Here I am again, standing in Lumbridge castle. Who is the freak behind me in the giant chicken suit, flying a kite, and sprinkling confetti? I guess everyone has to have a hobby. Time to find something to do…I think I will go talk to Veronica outside Draynor Manor. She is always full of good ideas! Great, her fiancé, Earnest, is missing again. I swear that man could lose himself even if he were following a tour guide!
Man, this Draynor Manor is cuh-ree-py! I wonder why Earnest came in here? I think I will start upstairs. There is a chair that keeps following me and ghosts flying all around. No sign of Earnest. Time to go back downstairs, I guess.
Great, I think I hear someone behind the door to this room, but it is locked. Where could that blasted key be? Maybe it is in the basement. That seems to be a good place to check, because nothing creepy ever happens in a basement, right? Ooooh! A coffin! I bet the key is safely in there. It's not like there could be a vampire or anything….Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Count Draynor is a vampire! Too bad I didn't bring any wooden stakes with me. I guess I will have to fight him the old fashioned way. Here goes…
Great. I died and am now his prisoner.
Wait a minute…where did that guy come from? I guess I don't really care as long as he is willing to fight Count Draynor for me. Awesome! He has killed the count, but he has no clue how to get me out of the cage. Oh, well, kind of cozy in here. I might as well make myself comfortable. It is going to be a long time before I see the outside world again.