Goku was sitting in his Ea-z chair,furiously fapping off to Gohan's baby pictures,when he heard a thump of boots outside his door. He buttoned up his pants, slid the starchy photo album under the couch, and opened the door."Oh hello,Vegeta",Goku smiled. "Hello Goku,"Vegeta answered nervously."What did you want, Vegeta?"To be honest Goku",Vegeta flexed in his tight suit and put a hand down Goku's pants,"I wanted you",Vegeta seductively winked at Goku. "Um, Get off me Vegeta". He pulled Vegeta's hand out of his pants."Oh goku, you're so hot when you try to stop it."Vegeta hugged Goku closed to him, and started to sniff his hair."It was one time at the Christmas party, I was drunk,okay?I never actually loved you,besides, i am married to ChiChi remember?",Goku looked puzzled."I never stopped loving you."Vegeta said with a growl. Suddenly, he gripped Goku's strong shoulders with both hands,and rammed his knee into Goku's succulent groin 57 times, Goku let out a groan,and blacked out. Goku woke up in the hyperbolick time chamber, "ugh what happend" goku groend, he tryed to roll over "oh balls! MY BALLS" he stuggeld to stand up, when he did goku quikly droped his pants, "no no no no NOOOOOOOOO, OH GOOD GOd, what the flacid cow is this!" Goku yelled n pain as he held his shquashd bloody balls. A few minits later he relised that he was not in the small hut that was next to the magicel door of time or time waves or some shit (no one ever understood) no he was outside in the wite endless chamber, in the near distince he saw the hut. Goku relised somthing and took of flying towards the hut, 'kame alwase keaped a jar of sensu beans in thare ever since when he was a child and almost died training... Will goku save his mashed babby makers, find out!