Title: Impatients.
Rating: PG-13.
Summary/notes: Silly SS/RL written for a drabblethon on LJ: "Severus and Remus having their relationship revealed in a VERY embarrassing manner".
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Severus
rolled on to his stomach, flicking his lower legs into the air and
crossing them enticingly at the ankle. Over his shoulder, he made
sultry eyes at the bedroom door, as if that alone would bring Lupin
bursting though it in a licentious fit of desire -- It
didn't.
Minutes continued to slip by. Severus's desire
soured and the allure of Lupin's whispered assertion that he would
be right up dissipated; the waiting had simply become tiresome.
Somewhere in the house a clock chimed eleven, shattering the last of
Severus patience. Scrambling off the bed with an aggrieved sigh, he
hurried for the door, leaving his dressing gown to hang neglected
over the back of a chair. If Lupin had no intention of coming to him,
Severus was clearly going to have to superintend matters himself.
Naked and unabashed, he fled down the stairs and burst through the
kitchen door.
"Remus, you sexy beast – are you actually
intending to come to bed anytime tonight? I'm- oh, shit."
Several
pairs of eyes stared up at him from the kitchen table, one of them
twinkling madly from behind a pair of half-moon spectacles. Lupin's
cocoa mug tumbled to the floor and smashed.
(201 words).