Ok, I may be the only one but I think this song (I like your hair, Scotty Vanity(which i do not own)) goes perfectly with Sweeney Todd. Mostly because Sweeney and Lovett's hair styles are both so crazy. Anyway, this is how I believe our dearest Eleanor would respond if her beloved began singing this song to her.
Bold:Sweeney Normal:Lovett
Sweeney walks down the stairs one morning, something is very different about him. Mrs. Lovett is in the kitchen, cooking.
Hey there
Oh, hello Mr. T
I like your hair
Do you really? What an unexpected compliment, im so flattered
Who does your hair?
Erm…usually I do…
I wanna go there
…Go where?
Pshyeah
Excuse me?
I like your hair
You've already said that, but, thank you
Who does your hair?
I do! Did you not hear a word I just said?
I wanna go there
Where?
Hey bitches
Did you just call me a dog? Did you get into my nightstand? I swear I wasn't going to smoke that...
My scalp itches
Maybe because you never wash it.
I do my own damn hair
And it shows…
Pshyeah
What?
I need more gel
Noooooo, No Sweeney. You absolutely do not need more gel!
my hair looks like hell
And that, Mr. Todd, is why I love you
Fucking bitches
Your doing WHAT with the dogs?
Ohmygod!
What about him?
Blondes
Yes, Lucy had Yellow hair, I get it
Brunetts
And my hair is not yellow…thank you Mr. T
Redheads... more like dreadheads!
You have no idea how hard it is to deal with such thick curly hair like mine, that doesn't give you reason to make fun!
ohmygod
Funny…you never struck me as a religious person Mr. Todd
Hey there
Yes, hello.
I like your hair
I think we've been over this already…
Who does your hair?
I DO! Why is this so hard for you to believe?
I wanna go there
GO, WHERE?
Pshyeah
What are you talking about?
I like your hair
Shut up Todd!
Who does your hair?
You're really getting on my nerves.
I wanna go there
To the sea? Oh yes Mr. Todd I'd love that.
Lets get a dyke spike
A what?
Are those highlights?
No, theres no such thing as highlights in Tim Burton Land
Thats great color... Ooh
Thanks…
Let's totally get a perm!
I got a perm once… regretted it ever since
Pshyeah!
No! Not 'pshyeah' that's not even a word!
Time to retouch those roots
How will feeling the bottom of a tree help anything?
Bitches
Again with your canine friends…
Ohmygod!
Yes God, please make it stop?
Hey there
Go away.
I like your hair
Well, you can't have it.
Who does your hair?
I hate you.
I wanna go there.
Hell? Please do!
Pshyeah
You're leaving as soon as I can pack your bags!
I like your hair
And I like yours, now if we can get past this?
Who does your hair?
I will kill you with you own razor.
I wanna go there
If it's not here, I would be fine with that
Where's my flatiron?
I don't know.
Huh? Wheres my flatiron?
Asking more than once isn't going to help you
Huh? Wheres my flatiron?
Are you deaf? I don't know!
Huh?
You'd better sleep with your eyes open tonight
Your such a slut!
excuse me?
But I like your cut
Oh, really?
You're such a slut
you still think I'm a slut?
Definitely.
Well, that kind of destroys the purpose of this entire exchange doesn't it?
Hey there
Please not this again!
I like your hair
NO! When will it stop?
Who does your hair?
I'll leave you alone forever if you stop this Mr. Todd!
I wanna go there
AAAAAAHHHHHH!
Pshyeah
I'm not listening!
I like your hair
BLALALABLAAAAAA!
Who does your hair
There's this little buzzing noise in my ear, what could it be?
I wanna go there
Oh! I know, it's the voice of an obnoxious barber who's gone completely insane!
Oh my God!
I can't believe your still doing this
Oh my God!
Just kill me
Oh,
Are you quite finished?
My god!
And the wining answer is NO! No he isn't!
Just shave it off...
I couldn't agree more.