Authors Note :

Okay guys! This is my third Naruto fan fic...the first two failed so im hoping this one would be succesful. In this story Sasuke-kun is a female (Sasuke glares). His name is Satari Uchiha (Sorry Requested Love Song, for taking your name for female Sasuke. I loved it too much!). So dont get confused. I wont be using Sasuke's name but Satari Instead.

Warning:

Satari Uchiha (female Sasuke-kun). (Sasuke/Satari will be OOC. Instead of being cold and distant she is actually shy)

Rated T

Pairings:

NaruSasu(NaruSatari)

KibaHina (maybe)

SaiSaku (maybe)

NejiTen (maybe)

InoShika (maybe)

Chapter 1: First Impressions

Naruto grinned as he walked down the hallway, all eyes staring at him. He felt a million bucks.

The Reason?

He did it with the vice-captain of the cheerleader squad, Analeigh.

Score!

Naruto was quite popular at Konoha High due to many reasons, some good and some bad.

Firstly he was well known for being the captain of the basketball team thus getting in the good books of the female population of Konoha High. He was a senior as well thus being respected and feared by freshmen sophomore and juniors throughout the school.

Secondly, he was handsome. And by handsome, we mean handsome. Beautiful tanned skin, muscular build, tall, spikey golden locks that dropped infront of his gorgeous baby blue eyes. Yes. Who wouldnt fall for this hunk?

Lastly, Naruto Uzumaki was well known for being the school's playboy. To put it simply, as of yesterday, he had bedded almost half of the female at Konoha High. His flings usually lasted until he had sex with them. The next day, bam, its over. He simply coudlnt handle commitment. Never had. never will. It wasnt going to change. Plus, it was his last year and he wanted to make it a memorbale one.(A/N Hoho! You just wait Naru-chan!)

Analeigh had been tough. She was the least slutty of the rest and the toughest ones to convince. It had taken Poor Naruto almost a week and half to convince her on a date. And even after that, she just wasnt ready.

There goes another month.

By the end of that, Naruto was frustarted. He hadnt had sex for a month and a half and it was unbearable. Luckily he and Analeigh had yesterday visited a bar to celebrate the opening of the new year and had gotten completely drunk. Thus one thing led to another and they had mysteriously found themselves in Analeighs bedroom before midnight. The rest was history.

It was the start of a new term, meaning, new girls!. (Naruto: Scoooore!)

Now you wonder why the girls threw themselves at him even though knowing that he was a playboy? Well most of Konoha was filled with sluts to Naruto's luck. They didnt care that it would be pointless sex in the end. They just wanted a peice of him. (A/N Ugh...)

Right now as Naruto walked beside his best friend Kiba to class, he could feel all the eyes of the girls in the corridor and knew why fully well.

He was dressed in a tight orange muscle shirt that clinged to his muscular frame showing everything off. Apart from that he wore faded dark blue jeans that hung lowly on his hips. A sexy smirk was on his face, a mischevious twinkle in his blue eyes and his blonde hair, as disheveled as ever. Oh yea, he was hot and he knew it.

Kiba, beside him, groaned as they entered their homeroom class.

"This isnt fair man..." He pouted as they sat down besides each other near the front.

Naruto turned to him. "Whats not?"

"You've got every girl wrapped around your finger...I havnt gotten any for almost two months!" Kiba growled in frustration. Naruto chuckled and leaned towards him.

"He guess what?" Kiba raised his head.

"What?"

" I fucked Analeigh last night..." Kiba's eyes widened

"No way....how did she ever agree?"

"We got drunk." Naruto stated simply.

Kiba grinned. "Way to go dude!"

"Yea...now i got a really good opportunity for you to lay someone..." Naruto offered and gave a smirk. Kiba grew interested

"What is it?"

"Im gonna break up with Analeigh today or maybe tomorrow..." Kiba rolled his eyes.

"And...?"

"She's gonna need a shoulder to cry on...she'll be vulnerable and lonely...and..." Kiba howled.

"Say no more!" They both laughed.

Kiba had, like Naruto dark brown messy hair and a tanned body. He was slightly shorter then Naruto but was muscular like him. He too was in the basketball team and a senior. He had brown eyes and a smirk always on his face. Sometimes he reminded Naruto of a mischevious dog. (Better not let Kiba hear that Naruto thinks of him as a dog...=P )

The bell rang and everyone took their respective seats as they waited for the teacher. Naruto rolled his eyes and turned to Kiba.

"Whaddaya think his excuse will be this time?" Kiba grinned.

"Well last time was 'helping a cat stuck in the tree'.."

"Before that was...'helping an old lady cross the street'..." Naruto counted.

"Ten bucks he's twenty minutes late?" Kiba wagered.

" Your on!" Naruto challenged. They knocked their fists together as a sign of sealing the deal. Naruto averted his eyes to the large clock on the wall above the blackboard.

'Cmon Kakashi Sensei...be later then usual...Daddy needs a new pair of headphons...' Naruto mused mentally his blue eyes fixed completely on the orange and white clock. Kiba sighed.

'Im bored..."

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15 Minutes late...

A man in his early twenties walked in without even knocking and sat down in the teachers seat. He had messy grey hair and pale skin. His eyes were deep read and sleepy, looking bored as his hand, was an orange book witht the words 'Make Out Paradise'. Naruto grinned as he suddenly remebered something...

"HA! I WIN KIBA!" He yelled triumphantly punching his fist in the air. Kiba scowled.

"Yea yea...you got lucky..." He shuffled through his jeans pocket and handed Naruto two crisp notes of $10.

Naruto kissed the money. "Hallelujah brother! Headphones here i come!" The man in the teachers chair sighed.

"Naruto....shut up..." Naruto turned to him.

"Eh Kakashi-sensi? Why were you late? As if thats new..." The class chuckled as Kakashi grinned.

"I got distracted by the beauty of the world..." Kakashi dazed out for a split second before returning to them.

Naruto scoffed. "LIAR!" The class murmured in agreement. Kakashi sighed, again.

"Naurto Naruto Naruto...someday kid....someday..." His red eyes fixed on Naruto as if searching his soul.

Before he could speak, a knock came on the door. The whole class turned even Kakashi. Inside stepped 2 women who were obviously quite opposites.

The first women was the school priciple. She was tall but a busty and slim blonde. She had her hair tied in a low ponytail. She had extremely pale skin and and light brown eyes that, during a glare, could frighten the scariets of men. She was dressed in a tight blue business suit which included a skirt which ended at her mid-tigh and showed her creamy white legs. This women was the school pricniple and had been for the past 25 years. Yup, this women was actually in her late forties. A shocker for everyone.

The other girl was shorter the her and seemed about Naruto's age. Everyone had their attnetion completely diverted towards her. The principle nodded at Kakashi before leaving. Kakashi sighed.

"Okay new girl...come infront of the class and introduce yourself..."

Kakashi mumbled in a bored tone before turning back to his book.

The girl blushed slightly before nodded and stepping infront of everyone. It was when she was completely in veiw that every boys pants tightened.

The girl was short about 5'6 and was extremely pale. She had smooth skin without any scar or blemish or mark that looked soft to touch, almost like silk. She had deep onyx eyes that felt haunting to look at but also quite intriguing. Her hair was dark pulled into a high ponytail with a red ribbon and had two bangs framing her delicate yet pale face.

Moving down...

This girl wore a tight crimson shirt that clinged to her body showing her curves fully. The sleeves were 1/4 leaving her pale arms exposed. The girl wore dark blue jeans that were 3/4 in length, showing her creamy white legs, and hung lowly on her hips with simple maroon flats. She had a little charm bracelet on her left wrist. She held a gold chain around her neck, the letter 'S' dangling from it in gold. The thing that caught the most attention was her chest more specifically her breasts. They were, Naruto agreed, larger then any other senior girls in the school. (Naruto should know above everyone else). They wernt huge and bulging but were not that small either.

Perfect size. Kiba and Naruto smirked.

The girl spoke up in a nervous voice.

"Hi...im Satari Uchiha...and I moved here last week to live with my Uncle here. Umm...Im 17 and fond of singing...hope I fit in with the rest of you..." She trailed off and looked to Kakashi who sighed.

"Miss Uchiha...why dont you take seat besides Miss Haruno..?"

A pink-haired girl smiled and waved her hand from her seat. Satari smiled slightly and nodded.

As she walked to her seat, she could here boys wolf whistleing and as she sat down, her eyes locked with baby blue ones across the room and she froze.

Naruto smirked and High-fived Kiba.

Christmas came early.

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How was it? It wasnt my best work...but please review...it would mean a lot...

Sasuke: Im a...girl?

Naruto: Ha! Teme's a girl!

Author: Sorry Sasuke...but i just cant right yaoi fics...i have a problem...

Sasuke: Damn you woman!

Author runs away and hides.

Sakura pops up.

"READ AND REVIEW!"

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Oh...Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

This chapter is at its end,

So please review!