Anzu: NOO! JOOOUUU!!!!
kaiba: Shhhhhit! I'll jusssst usssse my 'Instant Giant Iron Cage' to handle this!
*iron cage opens and traps Yugi kong*
Y.K.: OOOWAAAAAA! OOOOOWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Kaiba: now we'llllll taaaake him to TokyoooO!!
~*~**~*~y.K. is airlifted to Tokyo and shown to the people of the city~*~*~*~*~*
Man 1: WOW! Look at that giant ape thingy!
Man 2: Yeah! i wonder if he's married!?!?
man 1: O_o(WTF???)
*people of Tokyo snap pictues of Yugi Kong*
Y.K.: Hell no. I hate pictures. I think I might go crazy and terrorize the city.
noodle(meh)the authress: Yugi!! You're not allowed to talk!!
Y.K.: Shut the *bleep* up you *bleepin* *bleeeep*
Noodle: What the hell!? Stop PMS-ing!!
Y.K.: I do not get P.M.S! now you've angered me to the point where I will break the cage.
roar.*breaks cage* Now die ruthless world.*terrorizes city then climbs up a building. Looks
in window #1*
jou:*in shower singing 'One Card Short'* I'm always one card short, always one day late,for once I'd like an ending I can celebrate! I stacked the deck myself, so there's no one else to blame!I need just one more move...one final chance to prove...I CAN WIN THIS GAME!!!
*Looks out the window at Yugi Kong* WTF!!!
Y.K.: That song is gay man.
Jou: Sh-shut up! *sobs*
Y.K.: *limbs higher. Peers into window #2*
Yami Malik: *dancing* Oh baby baby! How was I supposed to know, that sometin wasn't right--
*stops and stares at Yugi Kong, who is taping with a camera*
Y.K.: 20 bucks or I'll tell the whole world.
Y. Malik: Deal.
*Yugi Kong proceeds up the building till he sees Anzu in the window*
Anzu: Yugi Kong! I want to tell you...I LOVE YOU!!!!
Y.K.: I been lookin for you, bitch! I was supposed to nail you an hour ago, stupid ho!!
Where you been, BITCH!?!?
Anzu: uhh...
Man #2: She's been with me, Yugi-boy!!
Y.K.: No! It can't be!!! PEAGASUS!?!?!
Man#2/Pegasus: That's right! And now you're precious Anzu has my baby!
Y.K.: hOW DARE YOU STEAL MY BITCH...YOU BITCH!!!
Pegasus: Grr! I'm going to take you're soul!
Y.K.: *smooshes him with thumb*
Anzu: NOOO! He LOVED YOU! CAN'Y YOU SEE!??
y.K.:I'm lost. eh, whteva! ome with me Bitch!!!*grabs Anzu*
Anzu: AAHHHHHHHH!!AHHHHHHH!!
Y.K.:*climbs to the top of the building and shakes Anzu around* OOhh OOhhh AHHHHHH!!
Anzu: HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPP!!
Y.K.: Shut up, BITcH!
*Then helicoptors armed with guns start Shooting at Yugi Kong*
Y.K.: Damnit!! I'll Use Bitch as a shield!!! *Holds Bi-...er..Anzu out in font of him*
Anzu: *being pelted with bullets* AAHHHHHHHH!!
Y.K.:Damnit! She's still alive!!
Anzu: You'll pay Yugi kong..!
Y.K.: Shut up bitch. *drops her 100 stories*
Anzu:AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh....SPLAT!
Y.K.: HEY BITCH!! ARE YOU DEAD DOWN THERE!?!???
Anzu: You'll pay.....
Y.K.: DAMNIT!! DIE ALREADY!!!
Helicopters: Let us take care of this. *Launch missiles at Anzu*
Anzu: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU'LL ALL PAAAYYYY! BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!
All: YAY!
And so...our heroes have a party and get drunk in celebration for the bitch's death..
..but a second before she died, she had the baby....the baby narrowly escaped the blast but survived....this baby, coming from Pegasus, was a mutant of course, and swore revenge on Yugi Kong. What will be in store for our heroes?? What will await them in the sequal!?!?
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Noodle:How do ya like it?? It's my first try, so don't be TOOOOO hard on
me!!
Kaiba: Face it, this sucks.
Noodle: Shut your mouth mortal!
Kaiba: Yes ma'am!!!
Noodle: ^-^
Yugi: I'm scared!
bakura: Me too!
Noodle: Don't worry boys! I LOVE you!!*glomps them both*
Yugi&Bakura: Help us Jou!!
Jou: sorry guys! hehehe. *Majin Bulma jumps out of nowhere and glomps him* EEEP!
~*~*~*~*~*
Review PLEASE!!