This is just a short little series about guys at Camp Half Blood asking Percy for advice on girls for no apparent reason. You'll get why the title is what it is at the end of this chapter ;)

Diclaimer: I do not own PJO.

Dr. Love

Chapter 1: Travis

Percy PoV

BANG BANG BANG

I woke up to the sound of someone knocking loudly at my door.

"Go 'way." I said, then settled back down on my pillow.

Somehow, whoever it was managed to unlock the door and walk into my cabin.

I pulled myself off the bed to see Travis Stoll standing in my open doorway with a paper clip lodged in the lock.

"What do you want?" I asked, still sleepy.

"I need girl advice." Travis sheepishly said.

"Then why are you here?" I asked. If he wants girl advice, he should go somewhere else, because I don't even understand Annabeth, and she's my girlfriend and been my best friend since we were 12.

"Cuz you're pretty much the only guy at camp who can keep a girlfriend." Travis said.

"Still. Why are you asking me?" I asked again.

"I already told you!" Travis sighed.

"Fine, fine." I said. "Who's the girl?"

"Katie." Travis said, then his eyes started glazing over, lost in a daydream of Katie something or other.

"Travis! Snap out of it!" I yelled, and punched his shoulder.

"Ow!" he yelped.

"Katie is just so pretty and perfect and..." I kinda zoned out after that, not like I need to listen to Travis's endless babbling. Seriously, that kid has a new love every day, but most of the time it's a food. Yesterday, he was going off about hotdogs!

He was still talking about her 'shiny hair' when I got the perfect idea.

"Travis! TRAVIS! SNAP OUT OF IT!" I yelled at him.

He stopped blubbering, and I grabbed his arm.

I pulled him across the grass to the Demeter cabin.

I knocked on the door and a sleepy Katie wrapped in a robe answered the door.

"Yea?" she asked sleepily.

"TRAVIS HAS STRONG FEELINGS FOR YOU BUT IS A SCAREDY CAT AND IS TOO CHICKEN TO ADMIT IT!" I yelled, and then stalked away.

Third Person PoV

Percy stalked to the sword arena, where he proceeded to hack many limbs off the poor dummies.

Meanwhile, Travis stood outside the Demeter cabin looking like a tomato. Katie was standing there, looking half amused and half confused.

"I don't even know how to respond to that, so start from the beginning, Chicken Boy." Katie said.

"Well... um... uh... you see, I went to Percy for, um... girl problems, and that girl may or may not have been... um... you... and..." Travis trailed off and Katie looked more amused than ever.

"Why would you go to him? It ended up with him screaming that you like me so loud I'm pretty sure the fish could hear it." Katie chuckled.

"Haha. Look, I'm sorry and I know you don't feel the same

way, so I'll ju-" Travis was cut off by Katie pecking him on the lips.

Katie winked and then shut the door.

Travis's eyes widened, and rushed to the sword arena, because Travis knew he would be there.

"Percy! Thank you so much!" he screamed, then sprinted back to his cabin.

Travis just HAD to make some flyers for Percy. One, to mess with him. Two, because he had a talent. And three, to mess with him.

So that was why Percy woke up the next morning to find the entire camp, including Mrs. O'Leary, covered in Dr. Love, Percy Jackson son of Poseidon flyers.

And that was also the reason Connor Stoll was in the infirmary.

HEHE. Stupidest story ever. Oh well. It was fun to write.

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