Disclamier: I don´t own Horton hears a who...
P.S. This is a three-shot.
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The guide to being a perfect Father
Ned Mcdodd was walking home with a frown on his face. This was an unusual sight, the mayor was always so happy. But not right now, he was think ing of his only son, JoJo and the their relationship. He didn´t understand, whatever he did JoJo just woudn´t talk to him!
As he was pondering on that, a sign at the local book shop drew his attention. It said;
The new best seller: The guide to being a perfect father, By Dr Seussis in stores now.
Could this be the sign he was waiting for? Only one way to now, he had to get that book!
The mayor went inside quickly, he grabbed a book and read on the back side:
The guide to being a perfect father helps you to become a perfect father in just three easy steps! All you have to do is to follow them.
That sounded just perfect! He brought the book to the cashier. ´´I would like this one please!´´ he said with an enthustiastic grin on his face. The cashier took the book and looked at it.´´That will be 16 Wholaries, please.´´ The purple who said and smacked her bubblegum. (What kind of money do they use?)
Ned paid and walked out. As soon as he was out the door, he started to read.
Step 1
The first step is to secure the childs room. The childs room should be a happy place where he or she can learn. You should always be able to realax when the child enters their room and not have to worry about what dangerous and evil things that might hurt your child! What mysterious traps that might be lurking ina corner, just wating to hurt them!!
Quick, hurry, SAVE YOUR CHILD FROM THE EVIL THINGS!!
Ned stared wide eyed at the paper, he should have known that his sons room was so dangerous, WHAT KIND OF A FATHER WAS HE!! Ned ran home as fast as he could.
He ran to JoJos room, he got to secure his room before it was too late!
He looked around the room and was terrefied by what he saw. It was dark, gloomy and it was papers everywere(blue prints), he could slip and hit his head! He looked at JoJos 1.5 feet tall bed and gasped, he could break somthing if he fell down!
He looked at Jojos other stuff and the process was repeated. This room was a death trap!
He decided to give JoJos room a make-over, after all it was for his on best.
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JoJo came home from school only to see his father staring at him with a large grin. Jojo raised an eyebrow, what was his father up to now.?
´´JoJo, I have something absoulutley wonderful to show you!´´ His dad exlaimed. JoJo was dragged away from the door.
He hoped that it wasn´t ´´the hall of mayors´´ again and he sencerly hoped that it wasn´t a picture of him hanging in ´´the hall of mayors´´. To his suprise he was dragged towards his room, he had a bad feeling about this.
´´Taadaa!´´ His father said and opened the door. JoJo stared at his room in disbelief, was it his room?
What he saw was his former room only that it looked like a ranibow puked on everything. His walls were no longer dark blue, but RAINBOW!!!
His floor was covered in a light blue rug instead of the usual wooden floor, and his black star lamp(that he made by himself at the age of 10!) was replaced by a gigantic sun lamp with a happy face on.
JoJos bed was gone and a round light blue mattress with matching covers and pillows in all the rainbows colours on the place were it used to stand.
But the worst parts were that his blue prints were gone...
HOW COULD HIS FATHER DO THIS TO HIM?!
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Ned looked at his sons stunned face. JoJo was probably so happy that he didn´t know what to do, so Ned said;
`` I´m so glad you liked it!´´
Ned saw the worried look on his sons face, he nearly forgot.
´´Here´s your homework, son.´´ He said, put on gloves at JoJos hands and gave him a plastic folder in wich his ´´Homework´´ was in.
´´ Remember to use the gloves before you open it, you don´t want to get a paper cut!´´ Ned said. ´´I guess my work is done here.´´ he said and leaved JoJo to ´´enjoy´´ his new room in peace....