Rating: K+
Warning: Implied NaruSasu.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and am not making profit from this.
Sasuke Uchiha was pretty average.
He went to school, did homework, hated his teachers (and several of his classmates), and he slept in on the weekends. He had track practice almost every morning, bathed often, and listened to music any chance he could. Ignore the mob of love sick girls, and you've got your average, every day, sixteen year old high school student.
Until today.
"Sasuke! Oh, I have to tell you, but I don't know how! It's terrible-yeah, something terrible happened. Ugh, why me?" Sakura Haruno, one of Sasuke's previous fangirls, chattered over the phone. She sounded nervous and was talking faster than usual.
"What happened?" Sasuke asked, completely disinterested, as this call was probably very insignificant and about something ridiculous, like Sakura's new victim-er, I mean, crush finding a girlfriend that wasn't Sakura herself.
"Ohhh, I told him it was a bad idea, but he just doesn't listen!" Sakura chattered to herself.
"What are you talking about?" Sauske could picture Sakura nervously bouncing on the balls of her feet
"Oh, Sasuke, I hate to have to tell you this..." The bubble-gum haired girl mumbled something that could have sounded like "I had a cow over for dinner," but Sasuke was sure that wasn't it.
"Mhm," Sasuke hummed instead while drinking a glass of milk, still not necessarily caring for this important news, as he still didn't believe it was important.
"Did you even hear me?!" Sakura hollered with a hint of hands-on-her-hips.
"Mmmm," Sauske hummed again through his milk.
"I said," she took a breath, "Naruto got in an accident."
Sasuke promptly spit out his milk in a sputter of shock, bewilderment, and fear.
It is a well known fact throughout the sophomore class of Konoha High that Naruto Uzumaki rode a motorcycle where ever he went. It is also a well known fact that as much as Sasuke likes motorcycles, with their Get The Fuck Away From Me atmosphere and frightening roar, he has a great fear of the danger they bring. Honestly, have you seen the way those things turn? Leaning all the way to one side, you could topple over and get seriously injured!
It is a little known fact that Sasuke cares for Naruto. A lot. In a gay way.
"No," Sasuke breathed. "No!"
"Yeah, I know Sasuke. I'm sorry," Sakura muttered, sounding unsure and concerned for her friend.
"Is he alright? He can't die! I haven't... " Sasuke sighed. "He's alive... right?"
"You haven't what, bastard?" A third voice sounded through the phone.
"... What?" Sasuke said flatly.
"I thought it was an April Fool's joke when Sakura told me you liked me. I had to hear for myself," Naruto Uzumaki's voice rang through Sasuke's kitchen phone and into his ear. He could hear the blonde's smug grin in his voice. "So finish your sentence, bastard. You haven't what?"
"... Sakura?" Sasuke muttered, feeling utterly betrayed.
"I'm so sorry, Sasuke!" Sakura yelled, pleading with forgiveness. "He-He made me do it!"
"That's a lie," Naruto deadpanned.
"W-What?!" Sakura said, offended. "Well... If I didn't get something to spark betw-"
Sasuke promptly slammed the phone back down on the receiver, hanging up on the three way call.
There was no way he was going to school on Monday. Sasuke wasn't an average, every day, sixteen year old high school student anymore. Nope; he was an average, every day, sixteen year old high school student with a big problem on his hands.
...
Now what?
Haha, happy April Fool's day everyone. :) Who'd you prank today? I pranked my mom into thinking my cat had fleas. ;P
Thank you for reading!