I don't get why we have to spend our class trip on a fucking bus with a bunch of ho's all the why to fucking Nevada to some fucking them park Cart men it can't be that bad the fuck it won't Jew and the bitch Wendy's coming hey don't call my girl friend a bitch and Kenny with his bitch hey say what you want man Bebe is smocking hot sure she is shut up Cart men. OK class buddy system Stanley can we go on the tunnel of love please yea Kenny can we sure why not look's like it's me and you Jew yea whatever Cart men what do you want to do we can go to the concert over there fine Cart men
I just want to be with you and no matter were life take's us nothing can break us apart you no it's true I just want to be with you because you're love is my drug I don't care what they say I'll be hear waiting on you .
Kyle you're not having fun are you go hang with Stan and Wendy I'll be fine I'll just hang with Butter's and Token at the snake bar are you sure yea go on Jew I don't need you hear go on thanks Cart men hey Butter's hey Eric wears Kyle he went to hang with Stan he wasn't having fun so I let him go so I take he still doesn't know you like him shut the fuck up Token dude calm down I ain't going to tell him that's for you to do thanks guy's were you going Eric home I don't want to stay the hole 2 week's I just need to think my mom's picking me up in 10 minutes so see yea guy's in 2 week's I guess see yea come on hon mommy doesn't got all day I'm coming mom . Hey Butter's wears Cart men I thought he told you guy's no he didn't tell us anything he went home why something about thinking he didn't want to stay the hole 2 week's so he's mom picked him up about 15 minutes ago fellas oh yea he said to give you guy's this I don't know why thanks Butter's were are you guy's going the hotel see yea letter guy's.
I had to leave to think I'll see you guy's in 2 week's Cart men oh yea tell Kyle to team with Stan and Wendy that's how he wanted to be on team's with any how I guess what Craig said was true I don't have friend's so have fun Marsh Broflovski and McCormick you guy's were real friend's I was just the fat ass for you to pick on so that's why I'm leaving the group to think so long Erick Cart men.
Guy's his gone were raid of the fat ass once and for all thank you God for getting raid of him thank you Kyle Stan Kenny what Butter you butt dialed him he just hung up you mean he heard every thing I think you guy's really hurt his feelings he'll be over it bye the time we get back right he cant be mad forever yea he's just being a baby and need's to get over it true that all votes for Cart men won't come back to the group say I dame to bad every one said I I guess well have to go ask Jimmy he said he done
2 week's later
Let's go see Cart men he still can't be mad I don't know he could be shut up Butter's Ms' Cart men is Cart men home I'm afraid he said he dosn't want to see you guy's any more and he has no friend's guy's can you believee he wasn't at the bus stop today look there he is Cart men Cart men he'sannoying us may I help you Marsh yea what's wrong with you I'm sorry how are you Stan oh you mean my ex friend along with Broflovski and McCormick what was it you guy's said oh yea were raid of fat ass forever thank God but if you excuse me I have to get to class Token what's really wrong with him I promised I wouldn't tell any one what let's put it this way how would you like to be told bye Wendy that she was glade you were gone it would hurt how dose Cart men like Token Kyle OK Kyle yea my best friend Kyle yea he was going to ask him when Kyle got back but then Kyle broke his heart like Wendy did you're Kyle you need to talk to Cart men why he like's you Cart men what do you want Kyle I heard every thing we were only joking to see if you'd come back really yea you big dumb ass Kyle yea would you like to be my boy friend I thought you would never ask oh yea and Kyle remember I well always love you . Fin of chapter 1