Samurai Pizza Cats Season 3:
Episode 1: Out with the Old. In With a Few.
By Kyo Zaber
*Samurai Pizza Cats is Copyrighted by it's respected creators. I do not own Samurai Pizza Cats. This is a Fan fiction written for entertainment.*
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Narrator: High atop Mt. Coochie, as thunder and lightning streak accrost the sky. A familiar figure is toiling away in a shoddy built lab. His crazed laughter can be heard from anywhere!
Guru Lou: Bwa Ha Ha Ha!
(An explosion sounds, smoke can be seen pouring out of the lab's windows.)
Guru Lou: Woah! This batch has to be good! Now we'll see who'll win the big Mt. Coochie cook off tomorrow in Little Tokyo!
Narrator: Little does our unsuspecting Lou realize that there loom's a dark figure in his presence, and I don't mean his shadow!
Guru Lou: Now let's see here, if I add a pinch of this purple stuff, then... What the!?
*The dark figure jumps down in front of Lou knocking him down to the floor.*
Narrator: It is just at that moment that Lou notices something!
Guru Lou: Hey! I just noticed something! What in the world are you doing here Speedy!?
Shadow: *Grins* Hmm....
*The figure bonk's Lou over the head.*
Guru Lou: Ow! What the heck did you do that for you flipped out fleabag!
Shadow: *Looks puzzled, then sprays some liquid into Lou's face.
Guru Lou: Cough! Cough! Hack! What is this stuff!? Urggg... *Lou passes out face flat on the floor.*
*The figure laughs some more, then begins moving around the lab.*
Narrator: What in the world is this!? Who would be so diabolical to do such a thing to our beloved mentor and inventor?! What are they doing? Who are they? And why are bubbles coming out of Lou's nose!?
*Scene Change to Little Tokyo.*
Narrator: Never thought we'd be back did ya!? Well, I'm here to show you silly viewers it's true! We're back! And we're twice as... something... Any who, lets take a look in on our heroes! By the looks of things everything has gotten back to normal after the great comet caper.
Speedy: Wow! That was sure amazing! I'm surprised that they picked the show back up after that last episode!
Guido: You said it Speedy, but keep in mind we've been gone for over a decade!
Polly: Oh you guys, will you just drop it? Get back to Work!!!
Francine: Why is everyone talking? And what's with the bright colors and everything? Did Guido buy a new disco ball or something?
Good Bird: Well, since this is a new show, and it's a new age, we've got the latest inks and effects from 1998 in stock. So this is what we look like new and improved.
Francine: But it's 2003!!!
Good Bird: Well, we didn't get a big budget to work with even though we're famous, but you've got to admit, everything looks great considering how long we've been gone!
Narrator: Just then, a familiar face comes racing into the parlor. It's the same round guy we all know and love... not to mention we just saw him in the intro. It's Guru Lou!
Guru Lou: Where's that Speedy Fella? I've got a bone to pick with that little punk!
All: It's Guru Lou!
Guru Lou: Yeah it's me, now where's Speedy?
Speedy: *Comes up in front of Lou* Heya Lou! Haven't seen you around for a while, so... uh... I'm right here hello~! *Wave's arms in front of Guru Lou's Face.*
Guru Lou: *Eyes Speedy angrily* I can see that you ninny!
*Speedy jumps back.*
Now what I'm going to say is simple, either you return the new power cell I just foun... er... Built! That's right, built! Or I'm going to take back the Supreme Catatonic and beat you up and down like an old piñata!
Speedy: *Looks quizzically* Eh? Power cell? What the heck is a power cell?
Guru Lou: Don't act dumb! I want the cell and I want it now!
Fran: *Looks at Lou angrily (She's still ticked about the elixir of life ordeal.)* Look you old quack, Speedy's been here all day, not to mention week!
Good Bird: Yeah that's right! We had the weekly foosball tourney to commemorate the total re-construction of the parlor just a few days ago!
Guru Lou: Bah! It was just stolen last night!
*Everyone looks down at the floor with worried looks on their faces.*
Polly: Oh crud, I don't remember seeing Speedy last night! He did leave early, and he said he couldn't say where he was going!
Guido: I know where Speedy went last night, but if I say anything... then they'll know I really wasn't at home sick!
Good Bird: Ohhhh... I wonder when that birdseed I ate expired. I don't feel so good...
Fran: Hmm... raising the prices would cover the building costs... but we'd loose customers!
(Just then Luciel walks in on the scene.)
Lucel: Hey everyone, what's up!
*Lou grab's Lucel and places her in a headlock.*
Guru Lou: Ok, that's it! Either you cough up that Power Cell... *Grins evilly* or...
*Lou pulls out a strange looking vile filled with a purple-ish liquid.*
Guru Lou: Your girlfriend here get's to be the next guinea pig for my latest Elixir of Life!
*Everyone 'cept Lou and Luciel run for cover.*
Speedy: *Smiles* Bad move Lou! I thought you were smarter than that!
Guru Lou: *Looks worriedly* Oh boy...
Luciel: *Very upset.* You again! I ran for miles on uncomfortable slippers because of you! That makes me so mad I could!!! YEAHHHHHH~!
Narrator: With a click, a swish, and a bang. Luciel unleashed her awesome fury of missiles stored neatly away in her hair, as well as purple bracelets.
(Outside a cloud of purple exhaust smoke can be seen exploding from the pizza place, as well as a few stray missiles going every which way. High up in the air a charred Guru Lou has reached the maximum height he could reach, and begin his decent back down to earth.)
Guru Lou: Whoa! Wha... Wha!.... WHAAAAA~~~!!!
*Bam!*
Guru Lou: Uggg, what hit me?
Luciel: *Smiles* I've been waiting to do that for some time now... *Expression turns to fear* Eeek! Keep him away from me!!!
(Luciel runs over behind Guido)
Speedy: What in the world's your problem Lou?!
Polly: Is there any particular reason you came in here calling Speedy a thief?
Guru Lou: That darn cat's a thief! He stole my new Power Cell!
Speedy: I told you, I don't know what you're talking about!
Guru Lou: And I told you don't play dumb!
Luciel: *Walks out behind Guido* What are you saying!? Speedy would never do anything like that!
Guru Lou: For pete's sake, We've been through this all ready! I saw the little stinker come in my lab last night with my own 4 eyes!
Luciel: At what time!?
Guru Lou: Oh about 3am or 4am in the morning.
Luciel: He couldn't have done it then because he was with me the whole night!
(Everyone has shocked looks on their faces, 'cept Luciel.)
Polly: *Face turns to anger.* Speedy... what were you doing over there? *Eyebrows twitching uncontrollably.*
Speedy: Well, I, uh...
Polly: Who cares, all I know is your dead!
(Polly dives at Speedy, but Luciel tugs Speedy out of Polly's leap. Polly lands on Guru Lou, then jumps back up and slowly makes her way towards Speedy. The only person blocking her is Luciel.)
Polly: Get... outa... my... way Luciel. I'm not going to ask twice.
Luciel: So your going to beat up the guy who dumped me for you!?
Polly: *Anger turns to puzzlement* Say wha~!
Guru Lou: *Gets up* Hey, have you all forgot about me!?
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Episode 1: Out with the Old. In With a Few.
By Kyo Zaber
*Samurai Pizza Cats is Copyrighted by it's respected creators. I do not own Samurai Pizza Cats. This is a Fan fiction written for entertainment.*
=========
Narrator: High atop Mt. Coochie, as thunder and lightning streak accrost the sky. A familiar figure is toiling away in a shoddy built lab. His crazed laughter can be heard from anywhere!
Guru Lou: Bwa Ha Ha Ha!
(An explosion sounds, smoke can be seen pouring out of the lab's windows.)
Guru Lou: Woah! This batch has to be good! Now we'll see who'll win the big Mt. Coochie cook off tomorrow in Little Tokyo!
Narrator: Little does our unsuspecting Lou realize that there loom's a dark figure in his presence, and I don't mean his shadow!
Guru Lou: Now let's see here, if I add a pinch of this purple stuff, then... What the!?
*The dark figure jumps down in front of Lou knocking him down to the floor.*
Narrator: It is just at that moment that Lou notices something!
Guru Lou: Hey! I just noticed something! What in the world are you doing here Speedy!?
Shadow: *Grins* Hmm....
*The figure bonk's Lou over the head.*
Guru Lou: Ow! What the heck did you do that for you flipped out fleabag!
Shadow: *Looks puzzled, then sprays some liquid into Lou's face.
Guru Lou: Cough! Cough! Hack! What is this stuff!? Urggg... *Lou passes out face flat on the floor.*
*The figure laughs some more, then begins moving around the lab.*
Narrator: What in the world is this!? Who would be so diabolical to do such a thing to our beloved mentor and inventor?! What are they doing? Who are they? And why are bubbles coming out of Lou's nose!?
*Scene Change to Little Tokyo.*
Narrator: Never thought we'd be back did ya!? Well, I'm here to show you silly viewers it's true! We're back! And we're twice as... something... Any who, lets take a look in on our heroes! By the looks of things everything has gotten back to normal after the great comet caper.
Speedy: Wow! That was sure amazing! I'm surprised that they picked the show back up after that last episode!
Guido: You said it Speedy, but keep in mind we've been gone for over a decade!
Polly: Oh you guys, will you just drop it? Get back to Work!!!
Francine: Why is everyone talking? And what's with the bright colors and everything? Did Guido buy a new disco ball or something?
Good Bird: Well, since this is a new show, and it's a new age, we've got the latest inks and effects from 1998 in stock. So this is what we look like new and improved.
Francine: But it's 2003!!!
Good Bird: Well, we didn't get a big budget to work with even though we're famous, but you've got to admit, everything looks great considering how long we've been gone!
Narrator: Just then, a familiar face comes racing into the parlor. It's the same round guy we all know and love... not to mention we just saw him in the intro. It's Guru Lou!
Guru Lou: Where's that Speedy Fella? I've got a bone to pick with that little punk!
All: It's Guru Lou!
Guru Lou: Yeah it's me, now where's Speedy?
Speedy: *Comes up in front of Lou* Heya Lou! Haven't seen you around for a while, so... uh... I'm right here hello~! *Wave's arms in front of Guru Lou's Face.*
Guru Lou: *Eyes Speedy angrily* I can see that you ninny!
*Speedy jumps back.*
Now what I'm going to say is simple, either you return the new power cell I just foun... er... Built! That's right, built! Or I'm going to take back the Supreme Catatonic and beat you up and down like an old piñata!
Speedy: *Looks quizzically* Eh? Power cell? What the heck is a power cell?
Guru Lou: Don't act dumb! I want the cell and I want it now!
Fran: *Looks at Lou angrily (She's still ticked about the elixir of life ordeal.)* Look you old quack, Speedy's been here all day, not to mention week!
Good Bird: Yeah that's right! We had the weekly foosball tourney to commemorate the total re-construction of the parlor just a few days ago!
Guru Lou: Bah! It was just stolen last night!
*Everyone looks down at the floor with worried looks on their faces.*
Polly: Oh crud, I don't remember seeing Speedy last night! He did leave early, and he said he couldn't say where he was going!
Guido: I know where Speedy went last night, but if I say anything... then they'll know I really wasn't at home sick!
Good Bird: Ohhhh... I wonder when that birdseed I ate expired. I don't feel so good...
Fran: Hmm... raising the prices would cover the building costs... but we'd loose customers!
(Just then Luciel walks in on the scene.)
Lucel: Hey everyone, what's up!
*Lou grab's Lucel and places her in a headlock.*
Guru Lou: Ok, that's it! Either you cough up that Power Cell... *Grins evilly* or...
*Lou pulls out a strange looking vile filled with a purple-ish liquid.*
Guru Lou: Your girlfriend here get's to be the next guinea pig for my latest Elixir of Life!
*Everyone 'cept Lou and Luciel run for cover.*
Speedy: *Smiles* Bad move Lou! I thought you were smarter than that!
Guru Lou: *Looks worriedly* Oh boy...
Luciel: *Very upset.* You again! I ran for miles on uncomfortable slippers because of you! That makes me so mad I could!!! YEAHHHHHH~!
Narrator: With a click, a swish, and a bang. Luciel unleashed her awesome fury of missiles stored neatly away in her hair, as well as purple bracelets.
(Outside a cloud of purple exhaust smoke can be seen exploding from the pizza place, as well as a few stray missiles going every which way. High up in the air a charred Guru Lou has reached the maximum height he could reach, and begin his decent back down to earth.)
Guru Lou: Whoa! Wha... Wha!.... WHAAAAA~~~!!!
*Bam!*
Guru Lou: Uggg, what hit me?
Luciel: *Smiles* I've been waiting to do that for some time now... *Expression turns to fear* Eeek! Keep him away from me!!!
(Luciel runs over behind Guido)
Speedy: What in the world's your problem Lou?!
Polly: Is there any particular reason you came in here calling Speedy a thief?
Guru Lou: That darn cat's a thief! He stole my new Power Cell!
Speedy: I told you, I don't know what you're talking about!
Guru Lou: And I told you don't play dumb!
Luciel: *Walks out behind Guido* What are you saying!? Speedy would never do anything like that!
Guru Lou: For pete's sake, We've been through this all ready! I saw the little stinker come in my lab last night with my own 4 eyes!
Luciel: At what time!?
Guru Lou: Oh about 3am or 4am in the morning.
Luciel: He couldn't have done it then because he was with me the whole night!
(Everyone has shocked looks on their faces, 'cept Luciel.)
Polly: *Face turns to anger.* Speedy... what were you doing over there? *Eyebrows twitching uncontrollably.*
Speedy: Well, I, uh...
Polly: Who cares, all I know is your dead!
(Polly dives at Speedy, but Luciel tugs Speedy out of Polly's leap. Polly lands on Guru Lou, then jumps back up and slowly makes her way towards Speedy. The only person blocking her is Luciel.)
Polly: Get... outa... my... way Luciel. I'm not going to ask twice.
Luciel: So your going to beat up the guy who dumped me for you!?
Polly: *Anger turns to puzzlement* Say wha~!
Guru Lou: *Gets up* Hey, have you all forgot about me!?
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