Author's Note: Alright, no idea where this is going at all but I kinda like the idea…I just wish I could write it better. Anyway, there is a total Maximum Ride reference in here. Props to anyone who found it. :D Also props to anyone who can find the terrible attempt at a RENT reference..

Disclaimer: Sadness…

Okay, it's official: my life sucks. No, I mean sucks. Yeah, I know what you're thinking angst-ridden teen and all that but I'm serious. My. Life. Sucks. Why? Here, let me back up…

I woke up knowing today was going to suck. No, I'm not psychic, it was the first day of school, where, by the way, you. Do. Nothing. Okay, actually you do one thing: count the minutes left while pretending to listen to the teacher about rules you obviously aren't going to obey.

Apparently Jace didn't get the memo that that was the only thing you were supposed to do. (Actually, he probably did he just didn't listen, because…well he's Jace.) Because instead of counting down the minutes left in class he decided to scope out some new red-head, whom I've nicknamed "The Red-haired Wonder." Which brings me to why my life sucks: I'm gay…and in love with my best friend. Yeah…I know, right?

I don't know why I didn't realize it before, I guess I just wasn't jealous enough. The only time I'd seen Jace really want to be with a girl for anything other than a quick lay was—actually, I can't think of one. Wow. So there you go. I never really had been jealous enough. Weird.

Anyway, I wouldn't have really cared except for the fact that I'd never seen Jace look at a girl like that. Heck, I'd never seen anyone look at anyone like that. He looked at her like he already loved her…and he hadn't even met her yet! Whatever…there was no way he loved her, right? I mean, that kind of thing didn't happen right? Right?

And that was only first period. At lunch Jace invited The Red-haired Wonder to sit with us, and she brought along her little friend. I think his name is Shane…maybe Sam. I don't know. The point is he has a major crush on her, which, by the way she is completely oblivious to.

So we're at lunch. I'm not talking, Izzy is, and Jace and that Sam guy are staring at the Red-haired Wonder, whose name I have learned was Clary. It was awkward. I swear, if it's like that tomorrow I'll kill somebody…preferably Clary.

So yeah. My life sucks. And to top it all off I've already got mounds of homework…this year's just turning out fabulous.

Author's Note: Alright, not a huge fan of this but it'll do. OH MY GOSH! Bailey (AimlessGirl) is gonna put out a new chapter of Love, Hate, and Sequined Headbands tonight! AHHHHHHHH! Even I don't know what'll happen!

Peace, Love, Mark, and Iggy.

Kiersin.