Since my first poem was so good, here's a poem for Wei
A Realm of Warlords
Lead by the sly
Lead by the slick
All full of prowess
All full of tricks
Son of Cao Song
Was Ah Man
His destiny called
To usurp the Han
Leading his troops
From Luo Yang
He routed the Turbans
He would see them hang
Taking his cousins
And endless legions
He sought out to conquer
The Dynasty's Regions
At Guan Du
Though outnumbered
He beat Yuan Shao
His legions Thundered
Xiahou Dun
Cousin to Cao
Lost an eye to Lu Bu
But fell Yuan Shao
Xiahou Yuan
Brother to Dun
Fought with his brother
Until the setting sun
Hiding in the wilds
Dian Wei The great
Strength to rival Lu Bu
His fell at Fan's front Gate
From Qiao County
Came Xu Zhu
Akin to a raging Tiger
He failed at the Lu
The Warrior from Yang
Xu Huang was his name
Helping the emperor
Was his claim to fame
A Genius from the North
Named Sima Yi
Was feared by Kongming
The weaker man was he
Under Lu Bu
Zhang Liao Fought
A Warrior of Bravery
A Good lord he sought
From Yuan Shao
Zhang He came
Possessing great Strength
Many knew his name
All of these Warriors
Sly as can be
Conquered the realm
And all you could see
Each died in service
Of the emperor of Wei
All of them lived
The Warrior's way
A Realm of Warlords
Lead by the sly
Lead by the slick
All full of prowess
All full of tricks
Son of Cao Song
Was Ah Man
His destiny called
To usurp the Han
Leading his troops
From Luo Yang
He routed the Turbans
He would see them hang
Taking his cousins
And endless legions
He sought out to conquer
The Dynasty's Regions
At Guan Du
Though outnumbered
He beat Yuan Shao
His legions Thundered
Xiahou Dun
Cousin to Cao
Lost an eye to Lu Bu
But fell Yuan Shao
Xiahou Yuan
Brother to Dun
Fought with his brother
Until the setting sun
Hiding in the wilds
Dian Wei The great
Strength to rival Lu Bu
His fell at Fan's front Gate
From Qiao County
Came Xu Zhu
Akin to a raging Tiger
He failed at the Lu
The Warrior from Yang
Xu Huang was his name
Helping the emperor
Was his claim to fame
A Genius from the North
Named Sima Yi
Was feared by Kongming
The weaker man was he
Under Lu Bu
Zhang Liao Fought
A Warrior of Bravery
A Good lord he sought
From Yuan Shao
Zhang He came
Possessing great Strength
Many knew his name
All of these Warriors
Sly as can be
Conquered the realm
And all you could see
Each died in service
Of the emperor of Wei
All of them lived
The Warrior's way
