A/N: I'm starting this collection because I often get just random little ideas pop into my head and I have nothing to do with them so I decided I'll write them out and post them here.

I happen to be having a severe lack of motivation to write lately so if you guys would possibly be so kind as to leave some reviews, help a girl out, it would be mighty appreciated! Enjoy!

-Carter

Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note.

Genre: Romance/Humor

Rating: M

Characters: MelloxMatt

Why Use A Dildo?

Mello sped up the street on his bike, swerving through traffic. He finally pulled up to the apartment he was currently sharing with his lazy ass friend. He climbed the stairs and went inside. It seemed empty. The gamer was nowhere in sight.

"Matt?" The blonde called out, but there was no answer. He started down the hall to the redhead's room. Just as he was about to knock, he heard a soft sound, almost like a moan, come from inside.

Mello smirked to himself, and whipped the door open. He really should have been at least a little mentally prepared for what he'd find, but he wasn't. Inside, Matt was on his bed, on his hands and knees, his left side facing the door. His face was flushed, back arched and he was streak naked, currently fucking himself with a bright purple vibrator.

"Mello!" Matt sat back on his knees quickly, not taking the dildo out. As he did, it moved with his movements and pushed itself against his prostate, causing the gamer to let out a loud moan as his eyes snapped shut and his head was thrown back.

Mello couldn't believe how he was being betrayed by his own body. The front of his leather pants became increasingly tight, his face was heating up, he, for some crazy reason, found Matt incredibly sexy right in that moment.

"Mello.." Matt's eyes opened and he began absentmindedly stroking himself, staring at the blonde with a hazy, lust filled gaze. "Liking the show?" the redhead smirked, sitting up to continue pleasuring himself with the vibrator. Mello blushed. Matt let out a loud moan and in the next second, the gamer found himself pinned to the bed with the blonde on top, kissing him.

Matt's hands came up quickly and began caressing Mello's body, tugging at the much resented clothing.

Mello was soon enough naked as well and thrusting the vibrator, quickly, in and out of the man beneath him.

"Mello! Please.. fuck me.. hng!" Matt moaned. Mello quickly pulled the dildo out and replaced it with his own throbbing erection. Matt let out a cry of pleasure and relief. After waiting for so damn long, the redhead finally had his best friend exactly where he had always wanted him- buried hilt deep inside his tight ass.

Mello pounded into his friend, holding him by the hips. Matt clung to the blonde, arms and legs wrapped tightly around him, digging his nails into the older man's back, leaving little risen, red lines.

Matt cried out in ecstasy each time his prostate was thrusted into and it was finally enough to toss him over the edge. Matt came all over the pair's chests, crying Mello's name. Not alias, but his name.

Mello buried his head in Matt's shoulder, breathing in the sweet scent of his bright locks. As the gamer's muscles tightened around his length, the blonde finally found bliss, climaxing deep inside his new found lover.

He collapsed on top of the younger man, as Matt wrapped his arms tightly around Mello. The two kissed and nipped at any skin they could access until sleep consumed them.

Mello's last thoughts of the night were: I just fucked my best friend. And damn, I've never felt more at home.