Malchik Gay

Summary: (set in modern time) 17 year olds Elizabeth Swan and Will Turner have been friends since Liz spilled a soda on Will at a movie theater one summer, now they find themselves at the same theater when a new face decides to appear. Jack Sparrow, a 19 year old "bad boy" in Elizabeth's eyes, falls head over heals for Will, but does Will notice? (Based on POTC and Tatu's song Malchik Gay) PS- I suck at summaries please forgive me.

Disclaimer: I don't own POTC, or Peter Pan, However I have kidnapped Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom and locked them in my closet, not to worry they came along willingly =). I also do not own Tatu's song Malchik Gay, or anything else by them, but my mom got me the CD for Christmas ^-^. In fact all I own is a toothbrush and a teddy bear named Demi.

Warning: Jack/Will Slash, and some Elizabeth bashing. Language and kissing. Not that bad really accept the extremely stupid mind that created this story.

Rating: PG-13ish, rating could change.

And now with no further ado, Jack Sparrows Bonnie Lass presents: the dumbest story in the world. (J/K)

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A tall young man made his way to the front row of a movie theater to meet his best friend, Elizabeth. He took his time counting all the seats just to make sure he was in the exact middle. " I hate you Liz, you're in my seat." He stared at the girl with a murderous glare, only for her to stick out her tongue and grab the popcorn from him.

"Thank you Will. I love you too." She smiled and got up to move over to the next seat.

"Thank you Liz, at least this time I didn't have to sit on you to get you to move." He sat down and grabbed the popcorn back from Elizabeth. "So what are why are we watching Peter Pan? I mean I'd rather wait till next year to see the one with Johnny Depp."

"Why do you like him or something?" She grabbed a handful of popcorn and threw it up in the air above Will while humming a wedding tune. " You think he's sexy and want to marry him don't you?" she grinned at him.

"No for your information Johnny is a guy, to like him would mean I was…" he was suddenly cut short by a hand reaching over to tap him on the shoulder. "What?"

"Can I borrow some popcorn?" Will stared at the boy. "What? Do I have something on my face? In my hair?"

"No, but why do you want to borrow popcorn?" Elizabeth chimed in somewhat harsher than she had intended.

"No, I want to throw it at someone." He laughed a bit at the still staring Will. "Names Jack Sparrow, I just moved here. I guess Californians are just like my mom described them."

"What's that supposed to mean?" Will finally spoke up. "Are we rude? Selfish? Unfriendly?"

"No, the girls are dominating, and the guys are really cute." Jack smiled as Will blushed a very deep shade of red.

"Will Turner." Said a still blushing Will.

"Elizabeth Swan."

"Great. Nice really. So what school do you guys go to?" Jack was flirtingly looking at Will when he asked them.

"Why are you so pushy to get to be our friend?" Elizabeth asked, wondering why this guy was even talking to them in the first place. She never had been one to accept a person as a friend unless they were in most ways like her, and Jack was defiantly not. He wore tight black jeans and a shirt that seemed more or less like one for a girl. It Said T.A.T.U on the front, and had a picture of two girls almost kissing on it. He had dark brown hair much like Will's, but it had black streaks in it.

"Sorry to offend you luv, I just happen to like your boyfriend here. Mind if I kidnap him and lock him in my closet for safe keeping?" Jack said with complete sarcasm.

The two continued their little "conversation" over Will, almost as is he was not there. Will started to laugh a bit as he realized Jack was only joking. "Liz calm down, for god sake he was just trying to start a conversation. Besides the movie's starting."

Jack sat back in his seat behind them. "Damn girl wouldn't let me have any fun."

"Will what were you saying before Mr. Sparrow decided to interrupt? You'd have to be what to like Johnny Depp?" She smiled as though she hadn't been angry at all.

"What? What were we talking about?" Will looked innocently at her.

"Men, never can remember a damn thing you say to them." She waved her hand in front of his face as he stared down at the popcorn bag. "Will, what's so interesting about the popcorn bag?"

"I thought you said if I got popcorn you wouldn't eat any of it?" Will raised an eyebrow at her. "Liz you could have asked for your own. God knows you have enough money for it."

"How dare you accuse me of eating that fatty junk food. I would never even think of ruining my perfect body like that. Do you know how much calories are in that stuff?" She got back into her moody argumentative state.

""Hey quiet down kiddies, don't want to ruin the movie." Will and Elizabeth turned to see Jack with a big handful of popcorn, smiling and stuffing some into his mouth. "Sorry couldn't resist mate."

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I have no clue if there is a Tatu shirt like I said, but oh well. Please Review. I love reviews. They are so nice. Even if you hated it so far, flame if you like, just give me some kind of feedback!!! * Gets on knees and gives puppy dog eyes *

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Jack Sparrows Bonnie Lass