Please note:

This is my first ever FanFic. I know im not the best at grammar, spelling and whatnot but no hate please however all constructive criticism is much abliged;

This FanFiction is set between the first two books;

I do not own any characters in this story.

Skulduggery's POV

Skulduggery was charging down the narrow country lanes of England at a dangerous speed - 3 MPH to be exact. He didn't usually worry about it. However this time, just as he was turning a tight bend he saw what he thought was a mortal. He served tightly to avoid a collision however this just caused a greater one into a tree which then, ultimately, caused him to roll down a what seemed like the world's highest hill for skulduggery in the car - who had taken great amounts of battering. The 90 odd mile an hour crash had caused quite some damage to the all famous Bentley. He tried to open what was left of the door, at this point only the bottom half, and it immediately fell of. He stepped our of the mangled car and looked in horror as he saw the thing he loved most, besides his hat, was completely wrecked.

He picked out his cellphone from his trouser leg pocket and pressed the 'unlock' key only to find out he had no signal. "Damn it" he do declared to himself. "No calling valkyrie then, no help from anyone." What was he to do?