Author's Note: I do not own the rights to south park, Matt Stone and Trey Parker do. Just writing a fanficton! So here is the first chapter, hope you enjoy it and feel free to leave a review :D
As she walked through the hallways of her new school, the girl looked at her school map with a look of confusion and irritation.
Girl: Goddamn school, why does the map have to be so damn complicated
As she was looking at her map, she accidently ran into a larger boy. The girl fell onto the hard tiled floor. The boy was unfazed. She looked up at him, though he was a little chunky in the middle he was well built for his age. He had to be at least 6'2; his chestnut hair looked like he rolled out of bed and didn't care to look in a mirror. His amber eyes stared down at her with a mix of anger and annoyance.
The boy stared at the girl for a few moments. Her raven hair fell gently on her shoulders framing her delicate face. Her body seemed to have curves in all the right places and at the angle he was at, the boy could see a fair amount of cleavage. His eyes locked with hers and he sunk deep into her golden brown eyes. He quickly shook his head and brought himself back into reality and the situation at hand.
Boy: Watch where you're going next time, ho.
Girl: *She stops rubbing her backside* E-excuse me? I'm sorry I'm not quite sure I'm not sure I heard you.
Boy: What are you deaf as well as blind? I said "Watch where you going next time, ho."
Girl: Well maybe if you weren't taking up most of the hallway with your fat ass, then I wouldn't have run into you asshole!
Before the boy could respond, the girl collected her school bag and map and walked off in a huff.
Boy 2: Shit, dude, who was that?
Boy: Why the fuck should I care, Stan, she's just another stupid ho anyway.
Stan: Yeah, but if you have already forgotten Cartman, that stupid ho just told you off as if you were nothing.
Cartman: Oh whatever, she ran off because she was scared of what I was going to do to her if I got that chance, little bitch.
Boy 3: How could she be afraid of what you were going to do, fatass, she doesn't even know you.
Cartman: Shut the fuck up, Khyle, before I set you on fire like the rest of your people!
Kyle: Fuck you, you neo-Nazi bastard!
Stan: As much as I do enjoy you two fight like a couple of little insecure bitches, we do have a class to get to so I'll just be leaving now…
~~~~~Nifty Transition~~~~
After the bell rang for class to begin, the teacher, Mrs. Garrison stood up in front of the classroom.
Garrison: Can I have your attention class; I have an announcement to make.
Cartman: What is it this time, Garrison, you gonna get another sex change because you realized it sucks being a bitch?
Garrison: Eric, watch your mouth! Now as you know we have had a new family move to South Park recently. Well that family happened to have a child who will be joining this class for the rest of the school year. *Walks over to the door and opens it* you may join us now dear.
A girl walks into the classroom. As everyone stares blankly, Stan whispers to Kyle and Cartman.
Stan: Hey isn't that the chick from earlier?
Kyle: I…I think so
Garrison: Everyone this is Katt Porter, please make her feel welcome, okay?
Everyone just stares
Garrison: O…kay, well Katt, why don't you tell us a bit about yourself
Katt: Well, my rents and I just moved here from Canada, I really didn't want to but apparently I had no damn choice.
Cartman: Awwww, weak, that's all we need is another goddamn Canadian in this town!
Before Mrs. Garrison could scold Cartman, Katt retorted
Katt: It's better than being a fatass faggot with a tiny dick!
All the class and Mrs. Garrison could do was gape at Katt.
Stan: Wow…
Kyle: I think she's got Cartman by the balls, dude.
Garrison: Kyle, don't use that kind of language even though it's true. Now, Katt, please take your seat. Unfortunately the only one that is available is next to Eric
Cartman: 'Ey!
Katt nodded, and went to take her seat next to Cartman, all-the-while Cartman is shooting death glares at her.
~~~~~Nifty Transition~~~~~
Throughout the entire class Cartman wouldn't stop staring at Katt.
Cartman: Stupid fucking bitch thinks she's soooo cool. What the fuck is her problem anyway? Probably just her Canadian blood…stupid ho.
The bell rings signaling the end of class. Everyone slowly exited the classroom, but before Katt could leave Cartman stands in the way and closes the door.
Katt: What the hell, Eric, get out of my way.
Cartman: Not until you tell me what the hell is up your ass
Katt: What the fuck are you talking about?
Cartman: What…the fuck…is…your problem…with me?
Katt: If you have to ask your more of an idiot then I originally thought and you ever stop to think it might have something to do with you calling me a ho and making fun of where I'm from?
Cartman: So what? Who gives a shit?
Katt: I do! I don't know how the girls around here react to being called ho but where I'm from we don't tolerate that shit.
Cartman: Oh really?
Katt: Yeah and if you call me that again, believe me when I say that I WILL kick you in the nuts.
Cartman: *Laughs* you and what army, ho?
Before Cartman could react, Katt winded her foot back and made direct contact with Cartman's groin. Cartman howled in pain and dropped to his knees. Stan and Kyle stared in disbelief as Katt leaned down and whispered in Cartman's ear.
Katt: One thing to remember about me. I don't make threats, only promises.
As she stood upright, she gave Cartman a crooked smile and walked away. When she was out of sight, Stan and Kyle ran over to Cartman.
Stan: Fuck, dude, are you alright?
Cartman: N-no…I'm…not…you…asshole…
Kyle: She got you good, dude, but are you gonna let her get away with doing that?
Cartman: *Slowly stands* Oh yeah, it's not a big deal, she just…you know…KICKED ME IN THE NUTS! Jesus, Khyle, you fucking Jew why do you have to be so goddamn stupid?!
Stan: So what are you gonna do?
Cartman: I'm gonna hunt down that bitch and kill her.
~~~~~Nifty Transition~~~~~
After searching the entire school, Cartman finally found Katt outside having a cigarette.
Cartman: There you are, you little bitch!
Katt: Ugh, you again. What the fuck do you want now?
Cartman walked up to Katt, putting her face inches from his own.
Cartman: You stupid little bitch, you kicked me in the nuts and you think I'm just gonna let you get away with it?
Katt: *Throws her cigarette to the ground and steps on it* I think I just did and if you keep calling me names, you gonna get punched in your fucking face.
Cartman: Pfft, like I'm scared of some wimpy little bitch.
This time when Katt swung her fist, Cartman was able to grab her wrist and gave her a crooked smile at the sight of her shocked look.
Cartman: What are you gonna do now, ho?
Katt scowled and swung with the other fist, but yet again Cartman caught her wrist. He was still smiling at her, and then before he knew what happened, Cartman felt Katt's lips on his own. Cartman's eyes grew wide and his grip on her wrist loosened. Her lips were soft and tasted a mix of cherry chapstick and cigarette smoke. He almost considered kissing her back but was too shocked to do so. When Katt pulled away she gave him a small smile. Cartman slowly started to smile back, but then felt a sharp pain on his right cheek. He staggered back placing a hand onto his face.
Cartman: What the fuck was that for?!
Katt: Which one? The punch or the kiss?
Cartman: Both! *gingerly rubs his cheek*
Katt: Well, the punch was calling me a bitch and a ho. The kiss was to distract you long enough to get my wrist free. So I just taught you two lessons.
Cartman: And how the fuck did you do that?
Katt: Don't let ANYTHING distract you, and to stop calling me names.
Cartman…I see…
Katt: Anyway, I'm off. See you around, Eric.
Katt walks off while Cartman stands there and reflects on what just happened.
Cartman: I wonder why she would pick kissing me as her distraction method. I mean she must have knew there was no guarantee that I wasn't just gonna get madder. Maybe she…no that's stupid to even consider, plus she's just another stupid bitch anyway so what does it matter.
Stan and Kyle walk around a corner. They run over to Cartman when they see him.
Stan: There you are, we've been looking for you all over.
Kyle: Did you find her?
Cartman took enough time to collect his thoughts and turned to his friends.
Cartman: Yeah I found her
Stan: And….what happened?
Cartman: She kissed me then punched me in the face
Kyle: What?!
Stan: Seriously?
Cartman: Yeah
Kyle: So what are you gonna do about it?
Cartman: *Looks at Kyle curiously* what do you mean Jew?
Kyle: I mean are you gonna act on what happened or are you just gonna let it go?
Cartman: *sighs* Dumbass she only kissed me to distract me long enough to get her wrist free so she could hit me. Besides just another ho that goes to this school. Why would I go after her?
Kyle: Maybe because she was able to stand up to your fatass and not even give a shit about the consequences?
Cartman: So? Just because the girl seems to have a set of lady balls doesn't mean I'm gonna want to date her.
Stan: Sure, whatever Cartman.